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Tez Miller

Tez Miller

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  • The Laughing Corpse
    • Rated 4 stars

    Anita Blake can raise the dead, and is usually willing to pay the price (killing a chicken). However, the older the zombie, the higher the cost, and to meet overtly wealthy Harold Gaynor's requirements she'll have to make a human sacrifice. Anita may be known as the Executioner, but there are some things a self-respecting animator won't do, no matter how many millions are offered to her. And no matter how much she's tortured.

    There's a good reason readers have fond memories of these early Anita books - they're bloody good. This, the second in the series, may be fifteen years old, but it's aged rather well. The content is fascinating, the characters are suitably annoying and/or creepy, and Anita has toy penguins. Not a shag in the novel, though she admits her lust for an emopire who wears a really hideous shirt, Jean-Claude, but he declares her lust is "desire". Vampires are habitually up themselves, so this should come as a surprise to no one.

    And it's nice to see Anita strike up a new friendship-of-convenience of sorts. Private investigator Veronica Sims may not be good enough for her, but prostitute Wheelchair Wanda is more than just someone from whom to get dirt on Gaynor. Speaking of Harold, he is one sick bastard, but still not the scariest character in the story. That honour is reserved for Dominga Salvador, for whom with much power comes...well, that woman is seriously effed in the head, and not in a "diagnosed mental illness" way, but rather "she's totally sane and gets her jollies off these horrible things". Just wait 'til you meet the monster - some broken pieces should never be put together...

    The Laughing Corpse does seem somewhat slow, but so do all the other LKH books I've read. Still, I pretty much read the last half in one sitting, and it's an absolute cracker. Quality novels like this make me feel all the more disappointed that the series later jumped the shark.

    Tez Miller wrote this review 5 days ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Death, the Vamp and His Brother
    • Rated 4 stars

    The Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse is at Bondi Beach to claim a life, but lifeguard Patrick Watkins doesn't make it easy for her. Death, aka Fred, hasn't met anyone like him before, and there's a valid reason for that: Patrick is one of a kind, and his vampire brother Ven has an important role to play, too. Pestilence, the First Horseman, plans to bring about the Apocalypse, and Fred can't fight this battle alone.

    The Disease is suitably evil, but his bone throne is unique. Amy Mathieson is an addict too far gone to save herself, but can she save others? Ven and Patrick struggle to adjust to their new situations, but Fred still has a delightful sense of humour.

    The resourceful Lexxie Couper has come through with paranormal beasties new to me: namely a nikor and a q'thulu. The clever author has also managed to exploit my unintelligence, making me wonder if the Prophecies within this novel can also be found in religious texts regarding the Apocalypse. I haven't been this enthused to learn about the Revelations since Madonna's "Justify My Love (The Beast Within Remix)"!

    Tez Miller wrote this review 9 days ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Vicious Circle

    Vicious Circle

    by Linda Robertson
    • Rated 3 stars

    Persephone Alcmedi is by no means a professional assassin, but she did kill a guy once. Now her secret is no longer safe, and a High Priestess offers to pay Seph mucho moolah to kill Goliath Kane. Who's a vampire. However, vampire-wizard Menessos is more dangerous, and if he's going to die, Seph's going down with him.

    A friend in need is a friend indeed, and now Seph's gone from a quiet home to sharing with six others. Sometimes more. Witches, wærewolves and vampires don't seem a gratuitous number at first, but as Seph gains more power, she edges closer to Mary Sue territory - and being a "chosen one" of sorts (Lustrata) only confirms that. Beverley is a precocious child, and grandmother Demeter...well, similarities to Janet Evanovich's character Grandma Mazur are inevitable. While Demeter may be here for comic relief and occasional knowledge, I don't quite feel that she's believable or realistic. On the other hand, my grandmothers have a lot more health problems, so I don't really have another elderly female with whom to compare her.

    Then there's the sub-plot involving Seph's friends from...high school or college; I don't remember. One of them's found religion, which makes things awkward for everyone else. Actually, this sub-plot doesn't seem to have anything to do with the main plot, and thus could/should have been deleted. Unless Nancy plays a major part in the next book.

