Meghan Crepsley (I has a new haircut! Yay!)
Current Song: "Lacrymosa" -Evanescence
I'm a Leo. I happen to like long walks on the beach, the smell of the air right before it rains, and listening to smooth jazz.
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PSSH, YEA!!!! That SOOOO isn't me. Well, except for the Leo part. I'm a HUGE geek, video games and reading are passions! I happen to LOVE to draw! I even have a... more »
I'm a Leo. I happen to like long walks on the beach, the smell of the air right before it rains, and listening to smooth jazz.
...
PSSH, YEA!!!! That SOOOO isn't me. Well, except for the Leo part. I'm a HUGE geek, video games and reading are passions! I happen to LOVE to draw! I even have a... more »
Current Song: "Lacrymosa" -Evanescence
I'm a Leo. I happen to like long walks on the beach, the smell of the air right before it rains, and listening to smooth jazz.
...
PSSH, YEA!!!! That SOOOO isn't me. Well, except for the Leo part. I'm a HUGE geek, video games and reading are passions! I happen to LOVE to draw! I even have a DeviantArt. Check it: http://meghancrepsley13.deviantart.com/. I'm obsessed with Avatar, Cirque du Freak, and The Mortal Instruments series (meh lurves me some Jace). I LOVE metal or anything rock-esque!! My ears literally WILL start bleeding if you make me listen to pop. I happen to think that Twilight is made of epic fail, and they have poor excuses of vampires. I'm semi-Goth, but I'm not totally depressing. I'm acutally quite happy and funny most of the time. Hence the MOST in that sentence. :)
♫Some of my favorite bands♫
Three Days Grace
All Time Low
Red
Anarbor
Rage Against the Machine
Jet
Disturbed
Skillet
Paparoach
Saving Abel
Flyleaf
Ludo
Paramore
Avenged Sevenfold
Boys Like Girls
Pillar
Bowling for Soup
Smashmouth
Filter
Thousand Foot Krutch
Third Eye Blind
Submersed
Bullet for my Valentine
Buckcherry
Sum 41
Blink 182
12 Stones
FM Static
Limp Bizkit
Panic! At The Disco
Barlow Girl
Good Charlotte
A Fine Frenzy
Course of Nature
POD
Framing Hanley
The Used
Fuel
Switchfoot
Puddle of Mudd
Everlife
Sublime
Staind
Superchick
My Chemical Romance
Blue October
Hoobastank
The Fray
Rise Against
Linkin Park
Nickelback
The Spill Canvas
Motion City Soundrack
Say Anything
A.F.I
Seether
Hinder
Saliva
Shinedown
The Offspring
Greenday
Lifehouse
Trapt
Secondhand Serenade
Three Doors Down
Apocalyptica
All-American Rejects
Mayday Parade
Flobots
Senses Fail
Breaking Benjamin
Evanescence
Sick Puppies
White Stripes
Escape the Fate
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Some quotes...
"Wake me up after the Apocalypse happens... so I know I'm not forgotten." -Me
"Every rose has its thorn... but some don't even have petals." -Me
"Don't look now, but I think a shadow is following you." -Me
"I see myself as a crudely drawn cartoon." -Me
"Dystopia? Been there. VERY unimpressed." -Me
"I'm totally instruMENTAL." -Me
"I hate my books how I hate my eggs. SPOILED." -Me
Trystyn: But cockroaches are gross! Do you know where they've BEEN?!
Me: Yea, and they can FLY!
*bursts out into hysterical laughter*
"The world was created to piss someone like me off." -Me
"Live. Laugh. Ship Zutara." -Me
"Not even the coldest of ice can freeze those born from fire." -Me
"I smile and laugh and play along with your game I have no chance of winning, but shall never forfeit..." -Me
"Dance when no one's watching, sing when no one's listening, put them together and rock some socks, kid..." -Me
"Behind every book... there's a story..." -Me
"Read for spare time, love the rest..." -Trystyn
"Sarcasm is my native tongue..." -Me
"Take what life throws at you. It doesn't matter if what it throws hits you smack in the face!" -Me
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over."
"A good friend helps you up when fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."
"Wait... my brain is working."
