I love dogs, johnny depp, cheese cake,the colour orange, jaden smith,duct tape, subway,curly stargate universe, hippopotamuses, chocolate cake mix, frogs, my friendys, my mommey(hehe), greyson chance, soccar, party poppers, the sound of music(the movie), the names Alfrid and george, doodling, harry poter, bright green, chocolate,blond hair and a LOT more!!!!!!
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Hmmmm... I'll try..............)
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On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Really??? You mean it's free?)
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On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What would you say is normal?)
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On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Well, I think I'll eat mine frozen.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Ooops)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? You must be kidding...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But it saves so much time!)
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On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(You hear that kids? No driving!)
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On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Isn't that the general idea?)
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On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(better keep that in mind when fixing dinner!)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
.............. yeh bye
We are given two eyes to see, Two ears to hear, Two feet to walk, And two hands to hold. But why only one heart? The other is in someone else for us!♥
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Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this on your profile.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY¨!!!!
READ IT AND post IT 2 YOUR BEST FRIENDS.....
i knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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