    The group shares a great rapport, which makes their friendship believable, but my favourite character far and beyond is Amenemhab, a jackal who delivers wisdom during Seph's meditations. The novel is enjoyable enough, but I was never really in a rush to get back to it, though likely the Melbourne heatwave has robbed me of enthusiasm. I'm still interested in reading HALLOWED CIRCLE and FATAL CIRCLE, though.

    Tez Miller wrote this review 13 days ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Prism
    • Rated 4 stars

    On the road for a school excursion to the Carlsbad Caverns, one teacher and three teens in their van crash. The teens manage to escape, and seek shelter in a small cave when it begins to rain. But inside, they fall into nothingness...but awaken in their beds as if the whole thing never happened. In fact, their school trip is still a week away. But the world isn't the same now: there's no medical care. If someone gets sick or badly injured, it's pretty much a death sentence. Kaida Hutchenson doesn't want her new friend Joy to die, and so she must track down some forbidden research whilst also pay a spill dealer for something that could save Joy's life. But now all of their lives are at risk of being murdered.

    If you've never read a parallel universe novel before, here's a great place to start. The characters may be cardboard cut-outs, but the social conscience is a winner, and this could be an ideal wake-up call for teens to stand up and start caring for their own health, and the well-being of others. Though a bit dragging in parts, it's a killer premise.

    Tez Miller wrote this review 2 weeks ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Three Days to Dead
    • Rated 3 stars

    Evy Stone regains consciousness in a different body in the morgue. But this new life has a time limit: three days. Before the clock runs out, she has to find out to whom her new body belonged, how Evy herself died, and all the events that led up to this countdown. Extending her lifetime would be nice, too.

    My attention waned whilst reading this, likely my own eejit brain's fault. Though if I could find fault with the novel...It's an awesome premise, but the execution of it isn't quite right. A Hunter as a lead character. Number of different paranormal species. (Remind me to explain my crackpot "kitchen sink" theory someday.) Workplace romance. Dreg City nowhere near as interesting as First Break.

    And First Break is fabulous, with a freaky, original journey to get there. And another kind of transportation in the novel is pretty awesome, too, because of the way it came about - thanks to the author's intriguing world-building and plotting.

    So if your attention span is better than mine (and undoubtedly it is), you should enjoy this more than I did. I'll be cursing my brain in the corner.

    Tez Miller wrote this review 2 weeks ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Frostbitten
    • Rated 4 stars

    Elena Michaels and the American Pack know that recent emigrant Reese Williams is being framed by his allies. Running from Elena makes it hard to tell him, so she follows the Antipodean to Alaska, a state no stranger to wolves...and perhaps not to werewolves and other beasties, either. Soon Elena discovers traces of new scents - other breeds of animal. But tracking down who's responsible for the missing girls, the dead Pack member, and who knows what else requires more than one wolfy investigator. It's time to call in the Pack.

    Elena and Clay Danvers are on this mission without their three-year-old twins, who are with their grandfather and his lady friend. And these are no ordinary kids - they jump out of a second-storey window and escape with nary a scratch. This examplifies why I generally don't connect with mothers as lead characters - because the kids are always precocious. No child is average; they're super-smart and physically gifted, too. Is there wish fulfillment going on? Of course no parent wants to admit that their kid is kind of stupid, but in fiction stupid children don't exist...well, they don't if their parents are the protags.

    Also, no one in this series really seems to have a full-time paying career. Elena sometimes writes for Canadian Press. Clay sometimes gives anthropology lectures. Jeremy sometimes does art. Jaime sometimes tours. Really, Hope Adams seems to be the only person with an everyday job that she actually does. How the others can afford to keep a roof over their heads, bills paid and food on the table is beyond my tiny comprehension. Supernaturals are loaded? Well, bugger me.

    Danya Podrova is minor, but his surname confuses me. If the Ukrainian naming system is anything like its Russian counterpart, his surname should be Podrov - without the A. If he had a sister, she'd be Podrova, but not a man. I may be wrong, but if I'm right, this mistake has passed over quite a few heads on the way to publication. Who's the right person to contact to see about getting this changed in a future edition?

