OneRingToRuleThemAll
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I am a total book worm.
I love fantasy and sci-fi.
My favorite book is the Hunger Games!
I love the lord of the rings trilogy, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Merlin!
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night... more »
I love fantasy and sci-fi.
My favorite book is the Hunger Games!
I love the lord of the rings trilogy, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Merlin!
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night... more »
I am a total book worm.
I love fantasy and sci-fi.
My favorite book is the Hunger Games!
I love the lord of the rings trilogy, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Merlin!
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war.
Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle's won but the child is lost.
RIP Jenny
"Mama told me not to waste my life,
She said; spread your wings my little butterfly,
Don't let what they say,
Keep you up at night,
And they can't detain you,
Cause wings are made to fly,
And we don't let nobody bring us down,
And no matter what you say it won't hurt me,
No matter if I fall from the sky,
These wings are made to fly."
-Wings by: Little Mix
98% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 2% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your butts off.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it s not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasnt working but he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
White man once said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I m sick I m BLACK, When I go in the sun I m BLACK, When I m cold I m BLACK, When I die I ll be BLACK, But you sir. When you re born you re PINK, When you grow up you re WHITE, When you re sick you re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE, And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you HATE racism.
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2/3 Americans have poor math skills, and the other half aren t much better!
Post this to your profile if you are part of the -(1/6) who are math nerds!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, and carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn t be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
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(___) -Mr. Bunny This is bunny. Copy and paste
bunny onto your page to help
him gain world domination.
For Boyfriends:
· When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
· When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
· When she start’s cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
· When she pull’s away: Pull her back
· When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
· When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
· When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
· When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
· When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
· When she bumps into you: bump her back and make her laugh
· When she runs up at you crying,
the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
......................................Girls
............................are like apples
.....................on trees. The best ones
....................are at the top of the tree.
................The boys don't want to reach
..............for the good ones because they
.............are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
.........Instead, they just get the rotten apples
...........from the ground that aren't as good, but
.........easy to get. So the apples at the top think
..........something is wrong with them, when in
..............reality, they're amazing. They just have
.............to wait for the right boy to come
......................along, the one who's
.......................brave enough to
............................climb all
.............................the
.............................way
.............................to
............................the
............................top
...........................of
..........................the
.........................tree
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be weird.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE WHO I AM so I MUST be shallow and conceded
I DONT WEAR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES so I MUST be poor
I am WHO I AM so I MUST be a freak
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack them on the head.
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said, "You are not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I d die...
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ＬσＳＴ？．．．ＧεＴ ＦσＵＮＤ！
ＴＨＩＮＫ ＩＭ ＴＲＩＰＰＩＮ．．．ＴＩε Ｍч ＳＨσε！
ＣαＮＴ ＳＴαＮＤ Ｍε．．．ＳＩＴ ＤσωＮ！
ＣαＮＴ ＦαＣＥ Ｍε．．．ＷεＬＬ ＴＵＲＮ ＡＲσＵＮＤ！
ＬσＶε Ｍε？．．．ＧＲεαＴ！
ＨαＴε Ｍε？．．．ＥνεＮ ＢεＴＴεＲ！
ＴＨＩＮＫ ＩＭ ＵＧＬч．．．ＤσＮ Ｔ Ｌσσк ＡＴ Ｍε
ＤσＮＴ ＬＩＫε Ｍч ＳＴчＬε．．．ＤσＮＴ Ｌιкє ＹσＵＲѕ！
ＤσＮ ＫＮσＷ Ｍε．．． ＤσＮＴ ＪＵＤＧＥ Ｍε！
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
ople who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...
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They say Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill to many people.
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Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words: poli meaning many; in Latin, and tics as in bloodsucking creatures
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If someone throws Skittles at you and says TASTE THE RAINBOW! Then throw a happy meal at them and say IM LOVING IT!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: will be next to you saying "That was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, My bad...heres a tissue
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say IM HOME!
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when its raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell RUN GIRL RUN!!
