hey u can call me korn.i love video games and junk food and never get fat.i am 12 years old
My name is jacob(u can call me korn get it?kornonthecob kornonjacob LOL)
Here are 11 things u might not know about me
I'm 12 years old
My fav color is blak because it rocks
I play the piano
I have one sister
I love myself
I love sweets =3
I love animals(except bugs wich i torture i have a box of bug corpses)
I am a person of the male variety =3
I love books(mostly fiction,horror anime,and fantasy)
I love my friends(or do i?)
I am the 2nd youngest in my family
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these picture r all true but i stole this from someone elses profile
To copy and paste stuff:
mr.nosociallife of pretend darkness is a prince of some fanboy dream of being able to control demons using them to cater to his every need wich include, killing everyone on earth who is cooler than him(evryone excet for henry and andy), stealing stuff, forcing demons to pretend hes awesome, and kidnapping GUYS to rape. that about sums it up
random retarded sayings that actualy make sense:
"Waitresses cost twice as much as waiters, they serve ur customers more ways than one(if ur customers are male)"
"an apple a day will kill the doctor, just make sure the ones ur giving them are poisonous"
"a bird in the hand is worth more than the bush but bush is president"
"a bird in hand will crap in ur hand"
"super llamatown sounds cool"
"no pain, no pain"
"a vampire who sux ur dick will make u sick"
"some furries like snakes and some pokemon dont have fur"
"ITS A TRAP!"
"SHEMALES ARE TRAPS!"
"before the wolf ate red riding hood, she ate the wolf if u cach my drift"
"a girl with ganherrea is like a pizza without cheese or sauce"
i think i liek the first and last saying the best lol XD
hannah montana sux jonas brother dick
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