Alex - A.K.A. Xinshancofel (pronounced "Martin", by the way) and Sassoon

I apologise for any offense, stupidity, unicorns or such found in the following description of myself. I'm just not good at this.

So...my name is Alex, though, as you can probably assume, I have nicknames, of which my favourite is Xinshancofel (pronounced "Martin", by the way). I'm 14. I will turn 15 this year, unless you don't believe... more »

I apologise for any offense, stupidity, unicorns or such found in the following description of myself. I'm just not good at this.

So...my name is Alex, though, as you can probably assume, I have nicknames, of which my favourite is Xinshancofel (pronounced "Martin", by the way). I'm 14. I will turn 15 this year, unless you don't believe in birthdays. My birthday last year involved a sleepover in which my friends and I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" in stupid accents to a painting of Edward VI.
I'm weird.
I also like writing. Except not like this. I like writing about invented kingdoms and annoying princesses and stuck-up princes because I have no social life. You can probably tell by what I did on my birthday.
My short term goals include making it to the end of the day alive, convincing my best friend that he is a pumpkin and learning Swedish. Except not that second one. My long term goals include rebuilding the Roman Empire and becoming a Historian/politician/lawyer. And no, I do not plan to rule my rebuilt Roman Empire. If you have questions about who I chose for which political position, or what laws I would enforce if I succeed, please send me a message. Here's my email for help -

alexandra.bunce@gmail.com

I like to read. You can probably also tell this because I have books on my shelf. I like reading Game of Thrones (which I also like watching), manga and Artemis Fowl. Lord of the Flies and Lord of the Rings are also my favourites but I did not include them a moment ago because I only wanted three things in that list.
When I have spare moments, Ii tend to use the internet. This is just obvious because I am on here right now. I love playing Game of Thrones Ascent on Facebook, for obvious reasons. I am also a firm believer in that Jack Gleeson and I are going to get married. We're probably not.
Offense. Stupidity. Unicorns.
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