Influential Influenza

I've thwarted several Bowser-controlled Mushroom Kingdom levels under the guise of an Italian Plumber while eating bowl after bowl of nutritious Lucky Charms cereal. I wish I could add the October '92 box of Fruit Loops to my book shelf as I not only read it but completed the mazes and cross word dilemmas! There is no justice in this world. ... more »

I've thwarted several Bowser-controlled Mushroom Kingdom levels under the guise of an Italian Plumber while eating bowl after bowl of nutritious Lucky Charms cereal. I wish I could add the October '92 box of Fruit Loops to my book shelf as I not only read it but completed the mazes and cross word dilemmas! There is no justice in this world. Perhaps we need more Italian handymen, or more cereal box options on our intellectual-myspace websites; or perhaps you are a bitch. Either way, my love is bottomless, like my glass of milk. Drink from it, it is 2%; two percent of your mother and father. That's a percent each, and that is what you are. « less