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Hey!!!!!!! My name is Emily. I am from dis place called ALABAMA. It is awesomeness. Ever been dere? Well, YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway... I am a Christian. I am not perfect, nor claim to be **raises right hand**. Jesus = greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am super-random and crazy!!!!!!!!!!! I love SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ROCK!!!!!!! Come on, everybody...
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Hey!!!!!!! My name is Emily. I am from dis place called ALABAMA. It is awesomeness. Ever been dere? Well, YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway... I am a Christian. I am not perfect, nor claim to be **raises right hand**. Jesus = greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am super-random and crazy!!!!!!!!!!! I love SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ROCK!!!!!!! Come on, everybody likes Skittles. TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also LOVE Hershey kisses. They are insanely good =D I am really creative. I LOVE to draw, write stories/books, I love to create RPs (role plays), and I basically love coming up with new ideas. I have an imagination that WILL BLOW YOU WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O I really love photography. Especially B&W pics. And collages. I HAVE MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!! Well, that's not exactly true, but I do have A LOT. I CAN MAKE MY TOES CRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I know, I amaze you. I am an LD kid. And only me, Hannah (not Hannah Lee), and Haley know what that means o.O Yes, we are much cooler than you. I love the color blue. IT IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have space issues. I am, like, REALLY claustrophobic. And my cousin knows that, so he hugs me REALLY tight. I am MAJOR OCD. I can't help it. I also have dyslexic tendencies. I am a tomboy/country girl. Nonetheless, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE over-sized purses, boots, and cool hats. Hehe. I have a lot of friends [like a TON], but my besties are... Haley, Hannah, James, Dustin, Hunter, Izzle, M&M, Sarah, JD, smileyface9, McGinty, Boys Rock, raceboy, Erin, JT, Tyler, Boshell,Danni, Ashley, Leigh, LeighAnn, Kota, Paige, Laura, and John. Oh, and Wyatt, who is now on my besties list. Most of these people I met from BSG. Which I miss **sobs uncontrollably**. I have a really bad temper. REALLY BAD!!!! I am very opinionated, and I am very loyal. If you tell me I can't do something, I'll do it, or die trying. I once Googled Chuck Norris, and his picture hit me in the face!!!!!!!!!! O.O Ya, that is cool beans!!!!!!!!!! My favorite season is WINTER!!!!!!!! I live down in south Alabama, so it be HOT here. So I like ze cold weather. Plus, I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like fall a lot too. I have a brother and a sister. THEY ARE AWESOME AT ANNOYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O Sooo, if you have any questions, just comment me!
Hi, my name is: Emily.
But you can call me: LL. Emilosio. Snitch. Lil Demon. Lil Devil. Freaker Monster. Anything, really.
Never in my life have I: Done drugs. Yes. I am the bomb. **RAISES FIST**
The one person who can drive me nuts: Anyone with the ability to talk, usually.
My school is: Mentally challenged.
When I am nervous: I don't really get nervous. I'm pretty mellow jello...
The last song I listened to was: I am listening to I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day by Casting Crowns
If I were to get married right now, it would be to: Go to jail **SAYS SARCASTICALLY**
When I was 4: I did most things kids didn't do til they were 7... Except pretend.
Last Christmas: I got 4" heel boots. My brother said, "Why'd you go off and get her dang four inch heel boots? Now she's gone be taller than me," and he shook his head and walked out of the room. Haha lol.
I should be: Eating.
When I look down I see: My sweatshirt and the keyboard.
My happiest recent event was: When I talked to my cuz on the phone. Haha, she is the best everrr.
By this time next year: 0bama will be out of office, replaced by a Reagan conservative, and I will be happy =D. I am hoping this will happen =D
My current gripes: Too many to count.
I have a hard time understanding: People in general.
If I won an award, the first person I’d tell would be: My sister.
I want to buy: A lot of things.
Where do you plan to visit: Everywhere.
This world could do without: Barack 0bama.
Most recent thing I bought myself: Gum. =D
Most recent thing someone else bought me: A movie.