FRIENDS ask why your crying b
BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
LOOK IT’S BOB
☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every update you see so he can
/ \ take over Shelfari. Then you tell people “You’ve been Bobbed”
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---IN REMEMBRANCE...
---Albus Dumbledore
---Bellatrix Lestrange
---Cedric Diggory
---Collin Creevy
---Dobby
---Fred Weasley
---George Weasley's ear
---Hedwig
---Remus Lupin
---Nymphadora Lupin (nee Tonks)
---Vincent Crabbe
---Lily Potter
---James Potter
---Nagini
---Peter Pettigrew
---Ted Tonks
---Gellert Grindelwald
---Severus Snape
---Mad-Eye Moody (Alastor Moody)
---Bathilda Bagshot
---Rufus Scrimgeour
---Charity Burbage
---Tom Riddle (Lord Voldemort)
---Regulus Black
---Sirius Black
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◄◄Rewind the Memories
►►FastFoward the Drama
►Play the GoodTimes
▌▌Pause the Moments
█ Stop right There
• When life gives you lemons, you make grapejuice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!
Yes, I know I m hyper. I take it as a compliment. So thank you stranger -hugs-.
YAY!!!!!! Hey hey Apple, hey hey Apple, hey hey PEAR!!!!
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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!!!!
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“Here’s some advice. Stay alive.” - Haymitch Abernathy from The Hunger Games
“Remember, Girl on Fire- I’m still betting on you.” - Cinna from Catching Fire
Post this on your profile if you have fallen in love with a fictional character.....
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE TWILIGHT!*~
We all have both light and dark inside us, what matters is the power to which we act that makes us who we are.~Sirius Black
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Psalm 23
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
There’ll be no sun tomorrow morning.
There’ll be no moon to bless the night.
The stars will perish without warning.
These lines proclaim the death of light.
We all have both light and dark inside us, what matters is the power to which we act that makes us who we are.~Sirius Black
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Copy and Paste this on your profile if your a Harry Potter fan
-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything
[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
♥ Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D ♥
~let us slєєp fσr in dreams wє єnter a wσrld thαt’s entirely σur σwn. let us swim through the deepest σcєαn or glide σver the highєst clσud♥~
-Albus Dumbledore
*giving up doesn't mean you are weak, in fact, sometimes it only means you are strong enough to let go.*
~You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Off A Cliff, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!~
IN REMEMBRANCE:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive.
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end.
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end.
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must have done something good...
Besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend
Who lived and died soaring.
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('') ('') Hi I'm Bob!
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(') (') No dude, Everyone knows I AM BOB.
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('') ('') Jeez, Dave, where did u learn?
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books, and that's kinda the same thing.
Keep calm and call Harry freaking Potter!
P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but it's amusing to watch them go down the stairs.
I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun!
That is MAHOGANY!!!!!
My teacher is like Gandalf: YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!!!!!!!!!!
How is Edward like Santa Claus? He sees you when you're sleeping...
What is this "normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG don't touch me I might catch your "normal"!!!
Sarcasm is like my second language.
My coach said I kick like a girl. I told him if he kicked a little harder, he could too.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
As happy as a turtle on a conveyor belt!
So then I was like "Avada Kedavra," and he was just like *dead* -Voldemort
Leave me so I can cry over the deaths of fictional characters.
When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count.
I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. It still works.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead. So shut up.
I am NOT a violent person! Take it back or I'll punch you!
Obi-Wan: I kill sith lords. Harry Potter: I kill dark wizards. Edward: I sparkle.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
I didn't fall. I attacked the floor.
If you're looking for a perfect girl, go buy a barbie doll.
We're just silly little girls who fall for stupid boys.
At first I was upset you were with her... but then I laughed cuz she's ugly.
You're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich, you want those leftovers too?
Me and my girls are so fly we have our own airline.
I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say, "I've been expecting you."
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Dear karma: I have a list of people you missed.
I'm not a nerd... I'm just smarter than you.
I wish I had a British accent.
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow.
It's funnier now that I get it.
Legolas. That is all.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright.
I'm not stubborn, I'm right.
Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo...