"Me? Sarcastic? Noo..."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" -Dr. Suess
"Do I look like a man with a plan?" -The Joker
"Why so serious?" -The Joker
"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All you need is a little push!" -The Joker
"Why am I so bad at being good?!" -Zuko
"Isn't obvious yet? I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!" -Azula
"You're a little light on your feet. What's your fighting name, 'The Fancy Dancer'?" -Toph
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place." -Mai
"First, Avatar, what do you think of my new outfit? I want your honest opinion." -Bumi
"Long Feng: You've beaten me at my own game
Azula: Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player."
"Alright hair, it's time for you to face your doom." -Azula
"You're right, I do have the power. I have all the power in the world!" -Fire Lord Ozai
"Meet me at the Agni Kai. I just got some more marshmellows."
"Sounds like the firebending's back on!" -Azula
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the Spirit World?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not!
"Food. Eats. People!" -Sokka
"Some friendships are so strong, they can even transend through lifetimes." -Avatar Roku
"You really need to stop trying to be my friend or I'm going to kill you." -Sylar
"I don't care what everyone says about you Zuko, you're pretty smart!" -Aang
"Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" -Sokka
Sokka: Hey, Aang you want to test out my messenger hawk with me? I've got an idea.
Aang: Sure.
Sokka: I'm gonna send a note to Katara and say it was from Toph, who wants to apologize.
Aang: I gotta say, Sokka, you continue to impress me with your ideas.
Sokka: Eh, it's a gift. *writes note and dictates:* Dear Katara, sorry for everything, your friend, Toph
*gives note to Hawky and Hawky flies over to Katara. Katara reads the note*
Katara: I KNOW this is from you, Sokka! Toph CAN'T WRITE! Ugh, you're driving me crazy!
Aang: I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write
Sokka: Yep, we're idiots
Aang: I guess plan B is we send a note to Toph and say it's from Katara
Sokka: I think we're going to run into a similar problem.
"My caffiene system has too much blood in it."
"I do one DreamWorks movie a year, take all the money from that to the Oscars and bet it all on Pixar." -Jack Black
"Me? I'm an Australian who played an Australian in a movie called Australia." -Hugh Jackman
"Somewhere in New Orleans this blood is real."
"I'm not a mass murderer, I'm a writer!" -Fenoglio
“I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
“Help abolish and stamp out redundancy!”
“I didn’t do it. You can’t prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!”
“It’s not exactly rocket surgery.”
“My personal space is four feet. Consider yourself warned.”
“Last night I was wondering where the sun had gone. This morning it dawned on me!”
“People who think they know everything annoys those who do.”
“I’ll try to be nicer if you’ll try to be smarter.”
“I’m not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“Normal people scare me.”
Striker: Just think how you'll be serving your country, Logan!
Logan: I'm Canadian.
Logan: *about to jump out plane driven by Gambit* Would it make you feel any better that this is going to hurt me a lot?
Gambit: Yea, a little.
"Miss me?" -Remy 'Gambit' LeBeau
"If anyone is going to kill you, it's going to be me." -Victor Creed
Striker: And we have your dog tags
Logan: I want new ones
Striker: What do you want them to say?
Logan: Wolverine
Striker: So how did today's execution go today?
Logan: It tickled.
Victor Creed: How exactly do you plan on killing me?
Logan: I'm gonna cut your damn head off, see if that works.
Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?
Gambit: Does he owe you money?
Logan: No
Gambit: Then Remy LeBeau I am!
Priest: I should give you a week in hell for that!
Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve.
Frankenstein: Let me go!
Carl: Where would you go? I don't know if you've noticed lately, but you kinda stick out in a crowd.
"Who's hunting whom?" -Van Helsing
Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now, so we have forty-eight hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: My, god, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: *annoyed* Thank you. -_-
Carl: Sorry
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the time of our choosing." -Optimus Prime
"This place is a freakin' house of horrors!" -Wheelie
Mudflap: Green is mine! I call green!
Skids: (throws Mudflap out of the way) I got the green!
Mudflap: That hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kickin'.
"Anyone who thinks 'the customer is always right' never worked a tech support."
"WANTED: Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in word domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist phsychopath for no pay. Messy death inevitble but costumes with lazer death rays provided. No weirdos. Call 1-900-MWHA-HAHA."
