hey! werent you the person who ate my taco
* I once was spazzing out about not seeing Up in a looooooong time... then I fell. backwards. in school. don't worry the class hadn't started yet!!
* When I went bowling with my soccer team.. I swear I talked more than anyone in there.
*My teacher: "Hahahahaha your jaw totally dropped! Me: "EW! That's gross!!! Oh wait..." (I thought... more »
* When I went bowling with my soccer team.. I swear I talked more than anyone in there.
*My teacher: "Hahahahaha your jaw totally dropped! Me: "EW! That's gross!!! Oh wait..." (I thought... more »
* I once was spazzing out about not seeing Up in a looooooong time... then I fell. backwards. in school. don't worry the class hadn't started yet!!
* When I went bowling with my soccer team.. I swear I talked more than anyone in there.
*My teacher: "Hahahahaha your jaw totally dropped! Me: "EW! That's gross!!! Oh wait..." (I thought someone's jaw had actually dropped onto the floor... i'm just that smart of a person.)
* I once tripped UP the stairs four times in a weekend..
* I don't know why, but whenever I go to soccer practice I spaz out a lot............ even if i had not had any sugar ALL DAY.
* Here is a little note: If you have a frozen vitamin water, DON'T throw it on concrete to try to break it....*I started cracking up when I was in Spanish class and I said "compooterdora." im just cool!!!* I'm usually calm when I first get to know a person.... but then............... i kinda LET IT ALL LOOSE!!!!!! hehehehehe*I was once texting my friend... and when the phone vibrated I spazzed out and threw it across the room................. it broke. BUT I GOT A NEW ONE!!! and it's pretty(:
Right now, I will warn you right away; I AM NOT NORMAL!!!! Anyone who accuses me of being normal is a crazy psychopath and should be locked up in an insane asylum IMMEDIATELY!! :P ALSO, I am glad that I am not normal, because NORMAL IS BORING! People say "I wish I was normal," but that is a mistake. They should accept themselves for who they are instead of someone they're not. Plus, normal bores me. It seems dull and uneventful. I prefer to be spontaneous and crazy, as I'm sure some will agree. AM I RIGHT? AMI RIGHT?! YEAH IM RIGHT!!! :D
Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :
White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: ''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK' ''When I grew up I was BLACK,'' ''When im sick i'm BLACK'', ''When i go in the sun im BLACK'', ''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'', ''When I die i'll be BLACK'', ''But you sir.'' ''When you're born you're PINK'', ''When you grow up you're WHITE'', ''When you're sick you're GREEN'', ''When you go in the sun you turn RED'', ''When you're cold you turn BLUE'', ''And when you die you turn PURPLE'', ''And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!
Occupation: Currently the Captain of the Cool Kids, and King of Nowhere
Things I like to do: SKATEBOARDING, Jammin' out with my guitar, playin' football, eating, living, sleeping, hanging out with friends, and just chillin'
Current Mood: Bored...like those three dots that came after the word "BORED".
Favorite Color: Probably red, but I like neon colors ALOT.
Favs kind of music: Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop, Rock, k
Favorite Food: Ummm, errr...COOKIES!!!! XD
Favorite Word: Awesome
Ethnicity15%french,40%italian,40%irish and 5% canadian
Rolemodel: Besides Jesus...Rocky, Rocky Balboa...
Relationship:single
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tryed slamming a revolving door
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Do it today it might be illegal tomorow
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
Sometimes i pretent to be normal but it gets boring so i go back to being me
To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid
My future is so bright i need shades
(one of my favorites) I'm not as random as you think i SALAD!!!
Some people are like slinkies. They dont have a purpose but they bring a smile to your face when you see them going down the stairs
I can only please one person a day, today isnt your day, Tomarow dosnt look good either
Ooooo!! Drama!!! Lets get popcorn!!!
He is 90% of the reason i get up in the morning the other 10% is i have to pee
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
Its a beutiful day!!! No watch some idiot screw it up
(one of my favorites) I dream of a better tomorow! Where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned!!!
If a turtle loses his shel is he naked or homless?
I'm the kind of person who will spend hours trying to dround a fish
Everything is either illegal tattening or bad!!!
Some people blame our genoration, but have they every stoped to think who raised us!
Shush up voices!! or i will poke you with a Q-tip again!!
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary freinds
YOu are now aware that you cant say Irish Wristwatch!
Notice: Thank you for noticing this new notice YOur noticing as been noteced and will be reported to the authorities
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
latte is atalian for "you just paid to much for that coffe"
The police never think its as funny as you do
I like poetry and long walkes on the beach. Oh and poking dead things with a stick
(one of my favorites) If at first you dont succeed skydiving is not for you
Nobody is ugly after 2 am
THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED!!!!
I used to be indecisive now i am not sure (indecisive means you cant decide)
I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR PORK CHOPS!!!
If a man speaks in the middle of the forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Working hard or hardly working?
We are adults? When did this happen? How do we make it stop?
Rock is dead long live paper and scissors
So stick that straw in your juice box and SUCK IT!!!
I refuse to do anything productive today!!! Mission accoplished!
It is lonely at the top but you eat better
Be alert the world needs more lerts
what do i do when i see someone extremly beutiful? I stare i smile and when i get tired, i put the mirror down
The more you learn the more you know the more you know the more you forget the more you forget the less you know so why learn?
