Who am I? ....well, I'm p3rky, as you can see ^^ I'm 16, a guy, and I work at Waterstone's as a "bookseller"


I love reading (again, fairly obvious), music, friends, Mexican food, Ian Hislop, and the Noble M15 (its a car) -- that reminds me, TopGear rocks, but (Clarkson doesn't), Dead ringers, Have I got News For You and Mock the...more »

Who am I? ....well, I'm p3rky, as you can see ^^ I'm 16, a guy, and I work at Waterstone's as a "bookseller"


I love reading (again, fairly obvious), music, friends, Mexican food, Ian Hislop, and the Noble M15 (its a car) -- that reminds me, TopGear rocks, but (Clarkson doesn't), Dead ringers, Have I got News For You and Mock the Week are my favourite TV shows. I'm interested in studying Law at uni, and am taking my AS-Levels at the moment.

I probably use brackets too much online, and use the words "shocking" "epic" and the phrase "I'm not kidding" too much aswell. Oh, and I've been told that I'm often a bit too sarky... :/

My taste in books is a bit weird in that I'll read anything. I even read the backs of shampoo botles in the shower. ].[ Weeeeiiirrrrd...
But my tastes lean towards anything sinister. This generally happens to be supernatural, crime, fantasy/scifi, and just general fiction.
The book that's probably affected me, and made me think more than any other book I've read would be Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre, and it'd be a massive injustice of me to describe in so few words here why, you'll just have to go and read it. :)

The only classic to which I have given fewer that 3 stars is Robinson Crusoe, it was immensely dull. Don't hurt me :(


The #1 thing I'd like to do before I die (so pesamistic?!, how about, while I'm living) would be to take part in a riot ^___^ « less