well this is my 3 or 4 shelfari i keep forgetting my password( go figure). i live in Nebraska,im 14, and i love being with friends, My boyfriend Justin, and family.;-)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone.
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( O o O ) This is Floop, if you attempt to
/----\ Copy and Paste him he will blow you up
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[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.
(\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!
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c(")(") -This is Bob. Bob enjoys sharp objects. I suggest you run from Bob...
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(\_/) this is fuzzy. she will stop global warming...
( i . i) by blowing up the sun.
(")_(") help her gain world domination first by copy and pasting her on your page!!!!!!
/\__/\ This is Kitty please
(+ . +) Help him by copying and pasting
(")_(") him onto your page. He speaks for the animals
in abusive homes, pounds, and with no home.
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This is the chain of cancer, every 4.5 seconds a link is broken off because someone dies of cancer. Copy and paste this onto your page if you want them to find a cure for all cancer types.
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I like bananas
I know that mangos are sweet
I like papayas...PAPAYAS
But nothing can beat that sweet love of God
Here we go Here we go Here we go
Well I was walking round in circles five miles an hour
Trying to find my way back to the Heavenly Father
The world tasted sweet
But then it turned sour, so I asked God in and received His power...power...power
Like Arnold Schwartzenegger!!!
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