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Poems by moi:
The Little Mermaid:
Gasping for air
Longing to flee
What wonders
Are to behold
From the world above
One taste
A handsome prince
In a trance
By the voice
She is the mermaid
A misunderstood teenager
The water becomes thicker
Swimming through the sea
That is her mind
Doubt and dissapointment
Glaring down on her
Her fate lies
In the hands of a cruel witch
Gee, what a choice
Things we do for love
Cut out her tongue?!
Blood spills through the water
A new life
But no way to speak up
She finds him
She runs to him
I love you!
He turns away
I saved your life!
Where's he going?!
Not her!
He kisses her hand
No! It was ME!
She pleas for attention
Her begs turn to whispers on the sand
Fed to the gulls
The third day passes
The blushing bride walks down the aisle
But where is the mermaid?
Floating away
From the bonds of love
I am the mermaid
A misunderstood teenager
Becoming one with the crashing waves
Not able
To speak for myself
Rejected
And betrayed
No thanks
For doing something good
Easily tricked
By greedy crones
Just a bystander
Watching the world below
Swirl to the deep end
Left for the sharks' snack
I am the mermaid
And that is how I will stay
My prince never to come
How to realize you have NO LIFE at all:
My hands
Holding the fate of a world
Disguised by buttons and knobs
Feeling the console
Hum to life
Loading the memory
Of a previous accomplishment
Determination
Hope
Adrenaline coursing through my veins
Heart pounding
Unlocking new experiences
Taking down enemies
Saving people
And all
With one
Simple
Game
Red:
A good life
Future ahead
Great friends
Cough
What?
That?
Just some nasal drip
Cough
Cough
I'm fine!
Really!
Our Goddess is watching over me!
Cough
Cough
Cough
That taste...
In the back of my mouth...
Is that BLOOD?!
No!
Cough
COUGH!
Darkness overpowering
Body growing numb
Tear-stained faces
I'll be fine...
Cough!
I'll just be...
Gurgle!
Sleeping...
One
Last
Gasp
Wait...
This isn't right
I don't see
My Goddess's welcoming arms
Dreams
Terrible images
Days pass
Becoming restless
I soon awake
Not the same
A new thirst
A new purpose
Soul black as night
Yet all
I
See
Is
Red
Here Lies Meghan:
Here I lie
Here I rot
Do not try
To solve this plot
I wrote it in a special way
My death will remain unsolved
They tried to keep my death at bay
But the Reaper had already called
Do not mourn, do not grieve
For I lived a happy life
I'm just on a permenant leave
But I'm sad that I never learned how to drive
My Cats (Sherlock and Baby):
Sleek feline
Stalking my feet
Wild
Wonderful
Whiskers
Black & white
Beautiful
Curious fat cat
Cunning old companion
Live
Leap
Your hiss like home
Nature:
The trees whisper to me
Things they've seen
Creatures they've sheltered
Mourning for falling friends
Taken by greedy axe murderers
Their roots spread
Like rumors underground
Leaving the moles and rabbits to gossip
Providing air
Shelter
Shade
Yet bothersome for tamed waters
The trees have told their story
Shadows:
They watch you sleep at night
Waiting for you to wake
Hoping that your final sleep will come
They prance around your feet
Chanting, trip, slip, limp
Trip, slip, limp!
They are the little creatures
That move your hand
When applying eyeliner
Or painting a masterpiece
They buzz around your ears
Telling you the promise
Of leaving forever
They are the Shadows
And they are out there
Waiting for the day you go away
For all eternity
Epilogue...?:
Here I sit, here I write
To warn you: I'm not the same after I died
A macabre subject, yes I know
But I saw you mourn and you can't seem to let go
You just need to know that I'm fine and well
And surprisingly didn't go to hell
So next time you feell those sorrowful pains
Keep in mind I'm still here,
I just have fangs
Limerick:
Meghan was an odd little girl
She always chose chokers over pearls
Call her a freak
Call her unique
But she'll still be mad at the world
Tree:
Roots reaching through my veins
Providing for me
What I cannot yet have
Or retain
Soft breathing
Dripping
Waking me for emergencies
You do not sway in the wind
But you do roll where I need you
Tree
Cut down when it is time to go home
(This one has a secret meaning, can you figure it out?)
