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. I am not allowed to call Hera a overly jealous wife.
2. I am not allowed to call Zeus the god of static electricity.
3. I shouldn't tell Kronus our plans. Jay says he's a bad guy.
4. I shouldn't tell Archie that Atlanta is in love with him. He believes me. Every time.
5. I'm not allowed to delete everything on Odie's... more »

. I am not allowed to call Hera a overly jealous wife.
2. I am not allowed to call Zeus the god of static electricity.
3. I shouldn't tell Kronus our plans. Jay says he's a bad guy.
4. I shouldn't tell Archie that Atlanta is in love with him. He believes me. Every time.
5. I'm not allowed to delete everything on Odie's computers.
6. I'm not allowed to paint all of the mirrors in the house black and tell Neil the mirrors don't exist anymore. Even if everybody else thinks it's funny. Because it makes Neil scream.
7. I'm not allowed to play with everybody's weapons. Jay says I might hurt myself.
8. I'm not allowed to summon any hell hounds. Jay says they're too hard to defeat.
9. I'm not allowed to call Harry stupid. Even if it's true...
10. I'm not allowed to pluck all of the feathers off of Hera's peacocks.
11. I'm not allowed to make Odie to go into small spaces. Jay says it's not good for Odie's claustrophobia.
12. I'm not allowed to think crazy things when Theresa is reading my mind. It confuses her.
13. I'm not allowed to sneak into the underworld. Jay says it's waaaay to dangerous.
14. I'm not allowed to try to lie to Hermes to keep myself out of trouble. It gets me into more trouble.
15. I'm not allowed to hurt voodoo dolls of Afrodite. Even if Atlanta and Theresa want me to.
16. I'm not allowed to lock Odie in a room with Kalypso. Espesially if it's a small room.
17. I'm not allowed to play with Pandora's box.
18. I'm not allowed to call Ares a Nazi.
19. I'm not allowed to play with the Chimera. It scares everybody.
20. I'm not allowed to play with apples of love.
21. Or apples of discord.
22. I'm not allowed to point out Persephone's mood swings. Theresa says she might hurt me.
23. I'm not allowed to give Dionysus any kind of alcohol. Jay says he quit.
24. I'm not allowed to wake Archie up with a bucket of water.
25. I'm not allowed to push Archie into any water.
26. I'm not allowed to put anybody's hand in warm water when they're asleep.
27. I'm not allowed to go into the labyrinth.
28. I'm not allowed to clone any kind of monster. Hermes says they're too hard to get rid of.
29. I'm not allowed to put garbage in Atlanta's room. She gets really mad.
30. I'm not allowed to call Odie a super nerd.
Raphael: [Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you!
Leonardo: Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking?
Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.
Leonardo: HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it!
Leonardo: YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly...
[sternly]
Leonardo: I'm better than you.
Raphael: [laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother?
[pulls out his sais]
Raphael: I'd have to disagree with you on that one.
[he gets into a stance]
Leonardo: Don't do this, Raph.
Raphael: I'm done takin' orders.
[Leo draws his swords and the fight renews]




Master Splinter: Raphael. Kneel!
Raphael: I did something... I did something really stupid, Master Splinter.
Master Splinter: Go on.
Raphael: I know why you chose him now. I know that there's a reason why he's the better son, and I'm not.
Master Splinter: Raphael, you always bear the world's problems on your shoulders. It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others. But you must realize that while at times you might not be my favorite student, it does not mean that you are my least favorite son. You are strong, passionate, and loyal to your fault. These are the merits of a great leader as well, but only when tempered with compassion and humility.
Raphael: But Master Splinter, I messed up big tonight. I mean... big.
[Reveals Leo's broken swords]
Raphael: They took him.
Master Splinter: Leonardo... « less