This morning I: Woke up. =D
Last night I was: Sick and couldn't breathe O.O
There’s this guy I know who: Is hot.
If I was an animal, I would be: A deer. Even though my brother, cousins, and friends would try to kill me. It's hunting season. Well, scratch that. I'd be a doe.
A better name for me would be: Idee Kay.
Tomorrow I am: Idk.
Tonight I am: Staying at home.
My birthday is: September 3.
My catchphrases:
"FOSHO!"
"Bada bing bada bang."
"Brown chicken brown cow!" Says like "Bow chicka wow wow!"
"Boom shakalaka shakalaka boom!"
"BUNNY WORLD DOMINATION!!" Says while raising fist.
"POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!" Says while raising fist.
"My monkey laid an egg." Usually said to make sure people are listening to me, or catch their attention so I can say something, or weird them out.
"Go lay an egg with your monkey!"
"Ummmmmmm..."
"Were you in the boat when the boat tipped ova?" with a British accent.
"Haha, lol."
"I like pancakes."
"You make bunny cwy!" Says in baby voice.
"OMGoodness!"
"Hakuna matata!"
"Darling, it's better down where it's wetter! Take it from meeeeeee!!" (from Under the Sea)
Funny things my friends have said:
"YOU ATE MY TACO!!" **RAISES FIST** -- Izzle/Fruitloop
(In a message)
"Ugh!U r like sooooo mean!!!!!On ur about me section it says ur friends that live in Alabama and u don`t say anything about me being ur friend!!!!!U u u u u uhhhhh uhhhh meanie uhhhhhh emie!!!Yeah that kinda makes sense.........welll kinda.Well I am gonna go 2 bed MAD MAD MAD MAD!!!!!!Now u better feel sorry 4 me or else.............................When u go 2 sleep I will be there.When u r alone I will be there.When u eat bannanas....................I will bve there.When u go 2 the bathroom to pee with a pink monkey............................................
.......................wat was i gonna say?Oh yeah!!!...........................................
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.......I ..............................................................................will..............................................
..................................be................................................
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...........there.............................................
.........Well,maybe not.
-Haley"
(In a message)
"Before I go I got to ask u somethin and also tell u not to do somethin.Do u eat bellybutton fuz?It tastes like lint.LOL!And don`t eat ur pennies 2 fast in Porto Rico this Sunday at 12:00!" -- Haley
"I tried swallowing my tongue the other day... It didn't work out too well... -- M&M
"I am not smart today..." -- Jelly!
(Reply to Mama's comment on Ashley's baked beans)
"Oh, yeah," JD says. Then he acts like he is opening a can with an electric can opener and making the noises perfectly.
"This piece is so tender. Do you want it, Mama?" -- JD. See, Mama always asks us if we want her meat because it's so tender.
(Writing a note to my friend)
Me: I got something to tell you.
Izzle/Fruitloop: No! Don't tell me! I don't wanna know! I don't wanna see your monkey! No, your REAL monkey!
(You would have to know our inside jokes and what the note said at the top)
"It's the house of DEATH!!" -- Kristen.
(If you knew her, you would think that was funny)
(IMing Paige)
Me: FOSHO
Paige: =)) (rolling on the floor)
Me: Thats my word
Paige: Mine's goodle
Me: Haha whats it mean?
Paige: I really don't know I just typed in google wrong
(IMing Haley)
Me: did you know that you can get jason aldeans wide open cd for 5$ started on black friday????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: hhhmmmmmmmmm
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: someone realy short and annoying wanted 1 of those
Me: I AM NOT A SHORTI
Haley: oh yes u r shorti!!
Me: I AM NOT
Me: I AM 5'10
Haley: yea right u r 3'2
Me: liar
(Me and her have an inside joke. She calls me shorti and I call her talli because I am freakishly tall and she is short lol)
Haley: "You have Jonathan, Timothy, and Zeb arms."
Me: "Huh?!"
Haley: "They're dark."