(My sort of attempt at a song)
“A Sorcerer’s Lullaby”
I feel you on my neck when I’m awake
And you watching me while I’m asleep
There isn’t much more I can take
Please stay out of my dreams
Now
[Chorus]
I can’t take it
But just can’t seem to break it
I can’t run away
Under your spell
Dragging me to hell
Please let go of me
The beauty is long gone
The façade ruined
This plot lasts too long
And I’m trapped in this room
Now
[Chorus]
The last sleep
The last smile
The first dream
The millionth lie
I’m slipping
Slowly
Why must you
Do this
To me
[Chorus x2]
Let go of me
Let go of me
(Dragging me down)
Let go of me
I can’t breathe!
Never to be found
A few tidbits of Anti-Twilightness (a few of these I didn't make up)
When Nessie made friends with Anju Maaka, everything changed.
Raven Mockers killed all the Cullens.
Neferet has a tattoo on her back that says, ‘Carlisle was here’.
Jasper’s scars are there because he cuts himself.
I’m on Team Dracula.
While visiting Transylvania, they met Van Helsing. And Meghan laughed. Meghan laughed very hard.
Jacob: AKA Pedophile
Nessie killed all the Cullens and said Boogie made her do it.
Even though they can’t sleep, Maksim gave all the Cullens nightmares.
Dustfinger burned them all.
Farid burned them all.
Meggie and Mo read them all dead.
Zuko burned them all.
Warlic, Artix, Galanoth, and E killed all the Cullens.
Lestat killed all the Cullens by making their heads explode when he blared his music.
The Joker cut all the Cullens. Limb from limb.
Their brains rotted from reading fan fiction.
James, you are made of fail.
FOUR BOOKS! FOUR BOOKS PASSED AND BELLA’S STILL ALIVE!
The Cullens wear contacts.
Edward sparkles for a reason.
Even Koh wouldn’t take Jacob’s face.
They thought everything was fine, until Bella rejected the Change.
Zutara ninjas killed all the Cullens.
Nessie knew her family was lame once she saw Queen of the Damned.
List of Beastly Movies (made by my best friends and I):
Hotel Rwanda
The Dark Knight
Queen of the Damned
Van Helsing
Finding Nemo
Life is Beautiful (Italian movie, but AWESOME!)
Schindler's List
Tenacious D: In the Pick of Destiny
Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them)
Transformers
Phantom of the Opera
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marley & Me
The Little Mermaid
Sweeney Todd
Slumdog Millionaire
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (YESH!!!!!!!!)
Inkheart
Kung-Fu Panda
P.S. I Love You
The Breakfast Club
TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!
10 Things I Hate About You
Fired Up!
Push
The Green Mile (him be a ciwcus mouse!)
Where the Wild Things Are (I cried)
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
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I'm a Leo. I happen to like long walks on the beach, the smell of the air right before it rains, and listening to smooth jazz.
...
PSSH, YEA!!!! That SOOOO isn't me. Well, except for the Leo part. I'm a HUGE geek, video games and reading are passions! I happen to LOVE to draw! I even have a DeviantArt. Check it: http://meghancrepsley13.deviantart.com/. I'm obsessed with Avatar, Cirque du Freak, and The Mortal Instruments series (meh lurves me some Jace). I LOVE metal or anything rock-esque!! My ears literally WILL start bleeding if you make me listen to pop. I happen to think that Twilight is made of epic fail, and they have poor excuses of vampires. I'm semi-Goth, but I'm not totally depressing. I'm acutally quite happy and funny most of the time. Hence the MOST in that sentence. :)
♫Some of my favorite bands♫
Three Days Grace
All Time Low
Red
Anarbor
Rage Against the Machine
Jet
Disturbed
Skillet
Paparoach
Saving Abel
Flyleaf
Ludo
Paramore
Avenged Sevenfold
Boys Like Girls
Pillar
Bowling for Soup
Smashmouth
Filter
Thousand Foot Krutch
Third Eye Blind
Submersed
Bullet for my Valentine
Buckcherry
Sum 41
Blink 182
12 Stones
FM Static
Limp Bizkit
Panic! At The Disco
Barlow Girl
Good Charlotte
A Fine Frenzy
Course of Nature
POD
Framing Hanley
The Used
Fuel
Switchfoot
Puddle of Mudd
Everlife
Sublime
Staind
Superchick
My Chemical Romance
Blue October
Hoobastank
The Fray
Rise Against
Linkin Park
Nickelback
The Spill Canvas
Motion City Soundrack
Say Anything
A.F.I
Seether
Hinder
Saliva
Shinedown
The Offspring
Greenday
Lifehouse
Trapt
Secondhand Serenade
Three Doors Down
Apocalyptica
All-American Rejects
Mayday Parade
Flobots
Senses Fail
Breaking Benjamin
Evanescence
Sick Puppies
White Stripes
Escape the Fate
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Some quotes...
