The only reason you are looking is because you are a stalker. No Lie.
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?
Anyways my name is Emily and I am very weird,my friend Gavin calls me creepy,but most of the time I...
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The only reason you are looking is because you are a stalker. No Lie.
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?
Anyways my name is Emily and I am very weird,my friend Gavin calls me creepy,but most of the time I can be nice to him. I love going camping with my 2 best friends Griffin and Bryclyn, playing the violin and trumpet, singing, and hanging out with friends.
I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES AND CHINCHILLAS!!!
Some people talk bout me behind my back but I know I do the same for them probably.
I LEIKE PINEAPPLES AND TACOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
OH YA girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it s not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasnt working but he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
90% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this onto your profile if your part of the 10% who'd be at the bottom eating popcorn and chanting JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! or who wouldn't care AT ALL
Ice cream man: I am the ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van!!!
Fat kid: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha funny stuff!!!!!
When people ask me if I like the Hunger Games I say, "YES", and and that I am addicted to it!
I have read all 3 Hunger Games books. I have the Mockingjay pin in 3 different forms and well...That should basically say it all.
P.S. Peeta is mine!!! I call dibs!!!!
Follow me on Muzy.com! Go to this link:
emy22800.muzy.com
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