Last year I used to write down stupid stuff people would say. Here are some of my favorites:
"Does it snow in the rainforest? Does it RAIN in the rainforest?"
"Clair, I know you're stupid when you come back frm spring break, too, so what does that have to do with me and my funnel cakes?"
"Why you limpin man? You lookin like a snoop dog!"
"You've been licking my Germ-X, haven't you? If I come in here and find you licking my bottle, you're gone!"
"Do turtles have thingies? And how can they have babies if they can't get out of their shells?"
"I'm going to the rainforest and I'm going to bring back a pet zebra! Then I'm going to have a zebra petting zoo!"
Believe it or not, all of these except for one of them came from the same class. Guess which one didn't?
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