"I think it's your bosoms." Rand Surveyed him critically. "The dress wouldn't be as tight if they weren't so large. I think your bosoms are too big."
Alexei looked down at his overstuffed chest. "Can bosoms ever be too big?"
Not real bosoms perhaps, but I think in your case..." Rand considered him thoughtfully. "No question about it: they're definitely too big"
Are you sure?" Alexei studied his reflection. "I thought they were just the right size for a man of my height."
— Victoria Alexander (The Prince's Bride)
"The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp's mouth, and pulled them up by their edges.
What are you doing?" Ghastek asked.
My hole puncher broke."
You have no respect for the undead."
— Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns)
"Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs."
— Patricia Briggs (Iron Kissed)
"You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff."
— P.C. Cast (Chosen)
"I am a duke, you know. If I can't perform a miracle here and there I might as well be a butler in expesive clothes." He brushed at the sleeve of his well-tailored brown coat. "And butlers don't get to dance with attractive women."
— Suzanne Enoch (A Lady's Guide to Improper Behavior)
"You're just jealous.
Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable."
— Jennifer Estep (Spider's Bite)
"I heard you showed some backbone. I decided to visit in the vain hope that you might be turning interesting."
— Kimberly Frost (Would-Be Witch)
"Noah, if we were to get married, you couldn't date anymore."
— Julie Garwood (Shadow Dance)
"Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is."
— Lisa Kleypas (Sugar Daddy)
"If you're not going to get any wiser, what's the point of getting older?"
— Elizabeth Lowell
"What do you know about women?"
They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of mystical power that overrides our brains and makes us do and say things that would normally be inconceivable."
— Katie MacAlister
"I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work. "
— Katie MacAlister (Blow Me Down)
"A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you
Saying, 'Damn. We ****** up."
— Cheyenne McCray (Demons Not Included)
"James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"
Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me."
— Julia Quinn (How to Marry a Marquis)
"Caroline, do you value your neck?"
"Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?"
"Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it."
— Julia Quinn (To Catch an Heiress)
"Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?"
"Sometimes, when it's very quiet and no one else can see."
— J.D. Robb (Promises in Death)
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