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swankivy

swankivy

Me am swankivy. Among other things, I am a writer, a daughter, a sister, an editor, a webmistress, an artist, a singer, and an administrative assistant. I will kick your butt in a game of ping-pong.

I like corn.

I'm a graduate of a four-year college. Degree is elementary education. Not too happy about it as I never wanted to... more »
  • Tampa, FL, USA
  • member since May 14 2008

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  • The Drawing of the Three
    • Rated 3 stars

    This is the tale of the Gunslinger and various associated characters who inhabit alternate worlds; it really started to come alive for me in this book, when they started to bring in people from "our" world to play their parts in an epic plot whose momentum just kept building.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Death: The Time Of Your Life
    • Rated 4 stars

    Dream's oldest sister shines in this one. :)

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Brave New World and Brave New World Revisited
    • Rated 3 stars

    I'd never read it, so I picked it up of course. It's good to understand the references now. I wasn't a huge fan but I think perhaps having heard about this book so many times, the concept of it didn't blow me away as much as it would have if I hadn't known what to expect.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • The Book of Bunny Suicides
    • Rated 4 stars

    I know this is morbid and sick, but I never claimed to not like such things. You don't know why the bunnies want to kill themselves. You don't know why they don't just drink poison and be done with it. You don't care. It's a very creative book full of bunnies finding unusual ways to off themselves. Some of them are really sick, and some of them are just funny; since you don't really actually get to see the violence for the most part, it's almost Looney Tunes-esque, where you could imagine the bunny going through with it and popping back up with stars circling his head. (Hey, we're trained to imagine it that way from cartoons, right?)

    I read this while working in a bookstore. My favorite involved a bunny refusing to get on the Ark as the rain started to fall. . . .

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • The Bad Beginning
    • Rated 5 stars

    "In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast."

    This is the very BAD beginning of the Baudelaire orphans' trials and tribulations. Mostly trials. In this opening work of A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, Lemony Snicket introduces us to three children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, who immediately lose their parents in a house fire and must be taken by Mr. Poe to be placed in the care of a distant relative. This distant relative of theirs turns out to be Count Olaf, whose first despicable act is making the Baudelaires cook and clean for him. (He also calls them "orphans" instead of children or by their names, as if they need reminding.) Olaf insists on inviting his acting troupe to his house and having the Baudelaires cook dinner for them. Eventually Olaf cooks up a plot to have Violet "act" in a play with a real judge playing the part of the priest, to make her unwittingly marry him to give him access to the fortune she and her siblings will inherit when she comes of age. He blackmails her into cooperating by sealing Sunny, the baby, in a cage, and threatening to kill her if Violet does not go along with the plot. Ultimately, she escapes marrying Olaf by signing a paper with the wrong hand. He is shown as a fraud and a thief, but he gets away at the end, and the Baudelaires are left to go on to the next guardian.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • The Opal Deception
    • Rated 5 stars

    Opal's back! Boy howdy. Again we get to see all the characters we love (well, except Juliet, I think she's at bodyguard school or something): Butler, Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, and (gulp) Root . . . and all I can say is, he just gets better and better at making you care about characters. One line for you: "How can you fail to take over the world with a booty box full of truffles?"

    swankivy wrote this review Monday, June 29 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Artemis Fowl Graphic Novel

    Artemis Fowl Graphic Novel

    by Eoin Colfer, Andrew Donkin
    • Rated 3 stars

    Being that I'm a big fan of the kids' series Artemis Fowl, I had to get the graphic novel. I liked seeing it visually, but if I hadn't already loved the original so much, I would've found this pretty much uninteresting. It didn't really capture the magic for me. Sorry.

    swankivy wrote this review Monday, June 29 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Animorphs : Visser (pob) (Animorphs)
    • Rated 5 stars

    An astonishing peek in to the mind of the head of the bad guys. Wow.

    swankivy wrote this review Monday, June 29 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Zap, I'm a Mind Reader (Zack Files)
    • Rated 2 stars

    Being the kids' department head when I worked at a bookstore, I saw these books a lot in my chapter books section and decided to see if they were any good so I could decide whether to recommend them to others. They had a surprising amount of somewhat off-color jokes in them, but other than that they were cute but nothing super-special. I just read a few during my lunch break; they take about ten minutes to read.

    swankivy wrote this review Monday, June 29 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Zack Files 02: Through the Medicine Cabinet (Zack Files)
    • Rated 2 stars

    Being the kids' department head when I worked at a bookstore, I saw these books a lot in my chapter books section and decided to see if they were any good so I could decide whether to recommend them to others. They had a surprising amount of somewhat off-color jokes in them, but other than that they were cute but nothing super-special. I just read a few during my lunch break; they take about ten minutes to read.

    swankivy wrote this review Monday, June 29 2009. ( reply | permalink )
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