The Awesomely Epicly Weird Ms. Dr. Prof. Panda Jr. PhD
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Which Hi! is better? The first one has a tiny exclamation point, but the other is messed up and needs dots. And the third had lines on top of it... So I don't know. Or maybe you think the 4th is the best. Who cares really?
Well, atleast I creatively made one instead of copying
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╚╩╩══╩═╩Some I iz? Tee hee☻
Sorry, too lazy to make it all.
(Oh, no offense to people who copied it, everyone copies stuff, including me, I just didn't this time)
Ok, so stuff is below. But i have no idea why you're reading it. Or who you are. How in the world did you get to my profile??? You confizzle me...
Oh, and I made up confizzle, and I like it better than confuzzle, so you should too. Ok? Just say confizzle from now on.
WAIT!!!!! BEFORE YOU START READING, TIME YOURSELF, CAUSE ME WANTS TO KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES PEOPLE TO READ MY EXTREMELY LONG PROFILE. OK? OK.
1.) I'm NOT a princess
2.) I like books & cake
3.) I also like pandas and koalas (take that Mr.Winters!)
5.) JOIN MY GROUP!!! (The Weird Stories)
6.) Follow me! If i know you. . .
7.) Hi again!
8.) I say confizzle and not confuzzle and you should really join my side cause there's a confizzle vs fuzzle war and I'm winning!!!
9.) I iz Izah. Izah is pronounced Iz-uh. K? K. Only gonna tell you once. Izah is a Izah. Like, you is you, I iz me. and I iz Izah. So Izah is a Izah. See? K.
10.) Ummmm..... Hi again?? I guess... Naww, I'm kidding.
Actual 10: HI!!!!
HA! Gotcha again!
ACTUALLY REALLY 10, (It really is 10 this time) Oh wait, I forgot. I'm serious! I was going to say something, and then my mom called me, I came back, and can't remember!
Wait! I remember now!!! It was (no, not hi), I'm Izah, but I'm also known as The Awesomely Epicly Weird Ms. Dr. Prof. Panda Jr. PhD. Tee hee hee. It's long.
11.) I don't know why people do this but they do and I feel like it so here it goes:
And i added some stuff to make it weirder
My Name: Izah.... I could tell you my last name, but for all I know, you might be some murderer
Spell it backwards: Hazi
Spell it with your eyes closed: Izah
Spell it with your elbow: Izah
Spell it with your nose: Izah
Spell it with your forehead: ujhyas (wow, not even close! Well, I got I an a, so me iz half right!!!)
Spell it with your palm: izah
Spell it with the back of your hand: izah (does the back of the hand include the back of your fingers?)
Spell it with your wrist: izahh (Yeah, I'm too good for just 1 h, I need 2... tee hee)
Spell it with your skittles wrapper: izah (yes, that one was definately mine)
Spell it with the side of your fattest book: (I used Inheritance by Christopher Paolini, 849 pages!) izahh (remember, side, not de corner, dats too easy!) (double h again?)
Oh, speaking of Inheritance,
12.) The Inheritance cycle is my favorite series. Or, well, one of my favorites, I'm not sure which is my favorite. I also liked Pendragon, and Seeds of America (chains and forge and soon to be ashes) and a lot more that if I told you, I'd be typing all day.
Well, I don't hate Justin Bieber, since I don't know him so I won't hate him, but I don't like his music. Or him. So here:
13.) 95% of the girls in this world would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. 2% would go and push him. 1% would aim a gun at him (VIOLENT PEOPLE!!) I'd be part of the 2% at the bottom, eating popcorn, and chanting, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" and afterwards, "DO A FLIP!!!!!!!"
14.) We're all colored. Deal with it. Even if you're white, you're the color white, and you're usually pink too. So then you're multicolored! Don't you think that's a little weirder than being one dark color?
15.) My cousin's favorite number is 14. There's a reason, but it's a LONG story.
16.) I have bad eyesight. That's what I get for reading and staying on electronics all day long.
17.) Everyone's fat compared to someone skinnier than them.
18.) We're all weird. There are just some peope that like to pretend that they're normal.
19.) I iz coocoo.
20.) *correction* I iz a coocoo nerd! Especially when it comes to math. Tee hee hee hee.
Me got a perfect score in math on the state test! 70 out of 70! And guess how many people in my grade (in my school) got a perfect score in math... twee! (3) and guess how many girls? ME! (which means 1)
and I missed ONE in LA (language arts) (stupid one question!) and 2 in SS (social studies). GRR!! If it weren't for those three questions, I would have had three perfect scores! I will murder those 3 questions...
21.) I like saying tee hee. and sometimes hee hee. And sometimes tee hee hee. Or hehe, or teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee. Or ect.
