I'm Lauren...wife and mother of three children affectionately known as "the monkeys." I've been married for 10 years. Wow. 10 whole years. We homeschool. Because it's fun. I absolutely would not want to switch to a more "lucrative" career, but at the end of the day us mommies need some intellectual stimulation too, and that puts me...more »

I'm Lauren...wife and mother of three children affectionately known as "the monkeys." I've been married for 10 years. Wow. 10 whole years. We homeschool. Because it's fun. I absolutely would not want to switch to a more "lucrative" career, but at the end of the day us mommies need some intellectual stimulation too, and that puts me here.

I love BLTs better than any other food on earth. I still like to stick my arm outside an open car window and pretend it's an airplane. I like to drink apple juice after I've brushed my teeth. I always have a song stuck in my head, and I can carry on an entire conversation in movie quotes. People who really know me think I'm a little odd, although they're kind enough to call me "quirky."

I welcome any friend requests, but only if you promise to refrain from tugging on my pants leg or using the word "potty" in conversation. I'm also on Myspace and Facebook. « less