(The way she said it was funny)
"I got flipped off by a two-year old. In Wal-mart." -- Hunter
"It's like mozzarella!" -- Bryant
(Our teacher was talking about cells dividing or something. I wasn't paying attention lol.)
Tiph: You wrote The Ugly Duckling
JT: Yeah, but you inspired me.
"I have a phobia of choking on ham." -- Haley
"I have a phobia of things falling of the bed. I'm serious. Have you ever noticed that I ALWAYS put everything right in the middle of the bed? Especially breakable things. I always put towels or blankets around them." -- Hannah
"WHICH ONE OF YOU FAT HEIFERS FROM SGA ATE A DOUGHNUT IN MY DESK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! A POWDERED DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- James
"This is an A and B conversation. No hoes allowed." -- James
"If you didn't have those glasses on... SON! I would throw this ball at you and you would forever have an American flag imprinted on your face. And when people commented on your patriotism, you'd say, 'No, just don't mess with my brother.' " -- JD
"I'm glad your daddy didn't come with us. He'd cry." -- Dennis
Me: Jeremy's in there talking to Sherri.
Everybody laughs.
Randy: Drinking coffee, right?
Me: Yep.
Randy: I hope he has a seizure.
Darwin: What's wrong with you?
Me: I'm sick. With asthma.
Darwin: Yeah, Emily, quit trying to be like you're brother.
JD: That's right.
(Randy, commenting on my status and talking about all this dadgum rain)
Randy: Yeah, Emily, they don't do too well under water.
Me: Lol
Me: You better tie up your mule, Randy.
Randy: Can't. He done floated off again, lol
(Throwing a snowman in the house so nothing will break)
Jimmy: No, I'm just playin'. You're Brodie Croyle.
Me: Yeah, the one who always gets unjured.
Jimmy: No, I mean your throwing. **laughs**
Ashley (my sister, Ashley P.): No, she's probably tougher than he was.
JD: Ashley (my brother's ex, Ashley W.) slammed my door one time when we were leaving somewhere... I don't remember where. Anyway, she slammed the door, and I started hollerin' at her. And she went, 'Well, you do it all the time. You kick it,' and I said, 'Yeah, but it's mine to kick if I want to. I can do anything I want to, but you better not do it. Then I made her get out.
Mama: You made her get out?
JD: Yep. Left her right there in the parking and went home.
(Talking about this man Ashley knows and what he did when his wife divorced him and was granted 10,000 bucks)
"He took Austin and they went to a bunch of banks everywhere across the state and other ones. He got 10,000 dollars in one dollar bills. Then they came back home, and he put all the money in the garage and opened the door. They made a sign that said, 'To the gold-digger whore' and put it up for everybody to see." -- Ashley W.
Greatest People in the World =D: (In no particular order)
Mama
Ashley
JD
Haley
Emily
Izzle
Danni
James (♥♥♥♥)
Dustin
Boshell
Sarah (aka ladybugval19)
KittyCutie
McGinty
Boys Rock
Hannah
Matt
Laura
Paige
Hunter
♥♥♥♥JASON ALDEAN♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leigh
Jeff aka "Fro"
Mamaw
John aka "Jelly" (I'm Peanut Butter =D)
Greatest People/Spirits in Heaven:
GOD/JESUS/HOLY GHOST
Aunt Charlotte
Mawmaw
Granddaddy
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
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Hi, my name is: Emily.
But you can call me: LL. Emilosio. Snitch. Lil Demon. Lil Devil. Freaker Monster. Anything, really.
Never in my life have I: Done drugs. Yes. I am the bomb. **RAISES FIST**
The one person who can drive me nuts: Anyone with the ability to talk, usually.
My school is: Mentally challenged.
When I am nervous: I don't really get nervous. I'm pretty mellow jello...
The last song I listened to was: I am listening to I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day by Casting Crowns
If I were to get married right now, it would be to: Go to jail **SAYS SARCASTICALLY**
When I was 4: I did most things kids didn't do til they were 7... Except pretend.
Last Christmas: I got 4" heel boots. My brother said, "Why'd you go off and get her dang four inch heel boots? Now she's gone be taller than me," and he shook his head and walked out of the room. Haha lol.
