I'm a Marxist of the Groucho variety, I'm silly, I'm sweet, I'm a bitch, I'm a proud member of the world's second oldest profession, I'm a poet, I'm a hack, I'm a movie buff, I'm an arachnophile, I'm alright, I'm off-centre, I'm Indian but not red, I'm universal, I'm scared, I'm brave, I'm an animal lover, I'm an animal eater, I'm a people...
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I'm a Marxist of the Groucho variety, I'm silly, I'm sweet, I'm a bitch, I'm a proud member of the world's second oldest profession, I'm a poet, I'm a hack, I'm a movie buff, I'm an arachnophile, I'm alright, I'm off-centre, I'm Indian but not red, I'm universal, I'm scared, I'm brave, I'm an animal lover, I'm an animal eater, I'm a people person, I'm a lone ranger, I'm me, I'm like everyone else.
Bibliophile goes whithout saying, obviously, since I'm here, and yet, I said it. Oh well. Things I devour: Horror & True Crime. Things I (generally) stay away from: Thrillers. Fave author: Stephen King. But other than that exception, I don't pick books by author. I pick them up if they're quirky, I pick them up if turns of phrase get me to turn the page, I pick them up if they're written in unusual forms, I pick them up if I hear them whisper my name from the bookshelf.
And to end in the famous words of abovementioned Mr. Marx: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
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