This is for all the Twilight,New Moon,Eclipse and Breaking Dawn fans! The new movie came out June 30th, Eclipse! Leave your thoughts here by joining now!
This is dedicated to each and every twilight fan, who smiles when they see a shiny silver volvo, to those who:
1) Wish they could live in Forks
2) Know garlic, crosses and wooden stakes can't kill a vampire
3) Know that vampires sparkle in the sun not burn
4) Who cried when Edward left...
5) Who couldn't stop smiling when Bella found Edward again
6) Who want to meet someone EXACTLY like Edward
7) Who fell in love with a fictional character
READ TWILIGHT(Otherwise I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you.)
*~PERCY JACKSON IS A STALKER*~
*~EDWARD CULLEN IS A HERO*~
*~ ANNABETH CHASE IS HELPLESS*~
~*BELLA SWAN CAN BE IMMUNE TO VAMPIRES!*~
~*POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT AND HATE PERCY JACKSON!*~
TWILIGHT QUOTES
"What if I'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" -Edward Cullen
"Bella...He looks at you like your something to eat..." -Jacob Black
"How opposed to Grand Theft Auto are you?" -Alice Cullen
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" -Edward Cullen
"Bella if I could dream at all it would be of you and I'm not ashamed of it" -Edward Cullen
"About 3 things I was absolutely certain...First Edward was a vampire. Second there was a part of him-and I'm not sure how potent that part may be-that thirsted for my blood...And third that I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him..." -Bella Swan
"Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?" -Jacob Black
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV" -Jacob Black
"Do I dazzle you?" -Edward Cullen
"I never gave much thought to my death...Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I love" -Bella Swan
"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her" -Alice Cullen
"Penguins. Lovely." -Edward Cullen
RANDOM FUNNY THINGS FROM TWILIGHT
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me how does she kn- Ohh rightt...
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly hasn't read Twilight
I like men cold, hard and sparkley.
Dear Children...We've ran out of Edward Cullens. Santa.
Oh sorry...does it bother you that I'm in love with a fictional vampire?
YOU HAVEN'T READ TWILIGHT!?! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!
Twilight Confession #1 - I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward.
Twilight Confession #2 - Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
Twilight Confession #3 - I stay up late waiting for Edward to come.
Twilight Confession #4 - I've developed a weird habitat of biting people...
Twilight Confession #5 - I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a book
Twilight Confession #6 - Every time I hear the name, Edward, I go "What!?! Where!?!"
Twilight Confession #7 - I have a new pick-up line "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me"
"What is wrong with me? I feel all dizzy..."
"Were you reading Twilight?"
"Mm-hm"
"It's called Edward Cullen"
Edward got all upset when Alice had a vision of vampire Bella in the near future...It turned out to be a Halloween costume.
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner
When other girls wanted to be ballet dancers I wanted to be a vampire
It's a Twilight thing. You wouldn't understand.
WARNING- Having a vampire as a boyfriend might be dangerous to your health
Every car I know I learned from Stephenie Meyer.
Vampires? Gotta love them Cullen boys..
I belong to Edward Anthony Mason Cullen
I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black...you can die and I can live forever
Edward loves brunettes!! Take that blondes!
I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with a fictional character
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