Kayla- "I ate my twin in the womb."
~❤❤❤~Hi guys! Welcome to my Profile and life! My name is Kayla~❤❤❤~
In my profile pic... that's just me :/ Taking a picture.
Here are my rules! Follow them, or I'll find you.
Then punch you.
-Please do not post any mean comments on my profile. I eat haters for breakfast :)
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In my profile pic... that's just me :/ Taking a picture.
Here are my rules! Follow them, or I'll find you.
Then punch you.
-Please do not post any mean comments on my profile. I eat haters for breakfast :)
-Drop... more »
~❤❤❤~Hi guys! Welcome to my Profile and life! My name is Kayla~❤❤❤~
In my profile pic... that's just me :/ Taking a picture.
Here are my rules! Follow them, or I'll find you.
Then punch you.
-Please do not post any mean comments on my profile. I eat haters for breakfast :)
-Drop by and Leave me a note even if I'm not on here! I will be glad to respond back!
-Since school has started, I have been very busy, so please excuse me if i am not on much.
My BFOSFL:
Eragon! Katty! Bethany! Emma! Sammi! Rogue! Nick! Helena! Lupin! Ajanta!
Definition of Kayla on Urban Dictionary:
A girl who isn't the tallest girl around, but doesn't care. She's proud of who she is, no matter what people say about her. Always extremely random and loud, also somewhat clingy, yet still lovable. Loves to smile and laugh and is always energetic. Clumsy, and has a lot of dumb moments. Will always try to find a bright side in the worst of situations. Tries to make friends whenever she gets the chance. Doesn't like to be alone, unless she needs space. Doesn't always like to be in control. Shy, afraid to stand up for self. Lazy, but will do things when necessary. Has an amazing personality. Thought to be a flirt, but actually just likes to be herself. Doesn't care if she's popular or not, or if she's got haters. When she says she loves you, she means it, with everything she's got, even if she can't think of any way to show it. Confusing and hard to understand. But once you prove to her that you should be able to get to know her more, she'll tell you everything without holding back.
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD "UNTIE!"
Here is a little about myself:
I love...
~The Color(s): Blood Red, Hot Pink, Deep Blue (A very pretty blue), Lime Green
~The Genres For Books: Teen, Romance, Mystery, Vampire/Werewolves
~These Books/Series: Hunger Games Series, Uglies Series, Sean Griswold s Head
~The Body Spray(s) From Bath and Body Works: Carried Away, Black Raspberry Vanilla, Cherry Blossom
~The Singers: Beyonce, Rihanna, One Direction, Cher Llyod, (sometimes) Nicki Minaj, Mario
~The Subjects: English, Social Studies
~ And I may have a case of One Direction Infection..... *cough* *cough*
My Hobbies Are...
~ Singing
~Playing on the Computer
~Dancing
~Talking (hehe xD)
~Reading
~Soccer Psh! I wish!
~Running
~Writing Short Stories
Here are some funny stuff that make me laugh...(and some that are just freaking crazy!)
If you have a problem with me, you can tell me. Dont spread it around to everyone in our school because you will end up being the jerk.
I only talk to ppl i know wont talk about me behind me back and make my life miserable bc you wont and I dont take the drama.
I hate guys who never get over you when you break up and just try to be mean and pretend they hate you.
its immature.
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7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.copy and paste this cus its funny!!!
random fun:
Spell your first name: Kayla
Spell it backwards: alyaK
Spell it with your elbow: m,sahykdr (?????? xP
Spell it with your eyes shut: Kayla (AWESOME!)
NOW =D
Spell it with your Nose: Kayla (Oh yea, im smarticle ☺)
Spell it with your chin: mahy,z (ok im confused)
Spell it with your forehead: hyhyret6jufr (I am such a fail haha)
Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times
K- Really Sily
A- Hot
Y- Is loved by Everyone
L- Smile to die for
A- Hot
For Boyfriends:
• When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
• When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
• When she start’s cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
• When she pull’s away: Pull her back
• When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
• When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word.
82 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dang it!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
61. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
62. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
63. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
64. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
65. MEOW occasionally.
66. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
67. SAY -DING at each floor.
68. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
69. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
70. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
71. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
72. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
73. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
74. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
75. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
76. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
77. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day
been?"
78. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
79. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
80. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
81. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
82. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
-RAWR!!! ( that means I ♥ U in dinosaur) 我爱你 (that means I ♥ U in mandarin) 愛している (that means I ♥ U in Japanese) Ngo Oi Nai (I ♥ U in Cantonese) Te amo (that means I ♥ U in Spanish) Jaime tu (That means I ♥ U in French) bahebak (that means I ♥ U in Arabic) Ich Liebe dich (that means I ♥ U in German) Anee Ohevet Atah (that means I ♥ U in Hebrew) σε αγαπώ or σ' αγαπώ (that means I ♥ U in Greek) ??? (that means i have no idea why i wrote I ♥ U in a ton of languages including dinosaur lol)
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Dumb Blonde Logic (Meaning no offense to blondes)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
Just a couple more ways to diss a guy
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Dumb Blonde Logic (Meaning no offense to blondes)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
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My Random Philosophies and Thingz I don't Understand
1. OMG, do you know what the technical term for the fear of long words is? It's Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! Isn't that ironic?
2. OMG, the plural of GOOSE is GEESE right? So why isn't the plural of MOOSE MEESE???
3. OMG, the primary use of an avacodo is guacamole, right? So why aren't they called guacs?
4. OMG, Hannah Montana has a song called "Nobody's Perfect", but mother always told me that practice makes you perfect... So is Hannah a liar?
5. OMG, Hannah Montana's song says Nobody's Perfect, put in one of her other songs, "Hoedown Throwdown", she says practice makes you perfect... So is she a hypocrit too?
6. OMG, Hannah Montana's last name is Montana, but she's from Nashville, Tenessee! What? Does she have something against her home state or something? The rapper Flo Rida is from Florida and he obviously has respect for HIS home state!
7. OMG, The theme-song to the movie G-Force is called "Jump" by Flo Rida. Does that really make sense? The movie's about guinea pigs... and they can't jump! Are they mocking the guinea pig race? What did they do to us?
8. OMG, Why are all of the planets spherical? Do they have something against cubes?
9. OMG, Okay, why do they call lions the king of the jungle? Don't they live in the African savanna? How does that make sense?
10. OMG, Have you noticed that every cartoon duck ever made doesn't wear pants? Donald Duck wears a hat and a shirt, NO PANTS! Daffy Duck wears nothing, NO PANTS! That duck from the Disney Chicken Little Movie, bows and a tee shirt, NO PANTS! Am I the only one who caught onto that?
11. OMG, Why do they call blueberries blueberries? They aren't blue! Aren't they purple? Was the person who discovered them color blind? Was his last name Blue? Was blue just shorter than purple so the dude just wrote THAT down? Why?
12. OMG, Are there ANY blue foods? There are no foods that are naturally blue. There are things that are artificially flavored that are blue... but nothing natural.
13. OMG, I forgot what the 13th thing is!
I hope I have enlightened you 8^D
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Here's a simple recipe you can make at home:
1. take a pizza
2. shove it in your pants
3. PIZZA POCKETS!
Well, here are some more HTML codes that make symbols and things:
DO NOT SPACE THEM OUT WHEN YOU TRY THEM OUT. I'm only spacing them so they don't disappear into the symbols.
1. Trademark Symbol: ™ type: & t r a d e ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
2. Registered Trademark- ® type: & r e g ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
3. Copyright Symbol- © type: & c o p y ;
WITHOUT SPACES
4. Degree - ° type: & d e g ;
one more time: NO SPACES FOR ANY OF THESE
5. Half - ½ - type: & f r a c 1 2;
6. Quarter - ¼ - type: & f r a c 1 4 ;
7. Three Quarters - ¾ - type: & f r a c 3 4 ;
8. Upside down exclamation point- ¡ type: & i e x c l ;
9. Dagger - † - & d a g g e r ;
10. Middle dot - • - type: & m i d d o t ;
11. Right pointing double angle quotation mark- » type: & r a q u o
12. Dash- — - type: & # 1 5 1 ;
13. Left pointing double angle quotation mark - « -type: & l a q u o ;
14. Heart - ♥ - type: & h e a r t s ;
15. Spade - ♠ - type: & s p a d e s ;
16. Club - - type: & c l u b s ;
Remember, no spaces!!!