    Frostbitten is definitely the best of the latter Otherworld novels released. The witches/sorcerors/demons books have never really grabbed me the way the werewolf ones have. And considering that the last Otherworld book I read was the disappointing Men of the Otherworld anthology, Frostbitten is the perfect book to re-engage readers who may have fallen off the wagon. Not only that, but the new species of animal featured here are bloody fascinating, and there are some fantastic new characters, too. Reese is Australian, and is keeping his past a secret. He's a buff, blond, twenty-year-old who looks like a surfie and has a name to match. (Generally, his name should be spelled Rhys, the Welsh way, but you know what surfers and bogans and whatnot are like with their spelling...) And we meet another Canadian - Morgan Walsh is a Newfie. Also cool is news of a Russian Pack, and expect to see Noah Albright return.

    And protag Elena is awesome. Okay, so I question her taste in men, because Clay's always pissed me off, but other than that, she's pretty darn cool. She's Canadian, and so provides a refreshing viewpoint, though she spends most of her time in the US. However, sometimes it seems as if Canadians are looked down upon by their more popular neighbours: One advantage to being a Canadian journalist is that Americans don't expect you to know the rules. Nah, I think journalism's pretty the same internationally, except in some censored countries. Also, you know this is the US when Elena purchases a weapon, and... the leftist humanitarian in me was appalled, while the warrior in me, heading into battle, was happy that she didn't need to fill out paperwork and wait six weeks for a license. Turns out she didn't need the weapon after all, but like that's ever stopped anybody purchasing one...

    Tez Miller wrote this review Saturday, October 24 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Evil Cats

    Evil Cats

    by Elia Anie
    • Rated 3 stars

    A growing trend in novelty books are those whose contents were originally distributed in regular installments on the Internet. But whilst I Can Has Cheezburger relies on photographs, Elia Anie's Evil Cats: When Fluffy Cats Get Mean is illustrated, with virtually no text.

    In real life, the most evil cats get is basically trying to usurp your place in the household - they couldn't be arsed doing anything more strenuous. The felines in this book, however, have a wide array of weapons at their dispense, as well as an immature sense of humour. Like the lion alpha in South Park's zoo whose comedy only went as far as "pull the thorn from my paw", these evil cats fart a lot, and wizz on stuff. But there're cleverer things in here - some drawings so intelligent that a few completely went over my head. (Not that it's difficult to stupefy me...)

    While it's a nice little way to spend twenty minutes, the Australian RRP of $19.99 seems enormous. Make it $10, and more consumers will be likely to purchase it. But by all means, borrow it from the library, or have it on your coffee table for guests to flick through.

    Tez Miller wrote this review Thursday, October 22 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Extras
    • Rated 4 stars

    Aya Fuse wants to be popular and famous, for creating a feed well worth kicking. Infiltrating the mysterious Sly Girls could be her big break, but whilst mag-lev surfing with the group Aya discovers a much bigger story - shape-shifting cylinders she's sure are missiles. But why are they hidden in the mountain? Who's responsible? Is only Japan at stake, or the world at large?

    I should've loved this, and whilst I did enjoy it, Extras didn't quite wow me. Perhaps this futuristic world is somewhat too high-tech for my eejit brain. There's a lot to enjoy here, which is a great escapist piece. But as soon as Tally Youngblood enters the picture...It's been years since I read the three earlier books in this series, and my memory is atrocious anyway, but Tally really pisses me off here. She's kind of a bitch. But I rather like the Japanese characters and intriguing future.

    Tez Miller wrote this review Saturday, October 17 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Hush, Hush
    • Rated 4 stars

    Patch Cipriano is freaking out Nora Grey, and not just because his behaviour borders on sexual harassment. Nora's pretty sure that Patch is trying to get her to trust him, and then he'll kill her. Whilst driving, she hits a man in a ski mask who tears off the door - only later there's no evidence of the crash. Nora's best friend is attacked. And Nora falls off the Archangel ride, but again there's nothing to show for it.

