Author Bio
NAME: Thomas Duder
AGE: 32
SEX: Yes. I mean, Male.
VIOLENCE LEVEL: S
SPECIAL MOVES
Mad Marketing Machine - D, DF, F + Hard Slash
Leaps forward and snatches target into grabbed status before slashing downwards, doing a hard knockdown.
REDACTED - Charge B two seconds, F + Hard Slash
Counters projectiles, leaving them suspended in the air as a redacted bar for five seconds before unfreezing them. Projectile can now harm the opponent.
Skeletal Structure - F, D, DF, F + Light Slash
A hard, fast shoulder tackle. Phases through projectiles. Can stagger opponent for two seconds if unguarded. Does no chip damage.
Lyrical Combination - Tap Light Slash multiple times
Throws a never-ending combination of punches and kicks that strikes high, mid, and low. Does no chip damage, doesn't guard break.
DO A BARREL ROLL! - Charge B two seconds, F + Kick
Does a barrel roll drop kick. Guard break, knockdown.
FINISHING MOVE
www.thepenismysword.com - wraps the opponent up within their own shadow, keeping them locked in place and struggling as he bombards them with awesome poetry, original song lyrics, video game overviews, short stories and novellas of excessive, over-the-top violent action and cohesive, entertaining storylines.
Finishes with a massive elbow drop directly to the top of the skull.
Story
Hailing from the 80's with a combination of throwbacks, shoutouts, and awesome homages, Thomas Duder seeks only to entertain others with some of the best over-the-top action sequences he can muster. Multi-talented (i.e. - lacks focus), he is currently focusing on his long-time and favored love: writing over-the-top action sequences and doing all the fun (i.e. - boring and woefully inefficient) things that accompany being an indie author and publisher.
Did we mention his love of over-the-top action sequences? Yeah. Just DIGS 'em, yo.
Quotes
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS MEAT!"
"I'm going to choke you freakin' OUT!"
"I AM THE SHAKESPEARE OF SLAM, THE MASTER OF LITERARY VIOLENCE, THE INNOVATOR OF NOVELLA DEVASTATION!"
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