Ooo wants to know? You're not one of them Scotland Yard gits again, are you? I work for a very foine Lady flyer, I do, what's got no sense when it comes to 'er love loife. That's where oi come in - to protect 'er, or try to, for she's got an 'art - as big as the sun, that one does, and as she's sweet as cream.
I'm a gradjit of the...
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Ooo wants to know? You're not one of them Scotland Yard gits again, are you? I work for a very foine Lady flyer, I do, what's got no sense when it comes to 'er love loife. That's where oi come in - to protect 'er, or try to, for she's got an 'art - as big as the sun, that one does, and as she's sweet as cream.
I'm a gradjit of the Bedlam Cooking School. That's where I got me nick-name of "Bananas". My Christian name is Banny, and I've known Lady Vicki ever since she was a wee lass on the Baron 'er father's estite, where I was 'er Nanny - that's roit - 'ave a laugh - "Nanny Banny" - they ain't laughing no more what's crossed me!
In me spare toime I clips and saves obitchuries in me scrapbook. I enjoy long walks along the moors, ballroom dancing and attending fun'rals. Oh, and Incarcerated Lady Cinema.
Them three 'usbands of 'ers weraint no good; the lot of them - accidents do 'appen! She misses 'em but there's not a man alive good enough for my Vicki, or oi 'aven't met 'im yet.
I can be as good as gold when I wants to, and when I wears me spektakls. Lately oive been on my best beehaviahr, and it's all for her what sticks up for me and is as loyal as a labrador to whose what she luvs. Just don't get on me bad side or cross me Vicki and we'll git along just foine!! Slice 'o pie?? Made it meself today!
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