I'm a Fanpire(I love Twilight!!!!!)
So first things first i love to talk and ask to be my friend. :)
Feel free to copy and paste the eight below onto your profile.
1) Girls
are like apples
on trees.
The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The bad boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and... more »
Feel free to copy and paste the eight below onto your profile.
1) Girls
are like apples
on trees.
The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The bad boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and... more »
So first things first i love to talk and ask to be my friend. :)
Feel free to copy and paste the eight below onto your profile.
1) Girls
are like apples
on trees.
The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The bad boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy to get.
So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb
all the way to the top of the tree.
2) She smashed the
rearview mirror with her fist
because starting today she's
never looking back.
3) I'm so tired of pretending...
everything is okay,
my tears are starting to show,
and my smile is fading away.
4)Someone out there
was meant to be the love of your life the
one you can tell you dreams to and he'll smile at
you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh he'll brush
the hair out of your face, and he'll stare at you during a
movie even though he paid $11 just to see it, he'll call you to
tell you how he couldn't stop thinking about you, and
tell you that your the most beautiful girl
he's ever seen for the first time
in your life, you'll believe it
that is what they
mean by true
love
My name is none of your business!!! :)
My motto is live- every moment, love- beyond words, laugh- every day.
Four of my main sports are soccer, tennis, track, and field hockey.
I like to watch fred, run, ice skate, talk, hangout with friends, the color blue, going to party's, reading, biking, hiking, snow, not going to school, sleeping, chocolate milk, animal's, traveling, laughing, going to amusement parks, roller coasters, shopping, doing the extreme, relaxing, and listening to music.
I hate mornings, bossy people, pretend people, my life, bugs, non-cold water, talking in front of people, my brother, death, and well that's I can think of now.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone.
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( O o O ) This is Floop, if you attempt to
/----\ Copy and Paste him he will blow you up
^^^^^
[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.
(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!
(\_/)
(~.~)
c(")(") -This is Bob. Bob enjoys sharp objects. I suggest you run from Bob...
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(\_/) this is fuzzy. she will stop global warming...
( i . i) by blowing up the sun.
(")_(") help her gain world domination first by copy and pasting her on your page!!!!!!
/\__/\ This is Kitty please
(+ . +) Help him by copying and pasting
(")_(") him onto your page. He speaks for the animals
in abusive homes, pounds, and with no home.
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This is the chain of cancer, every 4.5 seconds a link is broken off because someone dies of cancer. Copy and paste this onto your page if you want them to find a cure for all cancer types.
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93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you're part of the 7 who would say "Really! What was your first clue?", copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe, if you are part of the 8 that would be laughing their ass of at the rest, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap, if you're part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are sick of being told to grow up, copy this to your profile.
If you are sick of the drug/sex talks from your parents, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.
9 Things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?
How To Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana.'
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Quotes and Sayings:
''Pop-tarts are my crack." - Banana's
"My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off." - Pon and Zi
"I may not look like much, but I'm pro at pretending to be a ninja." - Pon and Zi
"I went to pick you a flower, but it was a Venus Fly Trap and it bit my head, so I killed it and got you this piece of grass instead." - Pon and Zi
"Cool, I get to torture yogurt!" - Tori -From Mythbusters-
"Banana's!!!" - Me
"A person who practices till they get it right is an amerture, a person who practices till they cant get it wrong is a pro." -
Mr.LaBrie's high school band teacher
"I'm married to Tyler, even though he doesn't know it...yet." - Andrea
"I love my Jell-o!!!!!" - Caitlin Patrick
"All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away." - Bil Keane
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss
"If life gives you lemons- you make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." - LAURA
"I don't believe in violence." - Mike Tyson
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein
"Everyone thinks of changing the world but no one thinks himself..." - Leo Tolstoy
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, few engage in it." Henry Ford
"Losing is natures way of saying you SUCK!" - ? - Let's just day it was me :) -
Random stuff:
1. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
2. Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong.
Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off.
Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up.
Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one.
Screw me over, and I'll do it to you twice as hard.
Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.
3. The struggles make you stronger-
the changes make you wiser-
happiness has a way of taking it's own sweet time.
4. I'm the type of girl that will burst out
laughing in dead silence because of
something that happened yesterday.
5. Do what makes you happy.
Smile as often as you can.
Laugh as much as you breathe.
Love as long as you live.
6. There ain't no crime in havin' a little fun.
7. Best friends, its not a label, it's a promise.
8. What lies behind us
and what lies in before us
are small matters
compared to
what lies
within
us.
9. Laugh uncontrollably...it clears the mind.
10. Go to your special place.
11. Decorate your life.
12. Smile. People will be wonder what you've been up to.
13. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
14. Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
15. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you be the world.
16. True love is, when everything in the world is going
wrong, all you have to do is look at that special
person, and suddenly, the world is right again.
17. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was
beyond by control. Having my heart ripped out wasn't part of my plan either.
18. I want to be the smile, the long drive or the short
walk the last voice, the random call, the laugh, the
perfect comfort hug, your second half, the sparkle in
your eye, I want to be your perfection.
19. Life isn't about
finding yourself.
Life is about
creating yourself.
20. What is a friend?
A friend is someone who you think your life would
be different if they didn't exist. A friend is
someone who never leaves you out, you're
always included when you are with them. A friend
is there for you no matter what.
Does this describe your friend?
21. We're so cool the ice cubes are jealous.
22. I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me.
It's the 1% that keeps me hanging on.
23. Whoever said anything was possible, never tried nailing jello to the wall.
24. Things to do today:
1. Get up
2. Survive
3. Go back to bed « less
Feel free to copy and paste the eight below onto your profile.
1) Girls
are like apples
on trees.
