Kait and Kayleigh are BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love my:
Crazy
Goofy
Stupid
Gorgeous
Weird
LamE
Socially Challenged
FRIEND : )
My Favorite Quotes:
"when life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"
"Two blondes were going to disney land on the interstate. The sign said "Disneyland left" They started crying and turned around"
"if someone says anything is possible, they haven't tried to slam a revolving door"
"Are u going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid
Friends ask why your crying. Best friends already have the shovel out ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
I'm confused. No.... wait.... maybe I'm not
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window holding a bat. How does she kn-.... Oh... Right.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces
"Moo. I'm a pig."
"Gone Insane... back soon."
"Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much."
"I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that
"What's on?" Magnus inquired.
"What Not to Wear," came a familiar drawling voice, emanating from a sprawled figure in one of the armchairs.
He sat forward and for a moment Clary thought Jace might get up and greet them. Instead, he shook his head at the screen.
"High-waisted khaki pants? Who wears those?" He turned and glared at Magnus. "Nearly unlimited supernatural power,"
he said, "and all you do is use it to watch reruns. What a waste."
"Also, TiVo accomplishes much the same thing," pointed out Simon.
"My way is cheaper." Magnus clapped his hand together and the room was suddenly flooded with light. Jace, slumped in the chair,
raised an arm to cover his face. "Can you do that without magic?"
"Actually," said Simon, "yes. If you watched infomercials, you'd know that."
Clary sensed the mood in the room was deteriorating. "That's enough," she said. She looked at Jace, who had lowered his arm
and was blinking resentfully into the light. "We need to talk," she said. "All of us. About what we're going to do now."
"I was going to watch Project Runway," said Jace. "It's on next."
-Magnus, Jace, Simon, and Clary, City of Ashes
Alec hesitated. "Isabelle said the (spoiler spoiler) has requested an audience with us."
"Sure," said Magnus. "And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour."
Alec looked puzzled. "Who's Madonna?"
-Alec and Magnus, City of Ashes
You give me roses
but there all just made of plastic
~Falling Down by Selena Gomez
I can talk to fish!
Ask one over for dinner. - Angel and Fang
Gazzy: I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can rule the world!
(Max raises her eyebrows)
Gazzy: Not that i want to...
-Maximum Ride Series
Did you pay for these?
Sure, I made dollar bills magically appear in their cash register.
Really?
No, but you can pretend I did if it make you feel better. – Magnus & Simon, City of Ashes
Best friends are hard to find because the best ones are already mine.
Even though your heart is on the left, it’s always right.
Never frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Be yourself, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.
Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live
"Just because today was a horrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life. You just gotta get there."
boys in books...are just better
You always gotta have those friends,
when you can do the stupidest things
&& just laugh about it together
if we go down we go down
together because when i said
best friends i meant forever
Good friends say hi and smile the first time they meet your new boyfriend,
BEST friends tell him with a smile in perfect synchronization:
"You break her heart, and we'll break every bone in your body."
She's my best friend,
you break her heart
I'll break your face
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