Bad Spellers of the world UNTIE!!!!
Me? Fall inglesh? unposile!!!
I am a bomb technitian! if you see me running try to keap up
When nothing goes right, go left
I did not hit you i simply high fived your face!!! « less
* When I went bowling with my soccer team.. I swear I talked more than anyone in there.
*My teacher: "Hahahahaha your jaw totally dropped! Me: "EW! That's gross!!! Oh wait..." (I thought someone's jaw had actually dropped onto the floor... i'm just that smart of a person.)
* I once tripped UP the stairs four times in a weekend..
* I don't know why, but whenever I go to soccer practice I spaz out a lot............ even if i had not had any sugar ALL DAY.
* Here is a little note: If you have a frozen vitamin water, DON'T throw it on concrete to try to break it....*I started cracking up when I was in Spanish class and I said "compooterdora." im just cool!!!* I'm usually calm when I first get to know a person.... but then............... i kinda LET IT ALL LOOSE!!!!!! hehehehehe*I was once texting my friend... and when the phone vibrated I spazzed out and threw it across the room................. it broke. BUT I GOT A NEW ONE!!! and it's pretty(:
Right now, I will warn you right away; I AM NOT NORMAL!!!! Anyone who accuses me of being normal is a crazy psychopath and should be locked up in an insane asylum IMMEDIATELY!! :P ALSO, I am glad that I am not normal, because NORMAL IS BORING! People say "I wish I was normal," but that is a mistake. They should accept themselves for who they are instead of someone they're not. Plus, normal bores me. It seems dull and uneventful. I prefer to be spontaneous and crazy, as I'm sure some will agree. AM I RIGHT? AMI RIGHT?! YEAH IM RIGHT!!! :D
Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :
White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: ''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK' ''When I grew up I was BLACK,'' ''When im sick i'm BLACK'', ''When i go in the sun im BLACK'', ''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'', ''When I die i'll be BLACK'', ''But you sir.'' ''When you're born you're PINK'', ''When you grow up you're WHITE'', ''When you're sick you're GREEN'', ''When you go in the sun you turn RED'', ''When you're cold you turn BLUE'', ''And when you die you turn PURPLE'', ''And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!
Occupation: Currently the Captain of the Cool Kids, and King of Nowhere
Things I like to do: SKATEBOARDING, Jammin' out with my guitar, playin' football, eating, living, sleeping, hanging out with friends, and just chillin'
Current Mood: Bored...like those three dots that came after the word "BORED".
Favorite Color: Probably red, but I like neon colors ALOT.
Favs kind of music: Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop, Rock, k
Favorite Food: Ummm, errr...COOKIES!!!! XD
Favorite Word: Awesome
Ethnicity15%french,40%italian,40%irish and 5% canadian
Rolemodel: Besides Jesus...Rocky, Rocky Balboa...
Relationship:single
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tryed slamming a revolving door
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Do it today it might be illegal tomorow
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
Sometimes i pretent to be normal but it gets boring so i go back to being me
To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid
My future is so bright i need shades
(one of my favorites) I'm not as random as you think i SALAD!!!
Some people are like slinkies. They dont have a purpose but they bring a smile to your face when you see them going down the stairs
I can only please one person a day, today isnt your day, Tomarow dosnt look good either
Ooooo!! Drama!!! Lets get popcorn!!!
He is 90% of the reason i get up in the morning the other 10% is i have to pee
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
Its a beutiful day!!! No watch some idiot screw it up
(one of my favorites) I dream of a better tomorow! Where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned!!!
If a turtle loses his shel is he naked or homless?
I'm the kind of person who will spend hours trying to dround a fish
Everything is either illegal tattening or bad!!!
Some people blame our genoration, but have they every stoped to think who raised us!
Shush up voices!! or i will poke you with a Q-tip again!!
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary freinds
YOu are now aware that you cant say Irish Wristwatch!
Notice: Thank you for noticing this new notice YOur noticing as been noteced and will be reported to the authorities
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
latte is atalian for "you just paid to much for that coffe"
The police never think its as funny as you do
I like poetry and long walkes on the beach. Oh and poking dead things with a stick
(one of my favorites) If at first you dont succeed skydiving is not for you
Nobody is ugly after 2 am
THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED!!!!
I used to be indecisive now i am not sure (indecisive means you cant decide)
I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR PORK CHOPS!!!
If a man speaks in the middle of the forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Working hard or hardly working?
We are adults? When did this happen? How do we make it stop?
Rock is dead long live paper and scissors
So stick that straw in your juice box and SUCK IT!!!
I refuse to do anything productive today!!! Mission accoplished!
It is lonely at the top but you eat better
Be alert the world needs more lerts
what do i do when i see someone extremly beutiful? I stare i smile and when i get tired, i put the mirror down
The more you learn the more you know the more you know the more you forget the more you forget the less you know so why learn?
Bad Spellers of the world UNTIE!!!!
Me? Fall inglesh? unposile!!!
I am a bomb technitian! if you see me running try to keap up
When nothing goes right, go left
I did not hit you i simply high fived your face!!! « less
- joe moma lane, 24
- member since January 6, 2011
