A BIOGRAPHY OF A SELF PROCLAIMED FAG HAG:

Lamasu life-long dream was to be a trash novelist. She has been writing trash since she finally figured how to read and write (which took some time) and she still does so with relish, lack of shame and an astounding capacity for bad grammar and spelling mistakes that can make a five year old...more »

A BIOGRAPHY OF A SELF PROCLAIMED FAG HAG:

Lamasu life-long dream was to be a trash novelist. She has been writing trash since she finally figured how to read and write (which took some time) and she still does so with relish, lack of shame and an astounding capacity for bad grammar and spelling mistakes that can make a five year old cringe in pain. Her Beta Readers believe that the day she learns the difference between WERE and WHERE the four riders of the apocalypse would come riding in!

Lamasu loves gay people. This is a mystery to herself and to many people around her since she is mostly heterosexual although she wouldn't kick Claudia Christian out of her bed or object if Utena wrapped her legs around her head. Lamasu lives in a house with her two sons her husband and his beautiful buttocks and thousands of book many of which include naughty gay men behaving rather badly.

Unsurpisingly those lusty men invaded her own writting where their behaviour goes downhill from novel to novel (unpublished... yet... if ever).

Lamasu has a bad alergy to verbal flatulance. She has been known to nuke people who speak out of their arses from orbit. This led to her getting the sack from many jobs which she is proud of almost as much as she is proud of getting the boot out of the Isaeli Army for being "Unsuitable to the System".

She has a degree in "how to be an unemployed waste of space" AKA - BA in the archaeology and languages of the ancient near east. This led her to be a Belly Dancer by ways of desperation, hunger and love of sparkly things.

These days she lives in Glastonbury where she fits in quite well. Content to raise her children, play the flute and read anything trashy - especailly if it has gay pirates in it.


The shelves here only see a fracture of my favorite books. My proper library is currently being updated ... slowly ... on LibraryThing... a site that allows me to manually add books WITHOUT ISBN which are often my favorite.

I don't talk nicely to sites that don't allow me to catalogue DANGEROUS MOONLIGHT by Mel Keegan... which is to date - my favorite book in the entire world... BOO to you Shelfari - sort yourself out ¬_¬

I am also on LiveJournal: http://zehavit-lamasu.livejournal.com/

And LibraryThing: http://www.librarything.com/profile/Lamasu « less