I LOVE ABIGAIL LIKE SO MUCH AND I HERBY VOW TO GIVE HER A HUNDEREND BUCKS WITH SHELFARI AS MY WITNESS. Hi. I'm Vic. Wuss up peoples? I LOVE to read and write and climb and draw and fly and swim and I really want to sky dive. I've actually been told I'm pretty good at all of the above. Amazing right. You better not answer that you'll know why when you read the last sentence on my profile. I looooove the Harry Potter books. I also love the movie the Avengers. My favorite is Capt. America and his shield of awesomeness. Have a good day and don't get arrested. Bye.
P.S. You really don't want to know all the books I've read.
Spell your name: Victoria
Spell it backwards: Airotciv
Spell it with your eyes shut: victoria
Spell it with your elbow: victoria
Spell it with your chin: victoriAZ
Spell it with your forehead: TYMMRF 6
Spell it with your nose: victoria
17 ways 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. With a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9 Don t use any punctuation
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood.
14. Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
15. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
17. AND THE FINAL WAY TWO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE SOMEONE SMILE!
-If you've ever wanted to kill a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever cried while reading a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you love role-play, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you want a hug from someone who's NOT your parents, copy and paste this onto your profile. :)
-If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this onto your profile.
-If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and past this onto your profile.
I'm not crazy, now get away from my Unicorn!
I will love you till a mute man tells a deaf man about his blind friend who saw a man with no legs walk on water.
I mustache you a question, but i will shave it for later.
I'm not crying, I'm pretending to be a fountain!
You can't buy happiness, but you CAN buy ice cream and books, and that's sorta the same thing...
Haters gonna hate
Instead of LOL, try LSIMHBIWFMTALOL. Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud.
If I had a British Accent, I'd never shut up.
I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell "Follow that car!!"
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
You know I think they guy that made the saying, "If life give's you lemons make lemonade." should be slapped silly because if life doesn't give you sugar your lemonade is going to suck
When I text you a whole paragraph and you text back 40 minutes later saying 'K', are you asking to be punched?
I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. It still works...
I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say, "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."
When I was young, I would watch two rain drops slide down a window and pretend they were racing.
Why do we eat junk food when we are stressed? because stressed backwards is DESSERTS!
Why are tall people so hot? Cause heat rises!
Each night I look up at the stars and wonder...where the heck did my ceiling go?!
Swag is not something acquired...you are born with it!
it'll be funnier than a penguin playing the banjo!
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes
This is a true story that I made up.
A day without sunshine is like ..... night
Homework can't kill you, but why take the chance?
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.
Quiet please. Gaming
Quiet please. Writing
Do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.
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