I officially have my own jar of dirt! Epic jar of dirt.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Came the horrid shout slash scream from upstairs. It sounded like someone was being tortured with a cat 'o nine tails...
"Hinata! What the hell was that?" a particular blonde exclaimed.
"Oh... I think that's Neji-san..." the blue-haired girl said.
"That's Neji?!" Naruto's eyes widened considerably. He'd never heard Neji make that noise before. "What's happening?"
"STOP!! No!! Please!!" The shocking yell echoed eerily through the hall, carrying all the way to the friends in the living room. Hinata sighed, standing. Naruto was hungry for some flies, it seemed.
"Hinata! Don't go up there....." Naruto shivered. Hinata gave a shy smile.
"This happens every now and then. You get used to it after a while." With her words, she left up the stairs.
What she saw made her laugh. Neji, thrashing about, trying to get away from him. That Uchiha. Sasuke's legs were wrapped around Neji's waist, hairbrush in hand. The long haired boy was attempting to swat the other's hands away from his prized coffee locks. "I beg you, no!!"
"You can try all you like, pretty boy. I'll get what I want eventually." Sasuke smirked and waved to hairbrush around to prove his point. "Also, Hinata?"
"Grab me that belt would you?"
Hinata smiled knowingly. "Sure."
"No, Hinata!! Please don't let him do this! Please!" Neji's eyes were wide as dinner plates at Sasuke's request. He looked so damn terrified...
"Hinata? You still alive?" Naruto called up the stairs just as she handed Sasuke the belt. She gave the obsidian eyed boy a look that said, 'Don't kill him', turned on her heel and left the room. The moment the door to the bedroom closed behind her, Sasuke tried again.
"Oh god please! NO!!"
When Hinata got back downstairs, she noticed Naruto, still hungry for flies. "Come on, Naruto-kun. We should go..."
Naruto snapped out of his trance and nodded. Grabbing his coat from his chair, he followed his girlfriend out the front door, leading her then to his burnt orange car.
Back up in the bedroom, Neji was squirming and wriggling desperately trying to get away from the torture he knew the slightly shorter male would induce. "S-asuk-ke!!" he choked out, breathless. "Let me go!!"
"No. Hinata and Naruto just left, so you can make as much noise as you like, but no-one's coming up here. Anyway-" With a flash of his wrists, the raven had the black leather belt wrapped tightly around the brunette's own wrists. Neji struggled a little more, then finally gave up. "See what I mean? I'm just that persuasive..."
About two hours later, when Naruto dropped Hinata back home, they wandered into the house, finding Sasuke lounging on the couch, watching some Formula 1. "Hey teme, where's Neji?" The curious blond questioned. Sasuke crack a grin and said, "In his room. Sulking."
Just as Sasuke finished his words, a low wail closed down to the trio.
"I'll go see if he's okay. Naruto, want to come?" Hinata said. Naruto nodded furiously and the bluenette lead him upstairs. They came to Neji's room, of which the wails and cries were emerging. "Neji, you alright?" Hinata pushed open the door, then noticed a crumpled heap to the end of the long haired male's bed, noise coming from it. After a few seconds, she realised it was her tormented cousin. Rushing over to him, she engulfed him in a hug, and immediately asked for a damage report. Neji looked up at her with blood shot eyes and pointed weakly over his shoulder. Hinata looked where he pointed, and saw that Sasuke had really destroyed Neji's pride. His hair was neatly pulled back into a type of plait, the one where small strands of hair were wrapped around into the middle, over and over again until it was tied off with a dark green ribbon. She hid her grin, but it couldn't fool Neji. "Go on..." he sobbed, "Laugh..."
Hinata just sighed. "Come on, let's fix you up, then we can get our revenge on Uchiha, alright?"
Naruto, who had managed to stay quite the whole time, perked up and said, "We get to get teme?! I know just what we can do!!"
Hinata shushed him. He grinned sheepishly. After taking ten minutes to re-do Neji's hair to it's normal style, they began plotting against the unknowing raven downstairs.