Caitlin H ~ I'm trying to be on more, but if you don't see me, I'm just busy, KK's?? XDXD ♥ ♥

The only reason you are looking is because you are a stalker.
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?

HEY!!!!!!! I m someone with a face, and I live somewhere on the world.. KK, I ll make this short... I LOVE to... more »

The only reason you are looking is because you are a stalker.
Your about to get arrested*
Cop: Your in a lot of trouble!
You: wait. wait! WAIT.
Cop: WHAT!?
You: Can I update my status to chilling in jail?

HEY!!!!!!! I m someone with a face, and I live somewhere on the world.. KK, I ll make this short... I LOVE to read, want to know different books, so tell me all of them!!!!!! Just have to say, I LOVE INU-YASHA!!!!!! XD Here are some cool tings I found, so thank you to the peeps that I copied them from...

Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears.

Spell your First name: Caitlin
Spell it backwards: niltiaC
Spell it with your elbow: caitlin
Spell it with your eyes shut: Caitlin
Spell it with your Nose: caitlin
Spell it with your chin: cziktgl.knm
Spell it with your forehead: fdew8956po89hj

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your butts off.
80% of girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump of a building. Post this onto your profile if your part of the 20% who'd be at the bottom eating popcorn and chanting JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! or who wouldn't care AT ALL
65% of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35% who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it s not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasnt working but he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

White man once said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I m sick I m BLACK, When I go in the sun I m BLACK, When I m cold I m BLACK, When I die I ll be BLACK, But you sir. When you re born you re PINK, When you grow up you re WHITE, When you re sick you re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE, And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

I want a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot,
who calls me back when I hang up on him.
The boy who kisses my forehead.
Who wants to show me off to the world,
who holds my hand in front of his friends,
who thinks I m just as pretty without makeup on.
The one who is constantly reminding me
of how much he cares about me,
and how lucky he is to have me.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack them on the head.

-A good friend comforts you when you get rejected, a BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
-Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.
-When life gives you lemons, make it into grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said, "You are not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I d die...

S.C.H.O.O.L:
Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be weird.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE WHO I AM so I MUST be shallow and conceded
I DONT WEAR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES so I MUST be poor (Kind-of true..)
I am WHO I AM so I MUST be a freak
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!

25 reasons I owe my mother::
1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week)
4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why)
5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)
7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone)
12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19) My mother taught me about Esp. (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21) My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)
22) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
23) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
24) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you'll understand)
25) And my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you) « less