I'm 22 years old. I always prefer the books that I read to have happy endings. And I generally gravitate towards hilariously funny, laugh-out-loud books that involve romance.
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90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10% yelling JUMP!!!
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
98% of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2% that can't, post this in your profile.
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
The Stupidest Things On Products
Yes, these are real labels.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)
On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aww, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
Friends or Best Friends?
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying man we really messed up
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbo?"
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, (Place Name Here), RUN!"
FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you have ever run into a door...copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before...copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards...copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it...copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet...copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else...copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it...copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair...copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree...copy this and put it in your profile.
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