~*Caelan*~ Taking a break from Shelfari for now... I've been on too much.
And I'm a Directioner! I love ONE DIRECTION!!
╚══` .¸. Liam Payne!!!!
My 1D Fam:
Caelan and Liam Payne
Berry and Louis Tomlinson
Sophie and Niall Horan
My order of wuv:
First it was all 5, then my Hazza, then Boo Bear, then DJ Malik, then Daddy D, Nialler, Daddy D, Hazza, SUPERMANNNNNNN, DJ Malik, All 5, Leeyum, Hazza, then back to Liam.
1D is not gay, nor do I respond well to a comment like that. Please now: stop the hate, eat the cake and leave. No one wants to loose a limb and Liam has a fork. Watch out! Beware! Captain America will find you, along with SUPERMANNNNNN!! Watch out, 'cause they are a comin' LOL
What's so wrong with 1D? So what, they're not from the US. Nobody really cares. Justin Bieber is WAY worse then One Direction. Ya know, they don't deserve all this fucking hate! Zayn's mom died when he was in XFactor, Harry is having all this crap written about him, so what if
Liam is scared of Spoons, Niall's from Ireland, and Lou is way crazy and hyper! They don't deserve that shit. They're good guys. And I know that up close and Personal.
Zayn's family is still really hurt from the loss.
Harry is getting all pissed because there's crap about him all over the internet.
Niall is getting bitched on because he's not from England like the other four plus the girls hate him for no reason.
Liam is scared of spoons, WHO GIVES A FUCK?! NOT ME!!!!
And Louis is getting hated on because he's way hyper and likes to laugh. Who cares?
WHO CARES IF THEY'RE LOUD AND WEIRD AND FUNNY?! THEIR FANS CERTAINLY DON'T! And for all you bitches who are haters, here's a little message:
FUCK OFF. FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF!!!! Nobody gives a shit what the hell you think! We can like them if we want. And we aren't fans. We're Directioners. Just because they have a good voice...doesn't mean they're annoying. It means you take it personally when someone says you can't sing as well as somebody else. Face it.
You guys are all fucking hating on them because "Oh, they're British so that makes them stupid!""Oh, they're gay I don't like them""Oh, he's Irish that's dumb""Oh, he cares too much about his fucking hair""Oh, he's too crazy""Oh, he's too much of a flirt he's a fucker""Oh he hates spoons that's retarded"
WELL FOR YOU ASSHOLES OUT THERE WHO SAY ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT ABOVE, TAKE THIS AS A WARNING. I KNOW THE GUYS, AND I'VE SHOWN THEM THIS SHIT THAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING ABOUT THEM. AND YA KNOW WHAT?!?!?!?! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING LOOSE SO MANY FUCKING MEMBERS BECAUSE LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE ONE DIRECTION WHO HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! Ya. Louis wears stripes and suspenders and toms and eats carrots and likes to be immature and mess around. Ya. Niall likes food more then people and wears baggy pants and polos and high tops. Ya. Liam's way more mature then Lou and Zayn, nobody gives a fuck he's hot. Ya. Harry flirts with girls lots and it only takes him about twenty-six seconds to do his hair nobody gives a shit! Ya. Zayn's OBSESSED with his hair, that's him deal with it. YA, THEY CAN BE CRAZY AND HYPER AND SILLY BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM UNIQUE! THEY WERE COMPLETE STRANGERS WHEN THEY FORMED, BUT NOW THEY ARE BROTHERS!!! So stop shitting on them and give them a fucking chance you mother fuckers! You who hate them, and they said this to me, YOU'RE ASSHOLES AND THEY FUCKING HATE YOU. So stop being bitches. And even though they're stupid sometimes, they're my idiots. And even though they ARE idiots sometimes, I love them SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO much. You're all fucked up. Also, go to my page! Read through the 1D stuff. Actually, I can post it for you! YAY!
Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smileJ: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times
C= Good kisser
E= Has Gorgeous eyes
L= Smile to die for
A= AGAIN! AHHHH!!!
N= Loving and Caring
I= Love to laugh and smile
N= WHAZ WITH DA REPEATS?!
C= MORE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
L= IT'S A CLONE INVASIONNNNNNNNN!!
I= Someone help me.....
R= A good girly-friend :D
............................are like apples
.....................on trees. The best ones
....................are at the top of the tree.
................The boys don't want to reach
..............for the good ones because they
..........are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
.........Instead, they just get the rotten apples
........from the ground that aren't as good, but
.........easy to get. So the apples at the top think
..........something is wrong with them, when in
...........reality, they're amazing. They just have
.............to wait for the right boy to come
......................along, the one who's
.......................brave enough to
A True Boyfriend:
• When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
• When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her
• When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
• When she starts's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
• When she's quiet: Ask her what’s wrong
• When she ignores you: Give her your attention
• When she pulls's away: Pull her back
' When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
• When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
• When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
• When she's scared: Protect her
• When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
• When she steals's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
• When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
• When she doesn’t answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
• When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up
• When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand
• When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers
• When she bumps into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
• When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold
• When she looks at you in your eyes: don’t look away until she does
• When she misses you: she's hurting inside
• When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away
• When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers
• When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -
• Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. -
• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
• When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
• Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
• Treat her like she's all that matters to you. -
• Tease her and let her tease you back. -
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick. -
• Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. -
• Give her the world. -
• Let her wear your clothes. -
• When she's bored or sad, hang out with her. -
• Let her know she's important.
"center ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ re wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ re мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ yoυr lιpѕ = yoυ re мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ"
────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn we fucked up, but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.
Want to know a secret?
You are Beautiful.
Black, white, gray, straight, bisexual. Whether you are smart or quiet or impossibly in love with your best friend,
someone out there cherishes your smile, and gets butterflies when you walk in a room.
Someone out there can t stop thinking about you.
You Are Beautiful. Don t ever believe differently
I want a guy who says I'm beautiful instead of hot,
who calls me back when I hangup on him.
The boy who kisses my forehead.
Who wants to show me off to the world,
who holds my hand in front of his friends,
who thinks I m just as pretty without makeup on.
The one who is constantly reminding me
of how much he cares about me,
and how lucky he is to have me
*~EDWARD CULLEN IS A STALKER*~
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A HERO*~
*~BELLA SWAN IS HELPLESS*~
*~ANNABETH CHASE COULD BREAK YOUR ARM IF SHE WANTS TO!*~
*~POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND HATE TWILIGHT!*~
11 ways to annoy a Twilight Fan with Harry Potter:
1.steal their copy of Twilight, and replace it with one of your copy of one of the Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust Jacket
2.Tell them Edward is a hand-me-down because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were done with him
3.List other hand-me-downs like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4.State Edward would look hotter with a Lightning Scar on his forehead
5. Accidently call Edward, Nagini
6.Explain in detail how wizards can posses all the gifts(seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that vampires would have only one of
7.When ever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they mean Stubby Boardman
8.Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple
9.Flinch when they say Edward , and ask them to say You-Know-Who
10.Whenever they describe the vampires in the Twilight series(sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what the real vampires of Harry Potter are like
11.Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask if they registered with the Ministry
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