    Patch isn't the only stranger in Nora's life, and soon she can't trust anyone or anything, not even what she thinks she sees. There's some serious mind-bending going on, and too many people seem to want her dead. But how will she die, and who'll be to blame?

    This psychological thriller is a corker. More horror than romance, Hush, Hush has some genuinely scary moments, and it's impossible not to feel frustrated about the characters and their actions. The setting of Coldwater, Maine, is easily imaginable, and the Delphic Seaport memorable. The characters...there are some really messed up people here, but some motives don't seem completely explained. Indeed, there are a lot of unanswered questions, particularly relating to Nora's murdered father's family history. And I'm not sure if there's some meaning behind Nora's anaemia (other than an excuse to go snooping in the school office), or if it's just to make her relatable to readers.

    Stalker-as-romantic-lead isn't a trope that works well for me, so Patch pisses me off - and Nora does, too, for fancying him even though she's bloody suspicious of him. Vee Sky's fun, but annoying at times. Marcie Millar is too much of a stereotypical mean girl, so she doesn't seem quite realistic. But Rixon sounds like fun, and hopefully he'll play a larger role in the sequel, Crescendo. And of course having all these new people in Nora's life at once clearly means connections between them, which spoils some of the mystery.

    As for the mind-bending...a four-letter R-word comes to mind. That's not hot. That's more than harassment - it's assault.

    Hush, Hush is totally a book to glom, no matter how much you want to yell at the characters. Becca Fitzpatrick has certainly mastered the art of creating a page-turner, solving enough mysteries but leaving the door open for many more questions to be answered. Expect this to be extremely popular with teenage girls, and whilst comparisons are likely to be made with The Series That Shalt Not Be Named, Hush, Hush stands above with its better writing and superior plotting. Clear your schedule, and get reading!

    FTC Advisory: The Australian publisher provided me with an early copy of Hush, Hush in exchange for an unbiased review. No sponsorships or bribes were involved. If you click and order via the Buy links, I receive a tiny affiliate fee, and rarely generate enough to actually use the fee to spend on Amazon products. And not just because of the frightful cost of international postage.

    Tez Miller wrote this review Saturday, October 10 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Betrayals: A Strange Angels Novel
    • Rated 4 stars

    Dru Anderson's mother was killed, and now Dru's being hunted. The Schola is supposed to keep her safe, but in a place full of djamphir and werwulfen, "safe" is a relative term - especially considering there's an unknown traitor in the midst. Meanwhile, Dru's own powers are getting closer to "blooming", and she's been betrayed so many times she can no longer trust anyone - especially not herself.

    The featured creatures in Betrayals are intriguingly disturbing, and bloody well creative, particularly the Broken. The lashings of Romanian words and phrases are deliciously exotic, and definitely welcome. I don't understand some things Christophe Reynard says, though, likely because Dru doesn't know, either. And the book would be easier to follow if it came with a glossary. There are some terms, and differences between them, that I don't quite understand, and a handy guide would be appreciated. eg. svetocha; differences between djamphir, nosferatu and Kouroi; differences between werwulfen and loup-garou; etc. I'm still not sure to what the Strange Angels series title is referring, and I'd guess the Ravelle, only they barely get a look-in here.

    Beware the cliff-hanger ending - Book 3, Jealousy, won't be published until 24th June 2010.

    P.S. Two thoughts Dru has in relation to Graves make me feel uncomfortable: A flush crept up into his sallow cheeks. Under the Asian coloring he could really change it up. Also, Knelt down carefully, and I could see how pale he was under his ethnic coloring. I may be overly PC, but these comments don't quite sit well with me. Then again, I'm white trash so my knowledge of race relations is probably lacking.

    FTC Advisory: The Australian publisher provided me with an early copy of Betrayals in exchange for an unbiased review. No sponsorships or bribes were involved. If you click and order via the Buy links, I receive a tiny affiliate fee, and rarely generate enough to actually use the fee to spend on Amazon products. And not just because of the frightful cost of international postage.

    Tez Miller wrote this review Friday, October 9 2009. ( reply | permalink )
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