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Welcome to the wonderful world of My Life Is Average. Here are some ( Real!) posts that are my favs.
Today, at church, the Priest asked all the fathers to stand for Father's Day. I stood up to freak my mother out. It worked. MLIA
Today, I received an e-mail from my teacher signed "M." I responded that, if he's M, I demand to be called 007. His response began with "Dear 007". MLIA.
Today, I was on the bus and a guy in his 20's got on wearing only jeans and a top hat. He was also smoking a pipe. As he passed me he bowed and said, "m'lady". I love taking the bus. MLIA
Today, my roommate and I were playing "Hakuna Matata" and dancing and singing along with our door open. Just as it got to Simba's part, a boy slid through our doorway on his knees singing, "It means no worries, for the rest of your days!" and completed our trio. We told him he is welcome back here anytime. MLIA
Today, while my Spanish teacher was handing out books to the class, she asked "are there any problems with the books?" One kid responded "mine's in a different language." New best friend. MLIA
Today, I went to McDonalds and saw a vacuum cleaner chained to the bike rack. Never have I had so many questions. MLIA
Today, my little brother threatened me by saying that he would tell people I wear underwear. I am really confused as to how that's an actual threat. MLIA
Today, while in my room, I heard my dad say "son of a bitch" to himself. I walked out and said "You called?" I don't think I've ever seen a more priceless look on someone's face. MLIA.
Today, my friend and I decided to have a lemonade stand. The UPS guy stopped by a bought a glass (which is also awesome). Later it was slow and the FedEX guy drove by. My friend yelled at him to buy some lemonade and he ignored her, I yelled "THE UPS GUY BOUGHT SOME!". The FedEX truck flipped a U-Turn and bought two glasses of lemonade. MLIA
Today, I missed my first class, so I had to take a later bus than usual. On the way to school, I looked out the bus window and saw a homeless man in a Burger King crown riding in a shopping cart down the road, using a broom to propel himself. Going to school late was the best decision I have ever made. MLIA
Today I was driving by the lake and I saw a Jeep full of guys pass me. They were hanging out the windows and the sunroof, paddling with canoe paddles, and singing "Just Around the Riverbend" from Pocahontas. It easily may have been the coolest thing I've seen, ever.
Today, I lost my mom in the grocery store. Sick of wandering down the aisles, I just shouted "Mammmaaaaaa!" to which my mom in a different aisle shouted back "just killed a man!" We continued to sing the Bohemian Rhapsody until we found each other. This is why she's the cool parent. MLIA
Today, I was kicked out of study hall because I got a group of seniors to go outside and play wizards chess with me on the human sized checker boards. The principle said we were not allowed to play because it involved knocking people unconcious, if they lose their position. We are playing again tomorrow. MLIA
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