Hi, I'm lemon/ Nina
A few things about me:
my name means edible yam, among other things
My favorite colour varies depending on what mood I'm in, though generally it is some shade of blue, often royal blue or aquamarine
As far as novels go, I read a variety, some of my favorite authors being Terry Pratchett and Georgette Heyer
Some of my favorite novels: A little Princess, Pride and Prejudice, Watership Down, Thud, These Old Shades, the Obernewtyn Chronicles
Some of my favorite songs are: Tale as old as time, On my own, Memory, There can be miracles, Angel of music and I dreamed a dream
I'm part of TFOHAW. We celebrate randomness
I tend to have random laughing fits, and have been sent out of the classroom once or twice for laughing
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was go blame you.
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes
- One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
-X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Lemon Quotes
When life hands you a lemon, make grapejuice, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If life gives you a lemon, find someone else who has one and combine resources so you still have a lemon after all your expenses.
If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: Free Lemons!
If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.
When life gives you lemons, question the metaphysical concept of how 'life' itself can physically give you lemons.
Random Quotes
How inappropriate to call this planet earth when it is quite clearly Ocean
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Death is hereditary.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now.
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
― Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss
“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
― Jimi Hendrix
“Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
-and I don't live to be-
but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure you hands are clean!”
― Bob Marley
“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.”
― John Greenleaf Whittier, Maud Muller - Pamphlet
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.
John Wooden
The adverb is the enemy of the verb.
Author unidentified
I lost the game
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