"Wake me up after the Apocalypse happens... so I know I'm not forgotten." -Me
"Every rose has its thorn... but some don't even have petals." -Me
"Don't look now, but I think a shadow is following you." -Me
"I see myself as a crudely drawn cartoon." -Me
"Dystopia? Been there. VERY unimpressed." -Me
"I'm totally instruMENTAL." -Me
"I hate my books how I hate my eggs. SPOILED." -Me
Trystyn: But cockroaches are gross! Do you know where they've BEEN?!
Me: Yea, and they can FLY!
*bursts out into hysterical laughter*
"The world was created to piss someone like me off." -Me
"Live. Laugh. Ship Zutara." -Me
"Not even the coldest of ice can freeze those born from fire." -Me
"I smile and laugh and play along with your game I have no chance of winning, but shall never forfeit..." -Me
"Dance when no one's watching, sing when no one's listening, put them together and rock some socks, kid..." -Me
"Behind every book... there's a story..." -Me
"Read for spare time, love the rest..." -Trystyn
"Sarcasm is my native tongue..." -Me
"Take what life throws at you. It doesn't matter if what it throws hits you smack in the face!" -Me
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over."
"A good friend helps you up when fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."
"Wait... my brain is working."
"Me? Sarcastic? Noo..."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" -Dr. Suess
"Do I look like a man with a plan?" -The Joker
"Why so serious?" -The Joker
"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All you need is a little push!" -The Joker
"Why am I so bad at being good?!" -Zuko
"Isn't obvious yet? I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!" -Azula
"You're a little light on your feet. What's your fighting name, 'The Fancy Dancer'?" -Toph
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place." -Mai
"First, Avatar, what do you think of my new outfit? I want your honest opinion." -Bumi
"Long Feng: You've beaten me at my own game
Azula: Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player."
"Alright hair, it's time for you to face your doom." -Azula
"You're right, I do have the power. I have all the power in the world!" -Fire Lord Ozai
"Meet me at the Agni Kai. I just got some more marshmellows."
"Sounds like the firebending's back on!" -Azula
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the Spirit World?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not!
"Food. Eats. People!" -Sokka
"Some friendships are so strong, they can even transend through lifetimes." -Avatar Roku
"You really need to stop trying to be my friend or I'm going to kill you." -Sylar
"I don't care what everyone says about you Zuko, you're pretty smart!" -Aang
"Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" -Sokka
Sokka: Hey, Aang you want to test out my messenger hawk with me? I've got an idea.
Aang: Sure.
Sokka: I'm gonna send a note to Katara and say it was from Toph, who wants to apologize.
Aang: I gotta say, Sokka, you continue to impress me with your ideas.
Sokka: Eh, it's a gift. *writes note and dictates:* Dear Katara, sorry for everything, your friend, Toph
*gives note to Hawky and Hawky flies over to Katara. Katara reads the note*
Katara: I KNOW this is from you, Sokka! Toph CAN'T WRITE! Ugh, you're driving me crazy!
Aang: I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write
Sokka: Yep, we're idiots
Aang: I guess plan B is we send a note to Toph and say it's from Katara
Sokka: I think we're going to run into a similar problem.
"My caffiene system has too much blood in it."
"I do one DreamWorks movie a year, take all the money from that to the Oscars and bet it all on Pixar." -Jack Black
"Me? I'm an Australian who played an Australian in a movie called Australia." -Hugh Jackman
"Somewhere in New Orleans this blood is real."
"I'm not a mass murderer, I'm a writer!" -Fenoglio
“I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
“Help abolish and stamp out redundancy!”
“I didn’t do it. You can’t prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!”
“It’s not exactly rocket surgery.”
“My personal space is four feet. Consider yourself warned.”
“Last night I was wondering where the sun had gone. This morning it dawned on me!”
“People who think they know everything annoys those who do.”
“I’ll try to be nicer if you’ll try to be smarter.”
“I’m not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“Normal people scare me.”