I should be: Eating.
When I look down I see: My sweatshirt and the keyboard.
My happiest recent event was: When I talked to my cuz on the phone. Haha, she is the best everrr.
By this time next year: 0bama will be out of office, replaced by a Reagan conservative, and I will be happy =D. I am hoping this will happen =D
My current gripes: Too many to count.
I have a hard time understanding: People in general.
If I won an award, the first person I’d tell would be: My sister.
I want to buy: A lot of things.
Where do you plan to visit: Everywhere.
This world could do without: Barack 0bama.
Most recent thing I bought myself: Gum. =D
Most recent thing someone else bought me: A movie.
This morning I: Woke up. =D
Last night I was: Sick and couldn't breathe O.O
There’s this guy I know who: Is hot.
If I was an animal, I would be: A deer. Even though my brother, cousins, and friends would try to kill me. It's hunting season. Well, scratch that. I'd be a doe.
A better name for me would be: Idee Kay.
Tomorrow I am: Idk.
Tonight I am: Staying at home.
My birthday is: September 3.
My catchphrases:
"FOSHO!"
"Bada bing bada bang."
"Brown chicken brown cow!" Says like "Bow chicka wow wow!"
"Boom shakalaka shakalaka boom!"
"BUNNY WORLD DOMINATION!!" Says while raising fist.
"POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!" Says while raising fist.
"My monkey laid an egg." Usually said to make sure people are listening to me, or catch their attention so I can say something, or weird them out.
"Go lay an egg with your monkey!"
"Ummmmmmm..."
"Were you in the boat when the boat tipped ova?" with a British accent.
"Haha, lol."
"I like pancakes."
"You make bunny cwy!" Says in baby voice.
"OMGoodness!"
"Hakuna matata!"
"Darling, it's better down where it's wetter! Take it from meeeeeee!!" (from Under the Sea)
Funny things my friends have said:
"YOU ATE MY TACO!!" **RAISES FIST** -- Izzle/Fruitloop
(In a message)
"Ugh!U r like sooooo mean!!!!!On ur about me section it says ur friends that live in Alabama and u don`t say anything about me being ur friend!!!!!U u u u u uhhhhh uhhhh meanie uhhhhhh emie!!!Yeah that kinda makes sense.........welll kinda.Well I am gonna go 2 bed MAD MAD MAD MAD!!!!!!Now u better feel sorry 4 me or else.............................When u go 2 sleep I will be there.When u r alone I will be there.When u eat bannanas....................I will bve there.When u go 2 the bathroom to pee with a pink monkey............................................
.......................wat was i gonna say?Oh yeah!!!...........................................
..................................................
..................................................
..................................................
..................................................
..................................................
.......I ..............................................................................will..............................................
..................................be................................................
..................................................
...........there.............................................
.........Well,maybe not.
-Haley"
(In a message)
"Before I go I got to ask u somethin and also tell u not to do somethin.Do u eat bellybutton fuz?It tastes like lint.LOL!And don`t eat ur pennies 2 fast in Porto Rico this Sunday at 12:00!" -- Haley
"I tried swallowing my tongue the other day... It didn't work out too well... -- M&M
"I am not smart today..." -- Jelly!
(Reply to Mama's comment on Ashley's baked beans)
"Oh, yeah," JD says. Then he acts like he is opening a can with an electric can opener and making the noises perfectly.
"This piece is so tender. Do you want it, Mama?" -- JD. See, Mama always asks us if we want her meat because it's so tender.
(Writing a note to my friend)
Me: I got something to tell you.
Izzle/Fruitloop: No! Don't tell me! I don't wanna know! I don't wanna see your monkey! No, your REAL monkey!
(You would have to know our inside jokes and what the note said at the top)
"It's the house of DEATH!!" -- Kristen.
(If you knew her, you would think that was funny)
(IMing Paige)
Me: FOSHO
Paige: =)) (rolling on the floor)
Me: Thats my word
Paige: Mine's goodle
Me: Haha whats it mean?
