Steve McLaughlin

Little known facts about Steve: Swam across the English Channel at 15. On clear nights he gazes into the sky and measures planets by parallax. Is an accomplished time traveler. Fights crime on the weekends, when nothing else is going on. Is older than you can imagine. Readily jumps from the top of skyscrapers, but does not die. Was a fighter... more »

Little known facts about Steve: Swam across the English Channel at 15. On clear nights he gazes into the sky and measures planets by parallax. Is an accomplished time traveler. Fights crime on the weekends, when nothing else is going on. Is older than you can imagine. Readily jumps from the top of skyscrapers, but does not die. Was a fighter pilot during World War I. Shoots an arrow truer than Robin of Locksley. Once searched for the Arc of the Covenant with two vampires and a super model. Kissed your girlfriend. Kissed your wife. Drinks lemonade in the summer during thunderstorms. Wrote a book of poetry while visiting Callisto. Has flown through clouds. Fished along a lonely bank and thought of you. Thinks Cool as Ice should've won an Academy Award. Ran guns to Ethiopia. Broke all the clocks in Muncie so the moment would last. Holds a fifth degree black belt in dance fighting. Drinks from water hoses. Is undefeated in Rocks, Paper, Scissors. Is the second humanoid ever to escape the Great Pit of Carkoon. « less