25 reasons why I love my mother:
1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week)
4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why)
5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)
7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone)
12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19) My mother taught me about Esp. (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21) My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)
22) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
23) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
24) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you'll understand)
25) And my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)
Dude... I think Hannah Montana's name stinks. Here are someother name options she could have gone with:
Alexis Texas
Pipi Mississippi
Naomi Wyoming
Janna Indiana
Janna Louisiana
Louise Louisiana
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
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[(^(oo)^)] This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page
so people can be jealous of your pig.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
Copy and Paste any of these to your page if you want. =D
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( O o O ) This is Floop, if you attempt to
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(\_/) This is fuzzy. She will stop global warming...
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about getting out there and dancing in the rain"-unknown
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Hello people of Shelfari. I can fly!!!!!
I love to read.
MARIO
BUBBLES
BUTTER (Now Im Hungry)
ICE
FUDGE
Why do none of the passwords work?
FLORIDA
KINDERGARTEN
66887
MOTHER(now, who made up that?)
Post this on your profile if you have fallen in love with a fictional char.
Post this on your profile if you have ever wanted to kill a fictional char.
Post this on your profile if you're a Percaeth fan.
Proof That The Human Race I Doomed To Stupidity
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No! Really?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I blame the parents.)
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-Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot..
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say , I am here for you..
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you
- Sing like no one can hear you,
Love like you will never get hurt,
Dance like no one's watching, and
Live like heaven is on earth.
-So the lion fell in love
And the lamb, well she fell too
It didn’t take a genius
To know their love was true
But what would happen next?
When her blood was his desire
Every moment with her
Was like walking on fire,
In her eyes was the world
She made his heart alive
He showed her love, where
Together they could survive. -Katie
-No regrets
why would i regret the most amazing time of my life so far
you lifted me up into your arms
but no matter how hard you let me fall
♥I still loved you♥
-“May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to cheer you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.” -Author Unknown
-If tears could build a stairway and memories were a lane,
We would walk all the way to Heaven, to bring you home again
No farewell words were spoken, no time to say good-bye
You were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why
Our hearts ache in sadness, and secret tears will flow
What is meant to lose you, no one will ever know. -Annanomys.
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this would be fun to play with a doctor:
'Tell me the first thing that come to your mind' Doctor
'OK' Yourself
'The letter P' Doctor
'Percy Jackson' Yourself
'Percy Jackson?' Doctor
'Awsome or Hero' Yourself
'Hero' Doctor
'Umm . . . Percy and Annabeth' Yourself
'Annabeth?' Doctor
'Cool or um . . . Me!!!' Yourself
The doctor finally stops, throws up his/her hand, and screams "WHY DO I HAVE THIS JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
While u are just sitting there smiling
'Why are you smiling?' Doctor
'Because I am daughter of the great god Dionysus, who can drive people nuts' Yourself
Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of england (hehehe i like this one)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fearof string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people (like me!)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)
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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
show those that fit you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a dumb.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a weird,
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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In my profile pic... that's just me :/ Taking a picture.
Here are my rules! Follow them, or I'll find you.
Then punch you.
-Please do not post any mean comments on my profile. I eat haters for breakfast :)
-Drop by and Leave me a note even if I'm not on here! I will be glad to respond back!
-Since school has started, I have been very busy, so please excuse me if i am not on much.
My BFOSFL:
Eragon! Katty! Bethany! Emma! Sammi! Rogue! Nick! Helena! Lupin! Ajanta!
Definition of Kayla on Urban Dictionary:
A girl who isn't the tallest girl around, but doesn't care. She's proud of who she is, no matter what people say about her. Always extremely random and loud, also somewhat clingy, yet still lovable. Loves to smile and laugh and is always energetic. Clumsy, and has a lot of dumb moments. Will always try to find a bright side in the worst of situations. Tries to make friends whenever she gets the chance. Doesn't like to be alone, unless she needs space. Doesn't always like to be in control. Shy, afraid to stand up for self. Lazy, but will do things when necessary. Has an amazing personality. Thought to be a flirt, but actually just likes to be herself. Doesn't care if she's popular or not, or if she's got haters. When she says she loves you, she means it, with everything she's got, even if she can't think of any way to show it. Confusing and hard to understand. But once you prove to her that you should be able to get to know her more, she'll tell you everything without holding back.
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD "UNTIE!"
Here is a little about myself:
I love...