The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The bad boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy to get.
So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb
all the way to the top of the tree.
2) She smashed the
rearview mirror with her fist
because starting today she's
never looking back.
3) I'm so tired of pretending...
everything is okay,
my tears are starting to show,
and my smile is fading away.
4)Someone out there
was meant to be the love of your life the
one you can tell you dreams to and he'll smile at
you when you tell him, but he'll never laugh he'll brush
the hair out of your face, and he'll stare at you during a
movie even though he paid $11 just to see it, he'll call you to
tell you how he couldn't stop thinking about you, and
tell you that your the most beautiful girl
he's ever seen for the first time
in your life, you'll believe it
that is what they
mean by true
love
My name is none of your business!!! :)
My motto is live- every moment, love- beyond words, laugh- every day.
Four of my main sports are soccer, tennis, track, and field hockey.
I like to watch fred, run, ice skate, talk, hangout with friends, the color blue, going to party's, reading, biking, hiking, snow, not going to school, sleeping, chocolate milk, animal's, traveling, laughing, going to amusement parks, roller coasters, shopping, doing the extreme, relaxing, and listening to music.
I hate mornings, bossy people, pretend people, my life, bugs, non-cold water, talking in front of people, my brother, death, and well that's I can think of now.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone.
|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|........0.| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
|...........|
....................__
.................../ *_)
..... _.----._/../ RⓐWⓡ means
...../............./ i ⓛⓞⓥⓔ you in
_/....(...|.(...|) ⓓⓘⓝⓞⓢⓐⓤⓡ
/__.-|_|--|_ |...........|
^^/\^^
( O o O ) This is Floop, if you attempt to
/----\ Copy and Paste him he will blow you up
^^^^^
[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.
(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!
(\_/)
(~.~)
c(")(") -This is Bob. Bob enjoys sharp objects. I suggest you run from Bob...
╔═╗ I am my own
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╠═║║║╬║╩╣╔╣║║║╬║║║
╚═╩═╣╔╩═╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╩╝
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(\_/) this is fuzzy. she will stop global warming...
( i . i) by blowing up the sun.
(")_(") help her gain world domination first by copy and pasting her on your page!!!!!!
/\__/\ This is Kitty please
(+ . +) Help him by copying and pasting
(")_(") him onto your page. He speaks for the animals
in abusive homes, pounds, and with no home.
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This is the chain of cancer, every 4.5 seconds a link is broken off because someone dies of cancer. Copy and paste this onto your page if you want them to find a cure for all cancer types.
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93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you're part of the 7 who would say "Really! What was your first clue?", copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe, if you are part of the 8 that would be laughing their ass of at the rest, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap, if you're part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are sick of being told to grow up, copy this to your profile.
If you are sick of the drug/sex talks from your parents, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.
9 Things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?
How To Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana.'
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Quotes and Sayings:
''Pop-tarts are my crack." - Banana's
"My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off." - Pon and Zi
"I may not look like much, but I'm pro at pretending to be a ninja." - Pon and Zi
"I went to pick you a flower, but it was a Venus Fly Trap and it bit my head, so I killed it and got you this piece of grass instead." - Pon and Zi
"Cool, I get to torture yogurt!" - Tori -From Mythbusters-
"Banana's!!!" - Me
"A person who practices till they get it right is an amerture, a person who practices till they cant get it wrong is a pro." -
Mr.LaBrie's high school band teacher
"I'm married to Tyler, even though he doesn't know it...yet." - Andrea
"I love my Jell-o!!!!!" - Caitlin Patrick
"All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away." - Bil Keane
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss
"If life gives you lemons- you make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." - LAURA
"I don't believe in violence." - Mike Tyson
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein
"Everyone thinks of changing the world but no one thinks himself..." - Leo Tolstoy
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, few engage in it." Henry Ford
"Losing is natures way of saying you SUCK!" - ? - Let's just day it was me :) -
Random stuff:
1. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
2. Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong.
Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off.
Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up.
Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one.
Screw me over, and I'll do it to you twice as hard.
Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.
3. The struggles make you stronger-
the changes make you wiser-
happiness has a way of taking it's own sweet time.
4. I'm the type of girl that will burst out
laughing in dead silence because of
something that happened yesterday.
5. Do what makes you happy.
Smile as often as you can.
Laugh as much as you breathe.
Love as long as you live.
6. There ain't no crime in havin' a little fun.
7. Best friends, its not a label, it's a promise.
8. What lies behind us
and what lies in before us
are small matters
compared to
what lies
within
us.
9. Laugh uncontrollably...it clears the mind.
10. Go to your special place.
11. Decorate your life.
12. Smile. People will be wonder what you've been up to.
13. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
14. Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
15. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you be the world.
16. True love is, when everything in the world is going
wrong, all you have to do is look at that special
person, and suddenly, the world is right again.
17. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was my choice, but falling in love with you was
beyond by control. Having my heart ripped out wasn't part of my plan either.
18. I want to be the smile, the long drive or the short
walk the last voice, the random call, the laugh, the
perfect comfort hug, your second half, the sparkle in
your eye, I want to be your perfection.
19. Life isn't about
finding yourself.
Life is about
creating yourself.
20. What is a friend?
A friend is someone who you think your life would
be different if they didn't exist. A friend is
someone who never leaves you out, you're
always included when you are with them. A friend
is there for you no matter what.
Does this describe your friend?
21. We're so cool the ice cubes are jealous.
22. I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me.
It's the 1% that keeps me hanging on.
23. Whoever said anything was possible, never tried nailing jello to the wall.
24. Things to do today:
1. Get up
2. Survive
3. Go back to bed « less
- Why do you want to know?, VA, USA
- member since February 7 2009