Striker: Just think how you'll be serving your country, Logan!
Logan: I'm Canadian.
Logan: *about to jump out plane driven by Gambit* Would it make you feel any better that this is going to hurt me a lot?
Gambit: Yea, a little.
"Miss me?" -Remy 'Gambit' LeBeau
"If anyone is going to kill you, it's going to be me." -Victor Creed
Striker: And we have your dog tags
Logan: I want new ones
Striker: What do you want them to say?
Logan: Wolverine
Striker: So how did today's execution go today?
Logan: It tickled.
Victor Creed: How exactly do you plan on killing me?
Logan: I'm gonna cut your damn head off, see if that works.
Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?
Gambit: Does he owe you money?
Logan: No
Gambit: Then Remy LeBeau I am!
Priest: I should give you a week in hell for that!
Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve.
Frankenstein: Let me go!
Carl: Where would you go? I don't know if you've noticed lately, but you kinda stick out in a crowd.
"Who's hunting whom?" -Van Helsing
Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now, so we have forty-eight hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: My, god, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: *annoyed* Thank you. -_-
Carl: Sorry
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the time of our choosing." -Optimus Prime
"This place is a freakin' house of horrors!" -Wheelie
Mudflap: Green is mine! I call green!
Skids: (throws Mudflap out of the way) I got the green!
Mudflap: That hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kickin'.
"Anyone who thinks 'the customer is always right' never worked a tech support."
"WANTED: Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in word domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist phsychopath for no pay. Messy death inevitble but costumes with lazer death rays provided. No weirdos. Call 1-900-MWHA-HAHA."
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Poems by moi:
The Little Mermaid:
Gasping for air
Longing to flee
What wonders
Are to behold
From the world above
One taste
A handsome prince
In a trance
By the voice
She is the mermaid
A misunderstood teenager
The water becomes thicker
Swimming through the sea
That is her mind
Doubt and dissapointment
Glaring down on her
Her fate lies
In the hands of a cruel witch
Gee, what a choice
Things we do for love
Cut out her tongue?!
Blood spills through the water
A new life
But no way to speak up
She finds him
She runs to him
I love you!
He turns away
I saved your life!
Where's he going?!
Not her!
He kisses her hand
No! It was ME!
She pleas for attention
Her begs turn to whispers on the sand
Fed to the gulls
The third day passes
The blushing bride walks down the aisle
But where is the mermaid?
Floating away
From the bonds of love
I am the mermaid
A misunderstood teenager
Becoming one with the crashing waves
Not able
To speak for myself
Rejected
And betrayed
No thanks
For doing something good
Easily tricked
By greedy crones
Just a bystander
Watching the world below
Swirl to the deep end
Left for the sharks' snack
I am the mermaid
And that is how I will stay
My prince never to come
How to realize you have NO LIFE at all:
My hands
Holding the fate of a world
Disguised by buttons and knobs
Feeling the console
Hum to life
Loading the memory
Of a previous accomplishment
Determination
Hope
Adrenaline coursing through my veins
Heart pounding
Unlocking new experiences
Taking down enemies
Saving people
And all
With one
Simple
Game
Red:
A good life
Future ahead
Great friends
Cough
What?
That?
Just some nasal drip
Cough
Cough
I'm fine!
Really!
Our Goddess is watching over me!
Cough
Cough
Cough
That taste...
In the back of my mouth...
Is that BLOOD?!
No!
Cough
COUGH!
Darkness overpowering
Body growing numb
Tear-stained faces
I'll be fine...
Cough!
I'll just be...
Gurgle!
Sleeping...
One
Last
Gasp
Wait...
This isn't right
I don't see
My Goddess's welcoming arms
Dreams
Terrible images
Days pass
Becoming restless
I soon awake
Not the same
A new thirst
A new purpose
Soul black as night
Yet all
I
See
Is
Red
Here Lies Meghan:
Here I lie
Here I rot
Do not try
To solve this plot
I wrote it in a special way
My death will remain unsolved
They tried to keep my death at bay
But the Reaper had already called
Do not mourn, do not grieve
For I lived a happy life
I'm just on a permenant leave
But I'm sad that I never learned how to drive
My Cats (Sherlock and Baby):
Sleek feline
Stalking my feet
Wild
Wonderful
Whiskers
Black & white
Beautiful
Curious fat cat
Cunning old companion
Live
Leap
Your hiss like home
Nature:
The trees whisper to me
Things they've seen
Creatures they've sheltered
Mourning for falling friends
Taken by greedy axe murderers
Their roots spread
Like rumors underground
Leaving the moles and rabbits to gossip
Providing air
Shelter
Shade
Yet bothersome for tamed waters
The trees have told their story
Shadows:
They watch you sleep at night
Waiting for you to wake
Hoping that your final sleep will come
They prance around your feet
Chanting, trip, slip, limp
Trip, slip, limp!