~The Color(s): Blood Red, Hot Pink, Deep Blue (A very pretty blue), Lime Green
~The Genres For Books: Teen, Romance, Mystery, Vampire/Werewolves
~These Books/Series: Hunger Games Series, Uglies Series, Sean Griswold s Head
~The Body Spray(s) From Bath and Body Works: Carried Away, Black Raspberry Vanilla, Cherry Blossom
~The Singers: Beyonce, Rihanna, One Direction, Cher Llyod, (sometimes) Nicki Minaj, Mario
~The Subjects: English, Social Studies
~ And I may have a case of One Direction Infection..... *cough* *cough*
My Hobbies Are...
~ Singing
~Playing on the Computer
~Dancing
~Talking (hehe xD)
~Reading
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~Running
~Writing Short Stories
Here are some funny stuff that make me laugh...(and some that are just freaking crazy!)
If you have a problem with me, you can tell me. Dont spread it around to everyone in our school because you will end up being the jerk.
I only talk to ppl i know wont talk about me behind me back and make my life miserable bc you wont and I dont take the drama.
I hate guys who never get over you when you break up and just try to be mean and pretend they hate you.
its immature.
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7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.copy and paste this cus its funny!!!
random fun:
Spell your first name: Kayla
Spell it backwards: alyaK
Spell it with your elbow: m,sahykdr (?????? xP
Spell it with your eyes shut: Kayla (AWESOME!)
NOW =D
Spell it with your Nose: Kayla (Oh yea, im smarticle ☺)
Spell it with your chin: mahy,z (ok im confused)
Spell it with your forehead: hyhyret6jufr (I am such a fail haha)
Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times
K- Really Sily
A- Hot
Y- Is loved by Everyone
L- Smile to die for
A- Hot
For Boyfriends:
• When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
• When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
• When she start’s cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
• When she pull’s away: Pull her back
• When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
• When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word.
82 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELIVATOR
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dang it!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
61. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
62. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
63. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
64. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
65. MEOW occasionally.
66. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
67. SAY -DING at each floor.
68. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
69. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
70. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
71. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
72. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
73. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
74. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
75. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
76. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
77. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day
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78. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
79. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
80. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
81. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
82. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
Just a couple more ways to diss a guy
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Dumb Blonde Logic (Meaning no offense to blondes)
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
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My Random Philosophies and Thingz I don't Understand
1. OMG, do you know what the technical term for the fear of long words is? It's Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! Isn't that ironic?
2. OMG, the plural of GOOSE is GEESE right? So why isn't the plural of MOOSE MEESE???
3. OMG, the primary use of an avacodo is guacamole, right? So why aren't they called guacs?
4. OMG, Hannah Montana has a song called "Nobody's Perfect", but mother always told me that practice makes you perfect... So is Hannah a liar?
5. OMG, Hannah Montana's song says Nobody's Perfect, put in one of her other songs, "Hoedown Throwdown", she says practice makes you perfect... So is she a hypocrit too?
6. OMG, Hannah Montana's last name is Montana, but she's from Nashville, Tenessee! What? Does she have something against her home state or something? The rapper Flo Rida is from Florida and he obviously has respect for HIS home state!
7. OMG, The theme-song to the movie G-Force is called "Jump" by Flo Rida. Does that really make sense? The movie's about guinea pigs... and they can't jump! Are they mocking the guinea pig race? What did they do to us?
8. OMG, Why are all of the planets spherical? Do they have something against cubes?
9. OMG, Okay, why do they call lions the king of the jungle? Don't they live in the African savanna? How does that make sense?
10. OMG, Have you noticed that every cartoon duck ever made doesn't wear pants? Donald Duck wears a hat and a shirt, NO PANTS! Daffy Duck wears nothing, NO PANTS! That duck from the Disney Chicken Little Movie, bows and a tee shirt, NO PANTS! Am I the only one who caught onto that?
11. OMG, Why do they call blueberries blueberries? They aren't blue! Aren't they purple? Was the person who discovered them color blind? Was his last name Blue? Was blue just shorter than purple so the dude just wrote THAT down? Why?
12. OMG, Are there ANY blue foods? There are no foods that are naturally blue. There are things that are artificially flavored that are blue... but nothing natural.
