Hannah

"...You built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"




Hi, my name is: Hannah. Short for Hannah Banana. Long for HA!
But you can call me: Whatever you want. Just not Hannah Montana.
Never in my life have I: Done drugs. Yes. I am the bomb. *raises fist*
The one person who can drive me nuts: Jim. My imaginary... more »

"...You built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"




Hi, my name is: Hannah. Short for Hannah Banana. Long for HA!
But you can call me: Whatever you want. Just not Hannah Montana.
Never in my life have I: Done drugs. Yes. I am the bomb. *raises fist*
The one person who can drive me nuts: Jim. My imaginary friend. He's so irritating.
My school is: Oi.
When I am nervous: I don't really get nervous. I'm pretty mellow jello...
The last song I listened to was: These Boots are Made for Walkin. NANCY SINATRA! O.O
If I were to get married right now, it would be to: I don't know. It would be illegal, for sure. O.o
When I was 4: I hated people grabbing my nose and saying, "I got your nose!" So I'd stare at them like the idiots they were and my mom would go, "Oh, she's just shy." No. They were just idiots. I had nothing to say to idiots.
Last Christmas: I got my laptop. *indicates orange laptop* It's orange. :P
I should be: Cleaning my bathroom.
When I look down I see: Yarn. It's purple and blue. o.O
My happiest recent event was: I just ate cookies. :)
By this time next year: Obama will have been forcibly pulled from office. Replaced with Bobby Jindal. O.O I'm hoping...
My current gripes: Everything saying Happy Holidays! Instead of Merry Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! EAT THAT, WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a hard time understanding: My own handwriting... *squints at paper*
If I won an award, the first person I’d tell would be: My Mawmaw. ♥
I want to buy: A bearded dragon.
Where do you plan to visit: Ireland!
This world could do without: Bob Saget.
Most recent thing I bought myself: Warnings at Waverly Academy. *scary music* O.O
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Prince Caspian. Yup.
This morning I: Told my chinchilla to stop judging me. He continued judging me. *sigh*
Last night I was: Stealing my sister's DS and hiding it in my closet. SHHHH!!!!!!
Tomorrow I am: Gaining world domination. I'd be scared if I were you.
Tonight I am: Reading this book. *holds up book*
My birthday is: July 27th '94. Mmmmhm.





My catchphrases:
"Holy schnitzel!"
"Oi!"
"Pretend I didn't say that..."
"Do not doubt the logic of Hannah!!!"
"Egad."
"Don't look at my food!" Why do people seem so enthralled by whatever is one someone else's plate?? Stare at your own food!
"Mhm."
"And stuff..."
"Yup." or "Yep."
"Uh huh." Usually either followed or preceded with a :| face.



I love: peanut butter on oreos, Michael J. Fox, Anne of Green Gables, staring at lava lamps, chinchillas, my Mawmaw, constantly changing ring tones on our phones to freak my mother out, breeding and raising fish, making movies, randomly sticking my finger in other people's ears, and sewing. O.o yep.


RANDOM FACTS:
I have over 100 stuffed animals that I refuse to get rid of. I blame the makers of Toy Story.

I've only ever refused one dare in my entire life. Because I was five, and my friends that dared it would've gotten beaten. lol. I'm so considerate.

I don't think anyone eats full-sized carrots because they enjoy them. I think it's just a time-filler. For bored people that like to eat healthy.

My friend gave me a soccer ball for Christmas. It promptly rammed my antique glass bottle collection.

In first grade, a girl in my class slapped me across the face for no reason. I just looked at her menacingly and she immediately fell to the ground and begged for my forgiveness. One of the weirdest moments of my life. o.O

My friend is going to the Olympics! GO ASHLIE!

I have about five people thinking I'm mentally handicapped.











Funny things my friends have said:

"I shot the stork. Birth control." -- JD.

"I have to grate some cheese... brb" -- Ali.

"I waved at you this morning and I threw out my elbow." -- Ali.

"Cheese makes all the difference. That's my motto." -- Ali.

[Talking about my Grannie backing out of the driveway.]
"Wow. A 72 point turn." -- Matthew.

Bazil: "i could beat up chuck norris"
Bazil: "if i imagined he was this computer"

Bazil: "im stil half asleep at nine"
HannahLee: "not fully awake till twelve"
Bazil: *runs into wall*
Bazil: "ow"
Bazil: *continues walk to kitchen to make tea*
HannahLee: "i walk outside in search of milk"
HannahLee: "then i'm like... why.... are my feet cold...?"
Bazil: "LOL"
Bazil: "nice"
HannahLee: "then i try to pick it back up"
HannahLee: "in the pantry..."
HannahLee: "then i'm standing in the pantry"
HannahLee: "holding the milk"
HannahLee: "looking for a clear spot to put it"
HannahLee: ""why is there no spot for this...?""
HannahLee: *looks at milk* *looks at shelf* *looks at milk* "OH!"
Bazil: "i was in my room with a roll of toilet paper yesterday"
Bazil: "and im like"
Bazil: "why am i here"

[My uncle talking about my aunt]
Uncle Robert- "Yeah. Judy keeps gettin' worse. Had to pull her off some nuns the other day. She was drunk."
Me- "The nun was drunk?"
Uncle Robert- "No, Judy was. Yeaah she saw the nuns and thought they were gangster. Then they pulled out their rosary and she thought it was a weapon. So she jumped 'em."




I congratulate you for making it through that. HAVE A COOKIE! O.O Not mine. Go get your own. « less