RANDOM FACTS:
I have over 100 stuffed animals that I will never get get rid of. I blame the makers of Toy Story.
Ummm..... I like to read. O.O *collective gasp throughout the room*
One of my current obsessions is Smore'z cereal!!!!!! Nomness.
I don't think anyone eats full-sized carrots because they enjoy them. I think it's just a time-filler. For bored people that like to eat healthy.
My friend gave me a soccer ball for Christmas. It promptly rammed my antique glass bottle collection. Whoops.
I love my chinchillas. Jasper, Aiden, Zac, and Chiquitaaa.
I was in a movie! An extra. But still. It's called Big Ginger. I'm Student #26 or something. o.O In the school skirt. Can't miss me.
I microwave my M&M's.
Sooooo, yeah. Message me if you wanna be my friend or wanna tell me about your troubled life or something. I'm cool with that.
OOOKAY, CHILDREN! GATHER ROUND!
They're=they are. Example: They're idiots.
Their=plural possessive. Example: The idiocy is their's to cherish.
There=Like "Over there."
You're=You are. Example: "You're an idiot."
I BEFORE E, EXCEPT AFTER C, AND WHEN SOUNDING LIKE A, AS IN NEIGHBOR AND WEIGH.
Okay, I've noted some of you also don't know when to use "a" and when to use "an."
"A" goes before a word that starts with a consonant sound, as in "I like to eat A Bowl of chowder"
"An" goes before words beginning with a vowel sound, as in "I'd like to eat AN Apple full of cheese"
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”
Funny things my friends have said:
"I shot the stork. Birth control." -- JD.
"I have to grate some cheese... brb" -- Ali.
"I waved at you this morning and threw out my elbow." -- Ali.
"Cheese makes all the difference. That's my motto." -- Ali.
[Talking about my Grannie backing out of the driveway.]
"Wow. A 72 point turn." -- Matthew.
Bazil: "i could beat up chuck norris"
Bazil: "if i imagined he was this computer"
Bazil: "im stil half asleep at nine"
HannahLee: "not fully awake till twelve"
Bazil: *runs into wall*
Bazil: "ow"
Bazil: *continues walk to kitchen to make tea*
HannahLee: "i walk outside in search of milk"
HannahLee: "then i'm like... why.... are my feet cold...?"
Bazil: "LOL"
Bazil: "nice"
HannahLee: "then i try to pick it back up"
HannahLee: "in the pantry..."
HannahLee: "then i'm standing in the pantry"
HannahLee: "holding the milk"
HannahLee: "looking for a clear spot to put it"
HannahLee: ""why is there no spot for this...?""
HannahLee: *looks at milk* *looks at shelf* *looks at milk* "OH!"
Bazil: "i was in my room with a roll of toilet paper yesterday"
Bazil: "and im like"
Bazil: "why am i here"
[My uncle talking about my aunt]
Uncle Robert- "Yeah. Judy keeps gettin' worse. Had to pull her off some nuns the other day. She was drunk."
Me- "The nun was drunk?"
Uncle Robert- "No, Judy was. Yeaah she saw the nuns and thought they were gangster. Then they pulled out their rosary and she thought it was a weapon. So she jumped 'em."
"pear pressure xD i'm pressured by fruit!!"--Ali
[You don't want to hear this whole conversation, I'll spare you.]
JD- "But what if you're allergic to llamas??"
Uncle Robert- "...Nah. I used to date a llama."
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^^ That is the group to join if you're awesome. ^^
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