If I died, I know I'd be in hell because, first of all, all the light bulbs would be red and, second, the only thing in existence besides me would be The DaVinci Code, Bee Season and The Lovely Bones. I shiver to think...

If I died, I know I'd be in heaven if the cloud I was sprawled on smelled like fresh laundry and the only other...more »

If I died, I know I'd be in hell because, first of all, all the light bulbs would be red and, second, the only thing in existence besides me would be The DaVinci Code, Bee Season and The Lovely Bones. I shiver to think...

If I died, I know I'd be in heaven if the cloud I was sprawled on smelled like fresh laundry and the only other things on it were As I Lay Dying, The Crying of Lot 49, and newly discovered writing by Breece DJ Pancake. « less