Im amazing ....... JOKES i LURVE books their really good to have when you cant think of anything to do
(Put x's in the box if it's true)
1 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have run into a glass/screen door
4 [] You have jumped
5(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 [X] You have run into a wall or tree or stop sign
7 [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just sang them trying to figure out if it is true.
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [] You have choked on your own tongue
13 [??] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the the last question 'the' was written twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [x] you didn't notice in #14 "the" was spelled twice.
17 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 []You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [x] You've fallen asleep in a class (almost but not quite)
22 [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math (nope, I use a calculator)
27 [x] You have eaten a bug on accident
28 [?]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [x] You sometimes send chain emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you know it won't
32 [X] You break a lot of things
33 [LOL] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 [X] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [hmm] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The words 'umm' and 'like' are used many times a day!!
38 [X] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [:) X] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have a laughing fit and go crazy for no reason
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy and paste this into your profile
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90% of the girls in the world if each of the Jonas Brothers jumped down a building.
post this on ur profile if ur the 10% that would be standing outside of the building with popcorn shouting "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!"[1]
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet" ?? If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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