- Zalau, Romania
- member since October 22, 2007
«ای اهورا مزدا! من پرستنده ی یک خدا ، اهورامزدا، هستم. من زرتشتی ام و با باور کامل آن دین را می پذیرم. من اندیشه و گفتار و کردار نیک را می ستایم. من دین زرتشتی را که استوار کننده هم آهنگی و آشتی و دور کننده ی ناهم-آهنگی و دشمنی است می پذیرم. دینی که از همه ی ادیان و روش های زندگی ، چه آنها که در گذشته بوده و چه آنها که در آینده آید بهتر و والاتر است. دینی که زرتشت آورنده ی آن است.»
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is ruled by a
Do you agree with me???
An Iranian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Iran on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Iranian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Iranian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Iranian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ? The Iranian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the mind of the Iranian... This is why Iran is shining
Just 4 fun:
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43
years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance? .
God replied : you changed yourself alot & ......I didn't recognize you