*~EDWARD CULLEN IS A STALKER*~
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A HERO*~
*~BELLA SWAN IS HELPLESS*~
~*ANNABETH CHASE CAN BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE TWILIGHT!
~----///-\\\----Put this on your page if you have ever felt
---|||---|||---Alone
---|||---|||---Hated
---|||---|||---Suicidal
----\\\-///----Apathetic
-----\\///-----Depressed
------///\-----or
-----///\\\----just
----///--\\\---Feel in pain
IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
show those that fit you!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be weird.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE WHO I AM so I MUST be shallow and conceded
I DON'T WEAR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES so I MUST be poor
I am WHO I AM so I MUST be a freak
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!
80% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump of a building. Post this onto your profile if your part of the 20% who'd be at the bottom eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" or who wouldn't care AT ALL
White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: ''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK' ''When I grew up I was BLACK,'' ''When im sick i'm BLACK'', ''When i go in the sun i'm BLACK'', ''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'', ''When I die i'll be BLACK'', ''But you sir.'' ''When you're born you're PINK'', ''When you grow up you're WHITE'', ''When you're sick you're GREEN'', ''When you go in the sun you turn RED'', ''When you're cold you turn BLUE." And you're calling me colored?" The white man said nothing and let the black man in. Put this on your profile page if you HATE racism!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
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