Lance C

The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millenium and he’s been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn’t eat deviled eggs and he doesn’t drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn’t wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. ... more »

The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millenium and he’s been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn’t eat deviled eggs and he doesn’t drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn’t wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. His award winning novel, Grundish and Askew (winner, 2009 Reader Views Literary Awards, Humor Category), and first book, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed are both available at Lancecarbuncle.com, and through Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com. « less