Paige: I really don't know I just typed in google wrong
(IMing Haley)
Me: did you know that you can get jason aldeans wide open cd for 5$ started on black friday????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: hhhmmmmmmmmm
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: someone realy short and annoying wanted 1 of those
Me: I AM NOT A SHORTI
Haley: oh yes u r shorti!!
Me: I AM NOT
Me: I AM 5'10
Haley: yea right u r 3'2
Me: liar
(Me and her have an inside joke. She calls me shorti and I call her talli because I am freakishly tall and she is short lol)
Haley: "You have Jonathan, Timothy, and Zeb arms."
Me: "Huh?!"
Haley: "They're dark."
(The way she said it was funny)
"I got flipped off by a two-year old. In Wal-mart." -- Hunter
"It's like mozzarella!" -- Bryant
(Our teacher was talking about cells dividing or something. I wasn't paying attention lol.)
Tiph: You wrote The Ugly Duckling
JT: Yeah, but you inspired me.
"I have a phobia of choking on ham." -- Haley
"I have a phobia of things falling of the bed. I'm serious. Have you ever noticed that I ALWAYS put everything right in the middle of the bed? Especially breakable things. I always put towels or blankets around them." -- Hannah
"WHICH ONE OF YOU FAT HEIFERS FROM SGA ATE A DOUGHNUT IN MY DESK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! A POWDERED DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- James
"This is an A and B conversation. No hoes allowed." -- James
"If you didn't have those glasses on... SON! I would throw this ball at you and you would forever have an American flag imprinted on your face. And when people commented on your patriotism, you'd say, 'No, just don't mess with my brother.' " -- JD
"I'm glad your daddy didn't come with us. He'd cry." -- Dennis
Me: Jeremy's in there talking to Sherri.
Everybody laughs.
Randy: Drinking coffee, right?
Me: Yep.
Randy: I hope he has a seizure.
Darwin: What's wrong with you?
Me: I'm sick. With asthma.
Darwin: Yeah, Emily, quit trying to be like you're brother.
JD: That's right.
(Randy, commenting on my status and talking about all this dadgum rain)
Randy: Yeah, Emily, they don't do too well under water.
Me: Lol
Me: You better tie up your mule, Randy.
Randy: Can't. He done floated off again, lol
(Throwing a snowman in the house so nothing will break)
Jimmy: No, I'm just playin'. You're Brodie Croyle.
Me: Yeah, the one who always gets unjured.
Jimmy: No, I mean your throwing. **laughs**
Ashley (my sister, Ashley P.): No, she's probably tougher than he was.
JD: Ashley (my brother's ex, Ashley W.) slammed my door one time when we were leaving somewhere... I don't remember where. Anyway, she slammed the door, and I started hollerin' at her. And she went, 'Well, you do it all the time. You kick it,' and I said, 'Yeah, but it's mine to kick if I want to. I can do anything I want to, but you better not do it. Then I made her get out.
Mama: You made her get out?
JD: Yep. Left her right there in the parking and went home.
(Talking about this man Ashley knows and what he did when his wife divorced him and was granted 10,000 bucks)
"He took Austin and they went to a bunch of banks everywhere across the state and other ones. He got 10,000 dollars in one dollar bills. Then they came back home, and he put all the money in the garage and opened the door. They made a sign that said, 'To the gold-digger whore' and put it up for everybody to see." -- Ashley W.
Greatest People in the World =D: (In no particular order)
Mama
Ashley
JD
Haley
Emily
Izzle
Danni
James (♥♥♥♥)
Dustin
Boshell
Sarah (aka ladybugval19)
KittyCutie
McGinty
Boys Rock
Hannah
Matt
Laura
Paige
Hunter
♥♥♥♥JASON ALDEAN♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leigh
Jeff aka "Fro"
Mamaw
John aka "Jelly" (I'm Peanut Butter =D)
Greatest People/Spirits in Heaven:
GOD/JESUS/HOLY GHOST
Aunt Charlotte
Mawmaw
Granddaddy
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
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- Mud on the Tires =], AL, USA
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