They are the little creatures
That move your hand
When applying eyeliner
Or painting a masterpiece
They buzz around your ears
Telling you the promise
Of leaving forever
They are the Shadows
And they are out there
Waiting for the day you go away
For all eternity
Epilogue...?:
Here I sit, here I write
To warn you: I'm not the same after I died
A macabre subject, yes I know
But I saw you mourn and you can't seem to let go
You just need to know that I'm fine and well
And surprisingly didn't go to hell
So next time you feell those sorrowful pains
Keep in mind I'm still here,
I just have fangs
Limerick:
Meghan was an odd little girl
She always chose chokers over pearls
Call her a freak
Call her unique
But she'll still be mad at the world
Tree:
Roots reaching through my veins
Providing for me
What I cannot yet have
Or retain
Soft breathing
Dripping
Waking me for emergencies
You do not sway in the wind
But you do roll where I need you
Tree
Cut down when it is time to go home
(This one has a secret meaning, can you figure it out?)
(My sort of attempt at a song)
“A Sorcerer’s Lullaby”
I feel you on my neck when I’m awake
And you watching me while I’m asleep
There isn’t much more I can take
Please stay out of my dreams
Now
[Chorus]
I can’t take it
But just can’t seem to break it
I can’t run away
Under your spell
Dragging me to hell
Please let go of me
The beauty is long gone
The façade ruined
This plot lasts too long
And I’m trapped in this room
Now
[Chorus]
The last sleep
The last smile
The first dream
The millionth lie
I’m slipping
Slowly
Why must you
Do this
To me
[Chorus x2]
Let go of me
Let go of me
(Dragging me down)
Let go of me
I can’t breathe!
Never to be found
A few tidbits of Anti-Twilightness (a few of these I didn't make up)
When Nessie made friends with Anju Maaka, everything changed.
Raven Mockers killed all the Cullens.
Neferet has a tattoo on her back that says, ‘Carlisle was here’.
Jasper’s scars are there because he cuts himself.
I’m on Team Dracula.
While visiting Transylvania, they met Van Helsing. And Meghan laughed. Meghan laughed very hard.
Jacob: AKA Pedophile
Nessie killed all the Cullens and said Boogie made her do it.
Even though they can’t sleep, Maksim gave all the Cullens nightmares.
Dustfinger burned them all.
Farid burned them all.
Meggie and Mo read them all dead.
Zuko burned them all.
Warlic, Artix, Galanoth, and E killed all the Cullens.
Lestat killed all the Cullens by making their heads explode when he blared his music.
The Joker cut all the Cullens. Limb from limb.
Their brains rotted from reading fan fiction.
James, you are made of fail.
FOUR BOOKS! FOUR BOOKS PASSED AND BELLA’S STILL ALIVE!
The Cullens wear contacts.
Edward sparkles for a reason.
Even Koh wouldn’t take Jacob’s face.
They thought everything was fine, until Bella rejected the Change.
Zutara ninjas killed all the Cullens.
Nessie knew her family was lame once she saw Queen of the Damned.
List of Beastly Movies (made by my best friends and I):
Hotel Rwanda
The Dark Knight
Queen of the Damned
Van Helsing
Finding Nemo
Life is Beautiful (Italian movie, but AWESOME!)
Schindler's List
Tenacious D: In the Pick of Destiny
Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them)
Transformers
Phantom of the Opera
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marley & Me
The Little Mermaid
Sweeney Todd
Slumdog Millionaire
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (YESH!!!!!!!!)
Inkheart
Kung-Fu Panda
P.S. I Love You
The Breakfast Club
TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!
10 Things I Hate About You
Fired Up!
Push
The Green Mile (him be a ciwcus mouse!)
Where the Wild Things Are (I cried)
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
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