sokka: " Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
Uncle: No, history would just see it as more senseless violence; a brother killing a brother for power.
Uncle Iroh: "So this is how Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew has more honor than you. Thank you for the tea. It was delicious." Prince Zuko: "Do you really mean that, Uncle?" Iroh: "Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite."
Azula: Set our course for home.Zuko *mutters*: Home. . Ship Captain: You heard the princess, we're taking the prisoners away!
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Its a gaint mushroom mabye its friendly!!!!!!!!!! friendly mushroom!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: (after licking some of that stuff off a cave wall) Oh, I feel woozy.Katara: You've been hallucinating off of cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find on the wall!?Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.
Customs Lady: So, Mr. Lee, and Mr.… umm Mushy is it? Iroh: It’s pronounced Moo-shee. Customs Lady:You telling me how to do my job? Iroh: (stepping closer) Uh, no no no. (speaking charmingly) But may I just say that you’re like a flower in bloom, your beauty intoxicating. Customs Lady: (smiling and obviously charmed) You’re pretty easy on the eyes yourself handsome. (makes cat-claw gesture) Raorrr. Welcome to Ba Sing se. (stamps their papers and pushes them forward.) Zuko: I’m gonna forget I saw that
Katara: The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!Aang: You mean Platypus-bear?Katara: No, it just says bear...Sokka: Certainly, you mean his pet skunk-bear.Toph: Or his armadillo-bear.Aang: Gopher-bear?Katara: Just... bear...(Moment of silence)Toph: This place is weird.
Wan Shi Tong: Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!Sokka: (falls from the ceiling and knocks him out) That's called "Sokka Style." Learn it!
Katara: I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.Sokka: Hey, don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.Toph: You been hitting the cactus juice again?
Iroh: Would you like a pot of tea?Zuko: We've been working in a tea shop all day. I'm sick of tea!Iroh: Sick of tea?! That's like being sick of breathing!
Sokka: Why are we in the middle of the desert?
Sokka: And now Haru's scored a mustache, which you can see by looking at the front row....
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