Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
I love a Hairy Fairy
I nuzzle him all over
with my Leprechaun beard,
and faint in his armpits,
and in his legpit I swoon
then frolic in the moon
light and we both drink champagne
'cos we both are hairy men.
Once upon a time
A horse stopped on a cheese sandwich,
Someone sound the chime
Ahoy! Ahoy!
The rainmaker calls,
I can taste the light!
Sweet Gary Coleman above,
Fall upon us like washing machines.
Lament! Lament!
Once a hero,
Now a zero,
Praise the day!
All night with my Kai Kai
All night with my Kai and I mean this
I ran my hands down his chest
All the way down to his...
Man! This cryo-chamber is cold!
All week with my Kai Kai
Embracing his frozen mass
I love his pale smooth skin
And his cute, tight little...
Oh cwap! My tounge iv spuck po hiv meck!
(rrrrrrip) OOOOOWWWWW!!!
All month with my Kai Kai
His body I wish to lick
I'd start with his luscious mouth
And work my way down to his...
Damn! It's FREEZING in here!
All year with my Kai Kai...
Aw Hell! I'm going to bed!
Smeet the smite
Gravel feet
Rhyming smeet
Sweet smeet meet
Sorrow hollow smeet
Hollow smeet street
Why don't I just die
Smeetly die
die
die
Circulation. And long long
Mind every
Interest Some how mind and every long
Coffin about little little
Money especially
I shore, having money about especially little
Cato a little little
Me extreme
I sail have me an extreme little
Cherish and left, left,
Myself extremest
It see hypos myself and extremest left,
City a land. Land.
Mouth; east,
Is spleen, hand mouth; an east, land.
"Fire, fire!"
Yelled Jeremiah.
"Help us all!"
Screamed out Paul.
"It's coming nears!"
Shouted Peirce.
"And all because I burnt my bread!"
Lamented Fred.
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