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swankivy

swankivy

Me am swankivy. Among other things, I am a writer, a daughter, a sister, an editor, a webmistress, an artist, a singer, and an administrative assistant. I will kick your butt in a game of ping-pong.

I like corn.

I'm a graduate of a four-year college. Degree is elementary education. Not too happy about it as I never wanted to... more »
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  • Smiles to Go
    • Rated 3 stars

    I was disappointed in probably the first half or two thirds of this book, though mainly it was because I expect more character realism from Spinelli due to his amazing success in other books at portraying teenagers as they really are. But some of this character's thoughts and actions seemed a bit canned at first. I thought I might have just not related to the protagonist well; Will Tuppence was kind of a moody kid, and after hearing that protons die, he was really bothered by the impermanence of the universe. I thought the attempt at romance was only partially realistic, and I was kind of annoyed at the idea that Will got his hopes up about asking the girl he liked to a dance only to find out she was going with someone else "because no one else had asked me yet. . . . " Hey, couldn't she have asked him if she really wanted to go with him? C'mon. But one thing I DID end up liking a lot about this book was the unresolved issues. Too many books for teens wrap everything up with a bow--wow, the freshman in high school has figured out love, solved his life issues, and won the chess championship! Well, Will didn't get everything he wanted, so much as he realized there were some things he'd been taking for granted and/or misunderstanding that he ended up appreciating (specifically, his little sister). I thought the pestering that Will's sister inflicted on him was pretty realistic, and I liked the characterization of Will's friend BT, and I also liked the typical teenager moodiness that got a good hold on Will sometimes. I ended up liking it all right, but it isn't Spinelli's best book.

    swankivy wrote this review 7 days ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Book of a Thousand Days
    • Rated 5 stars

    First off, as always, Hale has that indescribably smooth, accessible writing style that is such a pleasure to read. Secondly, in this novel she made a very likeable main character: Dashti, the lady's maid. Even before Dashti did anything amazing (which, just you wait, she does!), I kept thinking, wow, what an honest and loyal and straightforward girl she is. And, of course, she's talented without knowing how talented she is; she can heal by singing songs that are popular in her culture, but doesn't seem to realize this isn't a talent that can be wielded by anyone who bothers to learn the songs. I of course saw both the romance and the revelation about the villain coming about six and a half miles away, but that didn't make it less enjoyable; it just seemed like Dashti was sitting there with her head in the sand not realizing the obvious sometimes, and the author wasn't taking great pains to hide these things from the reader. (I always hate that, when authors try to red herring their way to a climax. Even if you have figured out what's going to happen, Shannon Hale can make you enjoy watching the characters figure it out!) One thing I also really loved about this was the beginning premise: A teenage noble girl, Saren, is shut in a tower because she refuses to wed the bad guy, and her maid, Dashti, goes with her into the prison. In situations like this, there is ample opportunity to launch a character study, because there just isn't much else going on. I love a self-contained world with little complication and an open opportunity to let human nature have the stage. Of course, the post-tower half of the book completely opened that world up, but we'd gotten to really know Dashti through her words and sketches, and we can admire her purity of heart as well as her loyalty and sort of sweet naïveté. Oh and . . . finally, I just want to add that I love when Shannon Hale does dialogue. She's so very good at it. I stayed up past 3 AM two nights in a row to read this.

    swankivy wrote this review 2 weeks ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • Feeling Sorry for Celia: A Novel
    • Rated 4 stars

    I very much enjoyed main character Elizabeth and her pen-pal friendship with Christina. Despite the fact that Elizabeth believes herself to be failing at being a teenager, her self-doubt, uncertainty, and awkwardness are in fact very typical for this stage of life, and Ms. Moriarty did a great job conveying that. I was also impressed with her ability to draw me into the world of Elizabeth and her heart-wrenching discoveries about her friendship with Celia, who's not exactly the model best friend. Most of all, I like that both Elizabeth and Christina can realize through their friendship that people do grow and change, and that it isn't the end of the world to grow apart from someone you love--nor is it betrayal to realize what's important to you (and embrace it!). Though of course it is this author's "thing" to tell her stories entirely in letters, memos, and other written documents, I actually found that aspect of this book to be the least realistic. Being that every letter (written by teenagers, mostly) was flawless in spelling and also there were letters conveying Elizabeth's thoughts in diary-type format WHILE she was running a marathon, I had to wonder if these written documents actually would exist and HOW. Regardless, I related to Elizabeth quite a bit despite not being very much like her myself, and that's one sign of good writing.

    swankivy wrote this review 3 weeks ago. ( reply | permalink )
  • God Is Not Great
    • Rated 4 stars

    I wasn't a huge fan of Christopher Hitchens's writing style, because to be completely truthful it was a little dry and a little thick, but he was after all carrying a rather heavy and nasty message. The point of this book is that people often make excuses for religion's having spawned terrorism, war, and child abuse while impeding scientific progress, the spread of knowledge, and free thinking . . . and the defenses they put forth in favor of religion are often either a) not actually assets or b) don't actually belong to religion. Hitchens goes around the whole buffet of theism, not just focusing on the big three (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) but also on smaller religions and even Eastern spiritualism. He gives tight, undeniable examples of how religion has influenced (for the worse) politics and held mankind back, claiming lives and riches and power in the name of . . . er, whatever god happened to be in power at that time and place. He did a very good job showing how human nature came through regardless of religion in the past and exactly how "poisonous" religion can be and has been, and while it is in-your-face enough that it will offend believers to the point that they won't read it, he does make some very good points.