Automatic doors make me feel like a jedi.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Someone needs to tell Yoda that the subject comes before the verb.
We're so cool icecubes are jealous.
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15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" « less
I love fantasy and sci-fi.
My favorite book is the Hunger Games!
I love the lord of the rings trilogy, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Merlin!
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war.
Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle's won but the child is lost.
RIP Jenny
"Mama told me not to waste my life,
She said; spread your wings my little butterfly,
Don't let what they say,
Keep you up at night,
And they can't detain you,
Cause wings are made to fly,
And we don't let nobody bring us down,
And no matter what you say it won't hurt me,
No matter if I fall from the sky,
These wings are made to fly."
-Wings by: Little Mix
98% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 2% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your butts off.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it s not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasnt working but he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
White man once said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I m sick I m BLACK, When I go in the sun I m BLACK, When I m cold I m BLACK, When I die I ll be BLACK, But you sir. When you re born you re PINK, When you grow up you re WHITE, When you re sick you re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE, And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you HATE racism.
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2/3 Americans have poor math skills, and the other half aren t much better!
Post this to your profile if you are part of the -(1/6) who are math nerds!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, and carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn t be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
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(___) -Mr. Bunny This is bunny. Copy and paste
bunny onto your page to help
him gain world domination.
For Boyfriends:
· When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
· When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
· When she start’s cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
· When she pull’s away: Pull her back
· When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
· When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
· When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
· When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
· When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
· When she bumps into you: bump her back and make her laugh
· When she runs up at you crying,
the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
......................................Girls
............................are like apples
.....................on trees. The best ones
....................are at the top of the tree.
................The boys don't want to reach
..............for the good ones because they
.............are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
.........Instead, they just get the rotten apples
...........from the ground that aren't as good, but
.........easy to get. So the apples at the top think
..........something is wrong with them, when in
..............reality, they're amazing. They just have
.............to wait for the right boy to come
......................along, the one who's
.......................brave enough to
............................climb all
.............................the
.............................way
.............................to
............................the
............................top
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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be weird.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE WHO I AM so I MUST be shallow and conceded
I DONT WEAR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES so I MUST be poor
I am WHO I AM so I MUST be a freak
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack them on the head.
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said, "You are not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I d die...
ＧσＴ Ａ ＰＲσＢＬεＭ．．．ＳσＬνε ＩＴ！
ＬσＳＴ？．．．ＧεＴ ＦσＵＮＤ！
ＴＨＩＮＫ ＩＭ ＴＲＩＰＰＩＮ．．．ＴＩε Ｍч ＳＨσε！
ＣαＮＴ ＳＴαＮＤ Ｍε．．．ＳＩＴ ＤσωＮ！
ＣαＮＴ ＦαＣＥ Ｍε．．．ＷεＬＬ ＴＵＲＮ ＡＲσＵＮＤ！
ＬσＶε Ｍε？．．．ＧＲεαＴ！
ＨαＴε Ｍε？．．．ＥνεＮ ＢεＴＴεＲ！
ＴＨＩＮＫ ＩＭ ＵＧＬч．．．ＤσＮ Ｔ Ｌσσк ＡＴ Ｍε
ＤσＮＴ ＬＩＫε Ｍч ＳＴчＬε．．．ＤσＮＴ Ｌιкє ＹσＵＲѕ！
ＤσＮ ＫＮσＷ Ｍε．．． ＤσＮＴ ＪＵＤＧＥ Ｍε！
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
ople who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...
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They say Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill to many people.
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Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words: poli meaning many; in Latin, and tics as in bloodsucking creatures
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If someone throws Skittles at you and says TASTE THE RAINBOW! Then throw a happy meal at them and say IM LOVING IT!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: will be next to you saying "That was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, My bad...heres a tissue
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say IM HOME!
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when its raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell RUN GIRL RUN!!
FRIENDS ask why your crying b
BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
LOOK IT’S BOB
☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every update you see so he can
/ \ take over Shelfari. Then you tell people “You’ve been Bobbed”
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---IN REMEMBRANCE...
