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I DON'T UNDERSTAND RUBBER DUCKS!!!!!! YET I LOVE THEM.
98% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 2% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butts off.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
• SMILE : ) cause it makes people nervous
•silence is golden, duct tape is silver
•when life gives you lemons, you squirt them in your enemies eyes
•I didn't hit you I simply high fived your face
Spell your first name: Kendal
Spell it backwards: ladnek
Spell it with your elbow: kdendal
Spell it with your eyes shut: Kendal
Spell it with your Nose: kendal
Spell it with your chin: kendasl
Spell it with your forehead: kl e3hnee3¡œ
[1] I need to tell you a really important secret, look at 5
[2] The answer is, look at 11
[3] Dont get mad, look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad, look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Dont be that angry, look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say HI!
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this, look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype, look at 10
[14] I dont know how to say this, look at 3
[15] You must be really mad, look at number 9
Here are 40 ways to tell if you are a dumb blonde.
(Put x's in the box if it's true)
1 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have run into a glass/screen door
4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have run into a wall or tree or stop sign
7 [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 [] You tried to lick your elbow
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just sang them trying to figure out if it is true.
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [] You have choked on your own tongue
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the the last question 'the' was written twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [x] you didn't notice in #14 "the" was spelled twice.
17 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 []You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [] You've fallen asleep in a class (almost but not quite)
22 [] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [] You use your fingers to do simple math (nope, I use a calculator)
27 [] You have eaten a bug on accident
28 [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [] You sometimes send chain emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you know it won't
32 [] You break a lot of things
33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 [] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The words 'umm' and 'like' are used many times a day!!
38 [] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have drawn a deformed heart
Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot B: loves people C: loving and carin
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