    In an important chapter in the book, Hitchens points out that religions worldwide are guilty of impressing a false world view on people who can't know any better (most notably children), and that they frequently bring up blood sacrifice to teach followers that their sins can be paid off through something/someone else's suffering, and that they impress a very damaging impression of inherent guilt to make followers scramble for forgiveness, and that they will be eternally punished or rewarded for making their choice, and . . . of course . . . that what God wants of them is IMPOSSIBLE (without the religion's help, of course!). I've always thought it's awfully convenient that religion introduces the idea that you're poisoned with this sinfulness due to how you couldn't help being made, and that of course the only way to get inoculated is with the antidote the religion happens to have. Hence the verse in "Amazing Grace": "'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear, and grace my fears relieved!" It's like lying to a kid that there's a monster in the closet, then setting yourself up as a hero because you gave him a weapon to protect him from the monster.

    The aspect of Hitchens's book that I enjoyed most was how easily it showed the similarity between very different religions. If a believer should read it, it might give him pause to think about why he is nodding along with Hitchens when he debunks other religions, but fights against accepting his logic when it has to do with his own religion. I would basically have to quote most of the book in order to show the many places I am in agreement, but just suffice it to say that love him or hate him, this is an important book and it's worth reading if you want a no-nonsense, non-preachy, straight-up honest book about the many ways belief in God (and the ensuing religions) has affected humanity for the worse.

    swankivy wrote this review Wednesday, September 23 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • The Time Paradox
    • Rated 5 stars

    Yet another hit in this series--Eoin Colfer can't miss! What's always been great about these characters is that they grow and change, and the time paradox mentioned in the title is what causes Artemis to have to come face to face with exactly how much he's changed since meeting the fairies and transforming his morals and his family's life. Getting a glimpse of who he used to be is humbling for him . . . and cool. And I really liked how Holly, my favorite character, acted in this book. There was a scene in which she really didn't know what to do, and that was really neat to see her just at a loss like that.

    As always I translated the coded messages along the bottoms of the pages, too. If anyone's curious--this is NOT a spoiler or anything because it's just a story extra, not part of the plot--the coded message is a record of correspondence between an imprisoned villain and a fairy police official. Good old Opal Koboi is asking to be let out of prison on account of her genius. And Vinyáya's like "As if!" (Haa, she actually wrote "Dream on, Koboi.") In the coded correspondence, Vinyáya sarcastically said she was going to drop everything and send the shuttle to collect Opal, and Opal believed her because she's not very good at detecting sarcasm. When she realized she'd been had, she subjected the commander to a long string of insanity discussing how the seahorse models she'd made by hand out of chewed cardboard had in some cases been broken in her rush to pack. She wrote in detail what parts of which seahorses had broken off (yes, she named them), and finished it up with a threat about what she was gonna do once she got out. While I was reading that, I was thinking, "Am I translating this incorrectly, or is Opal really this insane?" Yeah, she's that insane. :D

    swankivy wrote this review Wednesday, July 1 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Brave New World
    • Rated 3 stars

    I'd never read it, so I picked it up of course. It's good to understand the references now. I wasn't a huge fan but I think perhaps having heard about this book so many times, the concept of it didn't blow me away as much as it would have if I hadn't known what to expect.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Prince Caspian
    • Rated 3 stars

    It's weird how these books skip around in time. I don't remember much about this . . . I think I just read it to get through it and go on to the next one. I don't really find myself very drawn to Narnia. It's weird how these books skip around in time.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Ralph S. Mouse
    • Rated 3 stars

    I thought Ralph was an interesting character, but overall I didn't relate to him as much as when Ms. Cleary writes realistic fiction.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Artemis Fowl
    • Rated 5 stars

    This series features the young genius millionaire, Artemis Fowl, whose goal at the beginning is to steal enough riches to make up the money his father once lost. His plan this time around is to hatch a scheme to steal gold from the fairies. Most people insist they don't exist, but the young Mr. Fowl not only believes they exist; he has a plan to capture one. At which point he will, of course, force her to take him to the gold. This story portrays fairies in an unusual way: For instance, they have evolved and progressed through the years just like humans have, and have their own armies and cities and whatnot. (This is a far cry from most children's fairy tales, which usually feature fairies behaving much as they did in the folklore of hundreds of years ago.) Also, the first book has a quirk: If you can decode the fairy language, you can read another little tale that is printed in code along the bottoms of the pages of the whole book. (I did that.) What's this about phlegm? Oh, and I have a crush on Holly Short. She's an awesome career-military fairy.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
  • Babbit

    Babbit

    by Sinclair Lewis
    • Rated 3 stars

    I read this for a high school English class and found it to be very well-written. It made its point soundly. Babbitt, the title character, is a well-known realtor who is known as a gentleman and is defined by his business success. But after a friend gets in trouble, he starts to feel alienated by what he stands for, and begins to rebel against the conformity he's clung to all his life. He realizes his wife doesn't understand him, that he doesn't enjoy his life, that he might need to be more open-minded. Going against all his principles from his "previous life," Babbitt begins to hang around with people he never would have associated with before, like liberal people who support unions and women with whom he can have affairs. However, he does end up realizing he loves his wife and does care about the issues he'd stood for, so he reverts to his conformist ways by the end of the story. His foray into another way of life helped him restore his convictions, coming back to them with a little more wisdom and compassion instilled in his mind. I wasn't too happy that he eventually went back to being sort of a suit drone, but I did like the way it was written.

    swankivy wrote this review Tuesday, June 30 2009. ( reply | permalink )
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