Hey, you have to admit, I haven't said it in a while.
And if you don't like it, don't come to my profile.
23.) I dunno, just trying to get to 26
24.) I iz almost done with my long profile! Well, almost done making it, you're far from almost finished reading... you'll see. (Hint: Copy and paste is faster than typing, so dat's why me iz almost done making, but reading a lot of copy + paste takes longer, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Take that!)
25.) Ha!! This thing says I have -681 characters remaining!!! HAHAHA!!
26.) Wow, I'm here now.
What do I do now?
27.) I don't know if I'll remember to change this afterwards, but for now, my pic is a rainbow butterfly in a world of gray. I just changed it from a panda sitting alone on a window. Anyways, that's what I'm like, a crazy, weirdo rainbow in a world of boring gray... TEE HEE!!!
Now I iz pandas helping each other climb. It's funny, we call them animals, yet many humans still can't figure out how to work together.
**Even more later**
Well, now I'm the panda in a window again. I'm probably not going to change this again and again, soooo hi.
28.) Now, I will paste stuff, that has been copied, as most people do, onto my profile.
98% of teenagers would sob if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump off a builing, post this onto your profile if you're part of the 2% that'd be at the bottom yelling, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
(Izah: Yes, yes, I did edit that and put that as another number. And the percentage might be different, it depends on where you copied it, it's hard to know what the original percantage was.
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”
92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your heads off.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
White man once said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I m sick I m BLACK, When I go in the sun I m BLACK, When I m cold I m BLACK, When I die I ll be BLACK, But you sir. When you re born you re PINK, When you grow up you re WHITE, When you re sick you re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE, And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you HATE racism.
2/3 Americans have poor math skills, and the other half aren t much better!
Post this to your profile if you are part of the -(1/6) who are math nerds!
(___) -Mr. Bunny This is bunny. Copy and paste
bunny onto your page to help
him gain world domination.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Ummm, duh I'm not dead! Otherwise, what'd I be doing on shelfari?) (That part was Izah)
* If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
* If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
* If at one time you mispelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
* If you have ever copy and pasted something off of someone's profile, copy and paste this to your profile
* If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
* If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
* If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out and smack them on the head.
people who say anythings possible havent tried to slam a revolving door
They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people.
Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words: poli meaning many; in Latin, and tics as in bloodsucking creatures
LOOK IT’S BOB
☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every update you see so he can
/ \ take over Shelfari. Then you tell people “You’ve been Bobbed”
When life gives you lemons, you make grapejuice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!
Yes, I know I'm hyper. I take it as a compliment. So thank you stranger -hugs-.
[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!!!!
1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
 The answer is LOOK AT 11
 Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
 Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
 First LOOK AT 2
 Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
 I'm bored.
 What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
 Be patient LOOK AT 4
 This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
 I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
 Sorry LOOK AT 8
 Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
 I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
 You must be REALLY mad, but just LOOK AT NUMBER 9
29.) HAHAHAHA!!!! It says -4236 characters remaining now!!! HA!
30.) And now, some beautiful quotes:
"In life, people may throw skittles at you and yell 'TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW!' But what I do is take my car, run over them, and yell back, 'NATIONWIDE IS ON MY SIDE!'"
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
(If you don't know- how could you not know?! It's so obviously- Willy Wonka! You know, Johnny Depp. From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Any of this ringing a bell?)
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. "
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
32.) Naww, I iz kidding, there's more.
33.) Now bye.
34.) Okay... you want more, soooo ummm.... lemme think....
35. OH!! Me forgot!! To tell sumtin!! Me wanna say, izn't bad gwammer fwun?? Dat and mispellince, and making up words, and adding duble woos to words. Ya know, like babwy talk.
36.) NOW BYE BYE!!!
Umm... so.... bye, i guess. Seriously. There's nothing more here. just get outta here. Leave! Why are you still reading? Just listen to me when I say stop reading!!! What are you even doing here anyways?! Don't be a stalker!!!
Ugh, when I tell you to stop reading, that means you should stop and you shouldn't be reading this!!! Good job. You don't listen to your elders. Or your peers. Depends on how old you are. Now are you happy? Well, i don't know, but I'll just stop typing so you'll leave.
How long did it take ya? Took me 7 minutes and 11 seconds.
It took Grace Daniels 9 minutes and 11 seconds to read my profile.
Wow, that's a coincidence, both of us took 11 seconds! Tee hee.
And it took Labina (Labana Banana) 15 minutes. Flat.
Soooo, how long did you take? Did you not time yourself!? GRR. If you did, thank you for listening to me when i asked you to time yourself, and tell me how long it took. « less
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