-Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake
-I know that you and me aren't perfect but I still love you no matter what.
-If I was a superhero, I'd call myself Ironic. So that when there's trouble and I'm running away, people will be like, "Isn't that Ironic?"
-I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying & unwanted.
-If i had a face like yours i would sue my parents
-I must be wishing on someone else`s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
-Are you free tomorrow?`` No, i’m expensive.
-When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentence
-Negative people, remove it from your life, you do not need them. Surround yourself with people who bring something positive into your life.
-You wanna know whos amazing & got the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :)
-What your willing to put up with is excatly what your going to get
-I accused my brother of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (Only I'd give it anotehr name not "nerd")
Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking
-Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work (And I mean it- seriusly people I've been hurt this way DON'T FALL FOR WHAT I DID YOU'LL ONLY GET HURT!!)
-Speaking in public gets easier with practice
-If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!
-Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.
-Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.
-Write like no one is gonna read your words
-BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway
-If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you darn well can
-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
-Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
~20 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart:
1. Steal?
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"11.Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live...12. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"13.. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 14.When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!".15. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming! The british are coming!"16.throw confetti on random people walking into the store.17.On the announser thing, start singing "Baby Got Back" bySir-Mix-Alot.18.throw all the bouncy balls in the isle and say,"Pikachu i choose you!"19. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool20.-then after all of that when they try to throw you out say,"it's a free country, i can be weird all i want to be!" then breakdance on the floor.
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