13. OMG, I forgot what the 13th thing is!
I hope I have enlightened you 8^D
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Here's a simple recipe you can make at home:
1. take a pizza
2. shove it in your pants
3. PIZZA POCKETS!
Well, here are some more HTML codes that make symbols and things:
DO NOT SPACE THEM OUT WHEN YOU TRY THEM OUT. I'm only spacing them so they don't disappear into the symbols.
1. Trademark Symbol: ™ type: & t r a d e ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
2. Registered Trademark- ® type: & r e g ;
WITHOUT THE SPACES
3. Copyright Symbol- © type: & c o p y ;
WITHOUT SPACES
4. Degree - ° type: & d e g ;
one more time: NO SPACES FOR ANY OF THESE
5. Half - ½ - type: & f r a c 1 2;
6. Quarter - ¼ - type: & f r a c 1 4 ;
7. Three Quarters - ¾ - type: & f r a c 3 4 ;
8. Upside down exclamation point- ¡ type: & i e x c l ;
9. Dagger - † - & d a g g e r ;
10. Middle dot - • - type: & m i d d o t ;
11. Right pointing double angle quotation mark- » type: & r a q u o
12. Dash- — - type: & # 1 5 1 ;
13. Left pointing double angle quotation mark - « -type: & l a q u o ;
14. Heart - ♥ - type: & h e a r t s ;
15. Spade - ♠ - type: & s p a d e s ;
16. Club - - type: & c l u b s ;
Remember, no spaces!!!
25 reasons why I love my mother:
1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week)
4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why)
5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)
7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone)
12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19) My mother taught me about Esp. (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21) My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)
22) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
23) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
24) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you'll understand)
25) And my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)
Dude... I think Hannah Montana's name stinks. Here are someother name options she could have gone with:
Alexis Texas
Pipi Mississippi
Naomi Wyoming
Janna Indiana
Janna Louisiana
Louise Louisiana
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
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Copy and Paste any of these to your page if you want. =D
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( O o O ) This is Floop, if you attempt to
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about getting out there and dancing in the rain"-unknown
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Hello people of Shelfari. I can fly!!!!!
I love to read.
MARIO
BUBBLES
BUTTER (Now Im Hungry)
ICE
FUDGE
Why do none of the passwords work?
FLORIDA
KINDERGARTEN
66887
MOTHER(now, who made up that?)
Post this on your profile if you have fallen in love with a fictional char.
Post this on your profile if you have ever wanted to kill a fictional char.
Post this on your profile if you're a Percaeth fan.
Proof That The Human Race I Doomed To Stupidity
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No! Really?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I blame the parents.)
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-Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot..
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say , I am here for you..
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you
- Sing like no one can hear you,
Love like you will never get hurt,
Dance like no one's watching, and
Live like heaven is on earth.
-So the lion fell in love
And the lamb, well she fell too
It didn’t take a genius
To know their love was true
But what would happen next?
When her blood was his desire
Every moment with her
Was like walking on fire,
In her eyes was the world
She made his heart alive
He showed her love, where
Together they could survive. -Katie
-No regrets
why would i regret the most amazing time of my life so far
you lifted me up into your arms
but no matter how hard you let me fall
♥I still loved you♥
-“May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to cheer you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.” -Author Unknown
-If tears could build a stairway and memories were a lane,
We would walk all the way to Heaven, to bring you home again
No farewell words were spoken, no time to say good-bye
You were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why
Our hearts ache in sadness, and secret tears will flow
What is meant to lose you, no one will ever know. -Annanomys.
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this would be fun to play with a doctor:
'Tell me the first thing that come to your mind' Doctor
'OK' Yourself
'The letter P' Doctor
'Percy Jackson' Yourself
'Percy Jackson?' Doctor
'Awsome or Hero' Yourself
'Hero' Doctor
'Umm . . . Percy and Annabeth' Yourself
'Annabeth?' Doctor
'Cool or um . . . Me!!!' Yourself
The doctor finally stops, throws up his/her hand, and screams "WHY DO I HAVE THIS JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
While u are just sitting there smiling
'Why are you smiling?' Doctor
'Because I am daughter of the great god Dionysus, who can drive people nuts' Yourself
Stuipid Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of england (hehehe i like this one)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fearof string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (i wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people (like me!)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Okay, really, who the heck knew that?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you might have the same thing twice on your profile, but you don't feel like checking, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(How do you think I got all of these things to begin with???lol)
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!
show those that fit you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a dumb.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a weird,
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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