i am jayadev
love to read books
like all anime's (well, almost all)
love all mystery and fiction books
live in chennai , India
hate suspense stories :P
like goosebumps and all comics
want to know the greatest joke of all times?????
scroll...
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love to read books
like all anime's (well, almost all)
love all mystery and fiction books
live in chennai , India
hate suspense stories :P
like goosebumps and all comics
want to know the greatest joke of all times?????
scroll down
so u decided to read it , good choice
c'mon dont give up
almost there
a bit more
and here it is
be prepared
faster
duh!!
is that the maximum speed?
no point going back now
ready?????????????????
hold ur breath
and here it is
THE
GREATEST
JOKE
OF
ALL
TIMES..................
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HERE IT IS
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up
their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the
Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute:
" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.
Astrologically , it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise , it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.
Theologically , it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologic ally , it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then
speaks.
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"Practically. ..it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".
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