OMG these are funny and they make you think!
We know the speed of light, so wat's the speed of dark?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why's it still #2?
If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of its nose?
If Wal-mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing's free yet?
How do you treat someone addicted to therapy?
How come you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
On a highway, when you take an exit, aren't you really entering it?
Have you noticed that fat chance and slim chance mean the smae thing?
Electricity comes from Electrons. Morality comes from... morons?
Poli= many, tics= bloodsucking creatures. Politics=?
How come people hate mice but love Mickey Mouse?
Is a shellless turtle homeless or naked?
Vegetarians eat vegetables, so do humanitarians eat humans?
If vegetable oil is made out of veggies, wat's baby oil made out of...?
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