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chuck norris

chuck norris

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first of all chuck norris aprouves this comunity . second ,chuck norris aprouves the books , but not every book . for example i don't like that charles darwin guy . he's not right.i'm right . third , chuck norris prefere pepsi. fourth ,chuck norris aprouves chinese beer but not those chinese people you see in the movies.chunk norris is better... more »
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  • Matthew Book

    Matthew Book says

    No Im Chuck Norris Im Undercover

    posted 3 months ago. ( send a note )
  • Jacob W

    Jacob W says

    CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    posted 1 year ago. ( send a note )
  • Jacob W

    Jacob W says

    CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    posted 1 year ago. ( send a note )
  • Stas Sajin

    Stas Sajin says

    Solyaris:
    I just realized that the "The Nobody-Somebody-Everybody-and-Chuck-Norris-Paradox" might be wrong. It is because Nobody, Somebody, and Everybody are normally considered quantifiers and they have slightly different properties from names(particulars). In your logic, depending on the premises you make, you consider Nobody, Somebody, and Everybody as either names or quantifiers. That is why it all seems so "paradoxical."

    posted 2 years ago. ( send a note )
  • Solyaris

    Solyaris says

    Da, pot sa fiu de acord cu tine. aici e problema. sunt prea de acord cu tine, si ma enerveaza. sa ma ia benga! astept sa se intample din zi in zi...

    posted 2 years ago. ( send a note )
  • Solyaris

    Solyaris says

    The Nobody-Somebody-Everybody-and-Chuck-Norris-Paradox: -Nobody is stronger than Chuck Norris; -In a fight between Somebody and Nobody, Somebody MUST win; -So Somebody can beat Chuck Norris; BUT -Everybody is killed by Chuck Norris; -Everybody can kill Somebody; SO Everybody can kill Somebody who can beat Chuck Norris. Simple logic...

    posted 3 years ago. ( send a note )
  • shaihulud

    shaihulud says

    I am chuck norris, hear me roar. I breathe and the world trembles. I walk and empires crumble. You have not known fear until you have known me. I am chuck norris, hear me roar.

    eating soup with fork
    faceless crowds
    crowded faces
    little wings
    in oceanic sky
    quiet note
    in world symphony
    worn path
    between houses
    of war and peace
    alternating residence
    transient
    teaching and learning
    absurdity and ignorance
    knowing few things
    but love,
    and sharing it
    widely.

    posted 3 years ago. ( send a note )
  • Solyaris

    Solyaris says

    "The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris went back in time to just before the Universe began and every atom in the Universe immediately decided it should get the hell away from there and fast. "

    posted 3 years ago. ( send a note )
  • shaihulud

    shaihulud says

    Chuck, a.k.a. sexy hair chest with accompanying bearded flesh monster containing approximately two nipples and rock hard correction super rock hard biceps baby, in reply to your poem, here is a haiku:
    receding sunset
    fiery blanket unfurling
    light's dissolution

    and here is a poem snatched from nowhere:
    a
    little burbridge
    and
    a
    smattering of care
    reveals
    incandescence blindly lithe
    in
    enthralling domes of sand
    bringer of tomorrow, tinkling laughter and flames

    posted 3 years ago. ( send a note )
  • shaihulud

    shaihulud says

    Chuck, shoot me a line. By the way, very sexy chest.

    posted 3 years ago. ( send a note )
  • shaihulud

    shaihulud says

    Chuck Norris vs. Saddam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Celebrity death match with one already dead!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check this out if you haven't: http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com/

    "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. "

    posted 3 years ago. ( send a note )
  • Solyaris

    Solyaris says

    I'll get out to coffee with your brother Lee, not with you then

    posted 4 years ago. ( send a note )
  • iLoveGrilledCheese

    iLoveGrilledCheese says

    From chucknorrisfacts.com: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

    posted 4 years ago. ( send a note )
  • iLoveGrilledCheese

    iLoveGrilledCheese says

    Woah, is Chuck Norris a creationist? Really?

    posted 4 years ago. ( send a note )

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