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THE WEIRD STORIES

Ok. If you're weird, YOU'RE IN DE CORRECT PLACE!
Well, you can find out da rules in da rules discussion, sooo ya. Anyways, basically, what you do in this group is, WRITE WEIRDO STORIES!!! And you read other people's weirdo stories and laugh at the weirdness.

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  • The Awesomely Epicly Weird Ms. Dr. Prof. Panda Jr. PhD

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    Ok, I'm in a hurry cuz im about to go somewhere so let's just get to it.

    You will write about..... Discovering a new planet. Tell everything there is to know about that planet! Tell how your life is on the planet! Tell how you discovered it! I dunno! JUST DO IT! And make it up, don't use something like lalaland or pablo world. Make some random coocoo world from that thing inside your head called a brain. Ok? Ok. Ok?? OK. Ok??? Ok! Ok???? OK! OK????? OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?! OKAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh, and due on Saturday, May 12, 2012. But you might also get Saturday to write cuz I'll be on a a band trip at Six Flags!!

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  • Emilie Elisabeth - Imagine Dragons concert!
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    "Noooo, Skittle sounds like we're trying to rip off Mars, with the Mars bar." A childlike voice rang out. "Then what do YOU suggest we call it? Huh?" She pondered that for a moment, not coming up with any good ideas. The two friends sat atop a green and purple globe, the name is what they were trying to figure out. You see, they had duct taped themselves to a wagon and rode up into far outer space. But they forgot to bring a camera. So now, they have no proof. "Dangit, well then, I guess we'll call it 'Acrio Zoom' unless you have any better ideas...?" She shook her head, and the two hopped back in the wagon and flight for home. They took of their pilot glasses to reveal palm trees and... Dinosaurs. "DINOSAURS?!?!" He shrieked like a girl, as he had expected to see his house in Yukon. Not the Jurassic period. "Wait a sec, this can't be the Jurassic period, because we weren't time traveling." The realization creeped up on the back of their throats. This wasn't the Jurassic period, it was another planet. They were lost in space.

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  • Grace Daniels
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    I know it's late, but YOU haven't graded them yet so...

    I screamed. It's too late. I can't outrun them. The aliens finally caught up to me and I blacked out. I remembered how I got to this new planet, which I will call Athena, for these aliens are fast, furious, and can lift 1000 pounds, mostly because there is low gravity. I'm an astronaut, set to go to the moon, but it wasn't where it was supposed to be and I missed. I started floating in space when I noticed a planet. It must be a dwarf planet! Or a rogue planet. I quickly landed and took the first step. I took off my helmet because there was no use living. That was when I took a breath, opened my eyes, and saw a beautiful, unearthly landscape right in front of me. Rivers and waterfalls and grass and alien plants! So beautiful! That's when I saw the human-like aliens staring at me. They took one breath, and squabbled, "EEOZUOKZUOKO!!!!!!" My alien translator was out and it translated to: "Get her!" And now I'm here, blacked out and scared. I opened my blue eyes to see the aliens trimming my golden hair to make it beautiful. All the aliens are beautiful. That's when I noticed a sign in an alien language. "Bua Lopis" I held up my alien translator and it was: "Barber shop". I smiled and looked up at an alien. It said, "I will help you get home," and he did. I went home and told of my adventures on Athena, and how we should visit it when it comes around again in a while. We did and the aliens welcomed us. We now visit it every year.

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