---Albus Dumbledore
---Bellatrix Lestrange
---Cedric Diggory
---Collin Creevy
---Dobby
---Fred Weasley
---George Weasley's ear
---Hedwig
---Remus Lupin
---Nymphadora Lupin (nee Tonks)
---Vincent Crabbe
---Lily Potter
---James Potter
---Nagini
---Peter Pettigrew
---Ted Tonks
---Gellert Grindelwald
---Severus Snape
---Mad-Eye Moody (Alastor Moody)
---Bathilda Bagshot
---Rufus Scrimgeour
---Charity Burbage
---Tom Riddle (Lord Voldemort)
---Regulus Black
---Sirius Black
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◄◄Rewind the Memories
►►FastFoward the Drama
►Play the GoodTimes
▌▌Pause the Moments
█ Stop right There
• When life gives you lemons, you make grapejuice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!
Yes, I know I m hyper. I take it as a compliment. So thank you stranger -hugs-.
YAY!!!!!! Hey hey Apple, hey hey Apple, hey hey PEAR!!!!
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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!!!!
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“Here’s some advice. Stay alive.” - Haymitch Abernathy from The Hunger Games
“Remember, Girl on Fire- I’m still betting on you.” - Cinna from Catching Fire
Post this on your profile if you have fallen in love with a fictional character.....
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE TWILIGHT!*~
We all have both light and dark inside us, what matters is the power to which we act that makes us who we are.~Sirius Black
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Psalm 23
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
There’ll be no sun tomorrow morning.
There’ll be no moon to bless the night.
The stars will perish without warning.
These lines proclaim the death of light.
We all have both light and dark inside us, what matters is the power to which we act that makes us who we are.~Sirius Black
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Copy and Paste this on your profile if your a Harry Potter fan
-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything
[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
♥ Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D ♥
~let us slєєp fσr in dreams wє єnter a wσrld thαt’s entirely σur σwn. let us swim through the deepest σcєαn or glide σver the highєst clσud♥~
-Albus Dumbledore
*giving up doesn't mean you are weak, in fact, sometimes it only means you are strong enough to let go.*
~You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Off A Cliff, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!~
IN REMEMBRANCE:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive.
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end.
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end.
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must have done something good...
Besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend
Who lived and died soaring.
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('') ('') Hi I'm Bob!
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(') (') No dude, Everyone knows I AM BOB.
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('') ('') Jeez, Dave, where did u learn?
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books, and that's kinda the same thing.
Keep calm and call Harry freaking Potter!
P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but it's amusing to watch them go down the stairs.
I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun!
That is MAHOGANY!!!!!
My teacher is like Gandalf: YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!!!!!!!!!!
How is Edward like Santa Claus? He sees you when you're sleeping...
What is this "normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG don't touch me I might catch your "normal"!!!
Sarcasm is like my second language.
My coach said I kick like a girl. I told him if he kicked a little harder, he could too.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
As happy as a turtle on a conveyor belt!
So then I was like "Avada Kedavra," and he was just like *dead* -Voldemort
Leave me so I can cry over the deaths of fictional characters.
When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count.
I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. It still works.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead. So shut up.
I am NOT a violent person! Take it back or I'll punch you!
Obi-Wan: I kill sith lords. Harry Potter: I kill dark wizards. Edward: I sparkle.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
I didn't fall. I attacked the floor.
If you're looking for a perfect girl, go buy a barbie doll.
We're just silly little girls who fall for stupid boys.
At first I was upset you were with her... but then I laughed cuz she's ugly.
You're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich, you want those leftovers too?
Me and my girls are so fly we have our own airline.
I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say, "I've been expecting you."
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Dear karma: I have a list of people you missed.
I'm not a nerd... I'm just smarter than you.
I wish I had a British accent.
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow.
It's funnier now that I get it.
Legolas. That is all.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright.
I'm not stubborn, I'm right.
Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo...
Automatic doors make me feel like a jedi.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Someone needs to tell Yoda that the subject comes before the verb.
We're so cool icecubes are jealous.
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15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" « less
- member since August 7, 2011