A prince decided to go to the forest!
In the forest he met a weird looking girl.
That girl had very long hair, but the weird thing about her was her dress.
The dress was like a fifties disco dress, bright purple with glow in the dark neon orange polka dots.The single strap that went over one shoulder had lots of rhinestones on it, so many that you couldn't see any fabric. It was very short. Also, even though she was in the forest, the princess was wearing bright green heels!
The princess got her heel stuck, she tugged and pulled but could not free her heel from the....
.....snakes mouth that saw her heels and thought it was food. :P
"These are new!" She exclaims.
get off of meee she screamed!
The Prince heard her cries and..
ran towards the sound!
he pushed through branches and vines to find....
...the girl's ankle being swallowed by a snake!
he yellwed at the princess to....
he yelled at the princess to...
But, not hearing him, continued to scream for someone to...
save her as she was declining quickly into sinking sand... 'HELP' she screamed.
Just then Indianna Jones broke through the bushes with his lasso, with Hellan Hunt right behind him!
They ran towards her, pushing the prince away.
shes mine get out of my way loosers!
This girl belongs to me& only me, she is mine...........& if you want to win over her i pose you a Challenge'
& the challenge is to........................
make your way through the dangerous woods in the dangerous woods you will find.......
a SNAPPING TURTLE. when you see it you must do this:
Clap your hands 4 times and call upon....
Lote, the god of food
and the god of food said "let there be a feast!" where shall we dine?
We shall dine next to the snapping turtle's restroom, because the turtle has a small bladder.
wont it smell? said the lote , the god of food
"No! The liquids that come out of me are strictly PEA SOUP. Yummy!" Said the turtle.
"who shall we dine with?" said the lote.
Have a Snapping War with it and....
win the glowing orb of elder land, which you must take on to.....